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I hate cats, but this is not about.that My community had a facebook page. What happened was, an elderly couple had their grandkids over and the 6 month old cat got out. He ended up going a foot into the neighbors yard and he shot him dead. Stating he was going to fight with his cat. Brutal.

 
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Unless it was a pellet guy, I'd have to think discharging a firearm in a suburb would be at least frowned upon.

 
I hate cats, but this is not about.that My community had a facebook page. What happened was, an elderly couple had their grandkids over and the 6 month old cat got out. He ended up going a foot into the neighbors yard and he shot him dead. Stating he was going to fight with his cat. Brutal.
Can you edit this so that it makes sense?

Hint: fix your ####ing pronouns and apostrophes.

 
I hate cats, but this is not about.that My community had a facebook page. What happened was, an elderly couple had their grandkids over and the 6 month old cat got out. He ended up going a foot into the neighbors yard and he shot him dead. Stating he was going to fight with his cat. Brutal.
Can you edit this so that it makes sense?

Hint: fix your ####ing pronouns and apostrophes.
Tru tis, on me hommie hoods gatted a baby kitty

 
I love cats (and dogs).

This is an awful story.

I would figure out a way to get revenge on the shooter.
Hmmmmm, this we can agree on for sure.Would like to personally assassinate every elephant poacher if I had the means and the access. Those ####ers are a special kind of devil if you know anything about elephants.

 
Shoot one of my cats and his troubles would be just beginning. I have a long memory, a bad attitude and I'm into revenge.

 
I love cats (and dogs).

This is an awful story.

I would figure out a way to get revenge on the shooter.
Hmmmmm, this we can agree on for sure.Would like to personally assassinate every elephant poacher if I had the means and the access. Those ####ers are a special kind of devil if you know anything about elephants.
As I said it was an elderly persons cat, grandkids were in and out and kitty got out. They want to move, their neighbor owned up to shooting it.

 
I love cats (and dogs).

This is an awful story.

I would figure out a way to get revenge on the shooter.
Hmmmmm, this we can agree on for sure.Would like to personally assassinate every elephant poacher if I had the means and the access. Those ####ers are a special kind of devil if you know anything about elephants.
As I said it was an elderly persons cat, grandkids were in and out and kitty got out. They want to move, their neighbor owned up to shooting it.
Not sure how owning up to it makes it any better. Or am I missing something?Like the cat date raped the guy's daughter.

 
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I love cats (and dogs).

This is an awful story.

I would figure out a way to get revenge on the shooter.
Hmmmmm, this we can agree on for sure.Would like to personally assassinate every elephant poacher if I had the means and the access. Those ####ers are a special kind of devil if you know anything about elephants.
As I said it was an elderly persons cat, grandkids were in and out and kitty got out. They want to move, their neighbor owned up to shooting it.
Not sure how owning up to it makes it any better. Or am I missing something?
Well, it was hard for me to believe he had a cat, but in this situation I would line my yard with capnit and take out his .

 
I love cats (and dogs).

This is an awful story.

I would figure out a way to get revenge on the shooter.
Hmmmmm, this we can agree on for sure.Would like to personally assassinate every elephant poacher if I had the means and the access. Those ####ers are a special kind of devil if you know anything about elephants.
As I said it was an elderly persons cat, grandkids were in and out and kitty got out. They want to move, their neighbor owned up to shooting it.
Not sure how owning up to it makes it any better. Or am I missing something?Like the cat date raped the guy's daughter.
He owned up to it because he knew he was not "at fault"

kitty in his yard, a foot.

he thought it was a stray tying to fight his cat

 
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I don't understand why people would kill a stray cat, sorry.

I have a Beebee gun in case a raccoon, opossum, skunk or other varmint messes with my dogs. Killing a stray cat makes zero sense to me.

 
I'm confused too. I know trying to find a treadmill sized box can be stressful, but try to write cohesive sentences.

 
I hate cats, but this is not about.that My community had a facebook page. What happened was, an elderly couple had their grandkids over and the 6 month old cat got out. He ended up going a foot into the neighbors yard and he shot him dead. Stating he was going to fight with his cat. Brutal.
Why was the neighbor sitting in his back yard with a gun? Has this been an ongoing problem? There has to be way more to this story.

