Eagles vs Cowboys - MNF - Week 3 (1 Viewer)

[tonydead]

man, your team just won a blowout rivalry game. Unclench a little.

Is it really a rivalry game when one of the teams can’t compete tho? 

 

[DJackson10]

But….. ah never mind. You’re right on Hurts. 

Yeah I know I am. But I appreciate agreeing with me though 

 

[DJackson10]

Is it really a rivalry game when one of the teams can’t compete tho? 

Isn't really a rivalry when One team has more playoff wins and more SB wins then the other and the last time the one team was great if you are under 25 you wouldn't even remember since you weren't born yet? 

 

[The Frankman]

Iggles suck.

 

[tonydead]

-3.5 was a freaking gift from Vegas on this game. Expect the Eagles to be huge dogs from here on out. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Is it really a rivalry game when one of the teams can’t compete tho? 

You sound like a guy who would pee on homeless people.

 

[renesauz]

just checked my leagues....lost one by less then a point where I had Sanders and Goedert playing :(

 

[tonydead]

Isn't really a rivalry when One team has more playoff wins and more SB wins then the other and the last time the one team was great if you are under 25 you wouldn't even remember since you weren't born yet? 

You want to do a history lesson?  

 

[The Big Donkey]

Isn't really a rivalry when One team has more playoff wins and more SB wins then the other and the last time the one team was great if you are under 25 you wouldn't even remember since you weren't born yet? 

i have to agree with djax here.   early 90s cowboys got it done.     not since then though.

 

[tonydead]

You sound like a guy who would pee on homeless people.

Why do that, already live in their own filth?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Isn't really a rivalry when One team has more playoff wins and more SB wins then the other and the last time the one team was great if you are under 25 you wouldn't even remember since you weren't born yet? 

Dispite being in the league almost twice as long as the Cowboys, no, you don’t have more playoff wins. You dont even have more playoff games. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Why do that, already live in their own filth?

Stay classy, tone.

 

[TampaMike19]

I'm gonna give it some more time with Hurts. It was a tough game and atmosphere but the whole team / coaching was also not great tonight. 3 games in is not enough time to call it quits for anyone. 

Also, looks like @ DAL is a nightmare for him. Under the bright lights perhaps? IDK but he needs to figure it out. I think he will be good for fantasy all year but man this team looked like trash. 

 

[tonydead]

Stay classy, tone.

You’re they guy that dreams up the idea of pissing on homeless people.   Who thinks like that?  

 

[ProstheticRGK]

You’re they guy that dreams up the idea of pissing on homeless people.   Who thinks like that?  

It was an analogy for kicking somebody down on their luck. I have a literary mind.

 

[Deamon]

Stay classy, tone.

tonydead isn't, and hasn't ever been classy.  I complemented the Cowboys in their thread one day and he had a cute little freak out session that even annoyed the Cowboys fans in there

 

[DJackson10]

i have to agree with djax here.   early 90s cowboys got it done.     not since then though.

Plus most Dal fans consider WFT more of a rivalry and I think Giants fans would consider the Eagles more of a rivalry then Dal these days. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

tonydead isn't, and hasn't ever been classy.  I complemented the Cowboys in their thread one day and he had a cute little freak out session that even annoyed the Cowboys fans in there

Yeah, i know him already. I honestly think he would be good in person, but maybe comes across wrong on the internet.

 

[DJackson10]

Dispite being in the league almost twice as long as the Cowboys, no, you don’t have more playoff wins. You dont even have more playoff games. 

Uh last 2 decades yes we do that's what I was referring too 

 

[tonydead]

tonydead isn't, and hasn't ever been classy.  I complemented the Cowboys in their thread one day and he had a cute little freak out session that even annoyed the Cowboys fans in there

I don’t know which is funnier, Eagles fans giving a lecture on being classy or you trolling the Cowboys thread. 

Good game guys!  See you after a few rebuilding years?  
 

 

[DJackson10]

You want to do a history lesson?  

Want one of the last 20-25 yrs where your teams been irrelevant and at one point Tebow had as many Playoff wins in that time period as the Cowboys? 

 

[DJackson10]

I don’t know which is funnier, Eagles fans giving a lecture on being classy or you trolling the Cowboys thread. 

Good game guys!  See you after a few rebuilding years?  
 

You'll be rebuilding soon enough if you decide to get rid of McCarthy but everyone in the division hopes Jurrah gives that man a life long contract. 

 

[Deamon]

I don’t know which is funnier, Eagles fans giving a lecture on being classy or you trolling the Cowboys thread. 

Good game guys!  See you after a few rebuilding years?  
 

Again, it was a complement in your thread, not sure how that was trolling.  All the Cowboys fans in there agreed and told you to calm down if you remember.

 

[tonydead]

ESPN replays trying to find anything positive for the Eagles. They got nothing. 

 

[DJackson10]

Iggles suck.

Not as bad as the Giants though. 

 

[fred_1_15301]

This thread is always hilarious after the game ends.  