 
If someone ever intentionally shot a pet of mine, they'd better be absolutely sure that nothing of theirs ever crosses my property line or I will destroy it on the spot.

 
larch said:
No loss. It is just a cat.
Seriously.

I shot my neighbors cat once. It cut up my declawed cat twice, once after it cut through my screen door to get to him. Third time he brought claws to a gun fight.

 
larch said:
No loss. It is just a cat.
Seriously.

I shot my neighbors cat once. It cut up my declawed cat twice, once after it cut through my screen door to get to him. Third time he brought claws to a gun fight.
You're a real badass.
No kidding, that cat was slamming into my glass sliding door trying to get my cat. When I opened the door it took off running and I one shotted it right in the ### hole at full speed. It was a miraculous shot.

 
larch said:
No loss. It is just a cat.
Seriously.

I shot my neighbors cat once. It cut up my declawed cat twice, once after it cut through my screen door to get to him. Third time he brought claws to a gun fight.
You're a real badass.
No kidding, that cat was slamming into my glass sliding door trying to get my cat. When I opened the door it took off running and I one shotted it right in the ### hole at full speed. It was a miraculous shot.
Got a lot of practice aiming and shooting at poop chutes, do ya?
 
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larch said:
No loss. It is just a cat.
Seriously.

I shot my neighbors cat once. It cut up my declawed cat twice, once after it cut through my screen door to get to him. Third time he brought claws to a gun fight.
You're a real badass.
No kidding, that cat was slamming into my glass sliding door trying to get my cat. When I opened the door it took off running and I one shotted it right in the ### hole at full speed. It was a miraculous shot.
Got a lot of practice aiming and hooting at poop chutes, do ya?
Absolutely! and popping one off in a matter of seconds as well.

 
sbonomo said:
FatUncleJerryBuss said:
I hate cats, but this is not about.that My community had a facebook page. What happened was, an elderly couple had their grandkids over and the 6 month old cat got out. He ended up going a foot into the neighbors yard and he shot him dead. Stating he was going to fight with his cat. Brutal.
Why was the neighbor sitting in his back yard with a gun? Has this been an ongoing problem? There has to be way more to this story.
That's what I'm wondering. If the cat was barely into his yard, that means he was looking for it and had his weapon ready.

I will say this, stray animals kill lots of squirrels and rabbits, and quite frankly, I'd rather have the squirrels and rabbits. Keep an eye on your pets, folks.

 
FatUncleJerryBuss said:
Doctor Detroit said:
Jack White said:
I love cats (and dogs).

This is an awful story.

I would figure out a way to get revenge on the shooter.
Hmmmmm, this we can agree on for sure.Would like to personally assassinate every elephant poacher if I had the means and the access. Those ####ers are a special kind of devil if you know anything about elephants.
As I said it was an elderly persons cat, grandkids were in and out and kitty got out. They want to move, their neighbor owned up to shooting it.
WHAT A GREAT STORY!

 
FatUncleJerryBuss said:
I hate cats, but this is not about.that My community had a facebook page. What happened was, an elderly couple had their grandkids over and the 6 month old cat got out. He ended up going a foot into the neighbors yard and he shot him dead. Stating he was going to fight with his cat. Brutal.
See kids. Now this is a time to be posting in the Drunk thread.
 
larch said:
No loss. It is just a cat.
Seriously.

I shot my neighbors cat once. It cut up my declawed cat twice, once after it cut through my screen door to get to him. Third time he brought claws to a gun fight.
did you shoot him inside or outside? Caliber of the gun? I would have a really hard time discharging a fire arm in my house our yard. Not saying you were in the wrong but seems very risky to me.
 
larch said:
No loss. It is just a cat.
Seriously.

I shot my neighbors cat once. It cut up my declawed cat twice, once after it cut through my screen door to get to him. Third time he brought claws to a gun fight.
did you shoot him inside or outside? Caliber of the gun? I would have a really hard time discharging a fire arm in my house our yard. Not saying you were in the wrong but seems very risky to me.
Im thinking bb/pellet gun.

 
I don't understand why people would kill a stray cat, sorry.

I have a Beebee gun in case a raccoon, opossum, skunk or other varmint messes with my dogs. Killing a stray cat makes zero sense to me.
I don't mean to get off topic, but did you just type "Beebee gun"?
 

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