 

[Mister CIA]

I can't quite put my finger on what went wrong with this thread.

 

[DJackson10]

ESPN replays trying to find anything positive for the Eagles. They got nothing. 

ESPN trying to find any Dallas Relevance in the last 25 yrs. Wait they need to go to VHS tapes.

ESPN guy to the Intern: Do we had any VHS's around

Intern: What the hell is a VHS? 

ESPN Guy: It's something we used to watch actual tapes on like this one. It's a tape from the last time Dallas was cared about. Long before you were born buddy 

 

[Amused to Death]

You want to do a history lesson?  

Gotta agree here. Dallas was really something back when we were all in high school.

 

[fred_1_15301]

ESPN trying to find any Dallas Relevance in the last 25 yrs. Wait they need to go to VHS tapes.

ESPN guy to the Intern: Do we had any VHS's around

Intern: What the hell is a VHS? 

ESPN Guy: It's something we used to watch actual tapes on like this one. It's a tape from the last time Dallas was cared about. Long before you were born buddy 

Unfortunately the last time Dallas was really relevant was the year they won the Super Bowl against my Steelers.  FML

 

[tonydead]

Putting aside the Hurts failed experiment. Dallas just dropped 41 on the Eagles. They be like LeBraun and not play defense?  

 

[Mister CIA]

ESPN trying to find any Dallas Relevance in the last 25 yrs. Wait they need to go to VHS tapes.

ESPN guy to the Intern: Do we had any VHS's around

Intern: What the hell is a VHS? 

ESPN Guy: It's something we used to watch actual tapes on like this one. It's a tape from the last time Dallas was cared about. Long before you were born buddy 

Now do the Sixers.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Now do the Sixers.

He hates the Sixers.    

 

[Insein]

Now do the Sixers.

Oh god. You just triggered the bat signal. 

 

[Deamon]

Now do the Sixers.

Oh don't fish him like that.  He can't help himself from a bragging 3 page essay when that S word gets brought up

 

[Mister CIA]

He hates the Sixers.    

Oh god. You just triggered the bat signal. 

Ignorance is bliss.  I'll see myself out now.

 

[DJackson10]

Now do the Sixers.

I'd love to because I'm not a Sixers fan. Don't get me started there @modogg might get a heart attack so I won't. 

 

[DJackson10]

He hates the Sixers.    

I'm just gonna laugh this one off. I think I do enough damage in the NBA thread and the Eagles thread there on them 

 

[tonydead]

Tweet of the night:

The NFL had the *audacity* to let Dallas snag CeeDee Lamb and Trevon Diggs in the same draft.

 

[G-King]

Again even an all pro RT needs his QB to not #### the bed. A QB can do just as much to make his Line look worse then it is then as much as he can make them look better. The Reason Dal moved Parsons was because he got embarrassed at MLB by an all pro in Brady who showed everyone every weakness the dude had. Thankfully Parsons played edge rusher in College and Dal had Lawerence go down and had a good reason to move him. So glad Dal drafted Parsons rather then making a move for a better player 

Do what?!?! Bro, you need a prescription for those green colored glasses. Parsons killed it last week. The dudes motor runs on high octane. Yes, thank you for giving Dallas a free 3rd rounder to move back a couple of spots to get the same player they wanted. Parson is wreaking havoc and should for years to come. Please with the obvious envy....

 

[G-King]

You mean when Goedert pushed the Cowboys player into your assistant coach and he fell onto the cooler? 

Oh trust me, his green glasses always see it different

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Again even an all pro RT needs his QB to not #### the bed. A QB can do just as much to make his Line look worse then it is then as much as he can make them look better. The Reason Dal moved Parsons was because he got embarrassed at MLB by an all pro in Brady who showed everyone every weakness the dude had. Thankfully Parsons played edge rusher in College and Dal had Lawerence go down and had a good reason to move him. So glad Dal drafted Parsons rather then making a move for a better player 

 

[GoBirds]

ESPN replays trying to find anything positive for the Eagles. They got nothing. 

You guys looked better than you have in decades I have to admit. May be able to lose in the wild card round, best team in awhile. 

 

[GoBirds]

Just remembered Eli giving double birds, that was pretty awesome. ESPN totally missed blurring it.

 

[Rubi]

Prime Time game at Jerry World. Dak is back and Boyz D isn't awful.

I'm not a fan of either team but I think the home team is going to slice and dice and generally steam roll the visitors.

Cowboys by at least....a lot...maybe 20.

 

[Insein]

Just remembered Eli giving double birds, that was pretty awesome. ESPN totally missed blurring it.

Then him half ### apologizing after the break was great. 

 

[GoBirds]

Then him half ### apologizing after the break was great. 

At first he just mentioned giving the birds then went ahead and did it for some reason after. Who ever thought I could like Eli so much. 

 

[Insein]

At first he just mentioned giving the birds then went ahead and did it for some reason after. Who ever thought I could like Eli so much. 

Just got a CBS Update "Eli Manning Apologizes for putting up both middle fingers last night on TV"