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EAT-OFF (2 Viewers)

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  • GM

    Votes: 58 39.5%
  • shuke

    Votes: 89 60.5%

  • Total voters
    147
We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.

The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.

Get to it, boys. :thumbup:
The fans ask, I deliver.
Sweatshirt or another one of those t-shirts with a liner stitched into them?
That would be a grey undershirt and a blue knit long sleeve.
Is there more than one bong in that picture?
No. Just one.
 
I think a Hostess Cherry Pie on the shoulder would be :confused:
It's hardly fair that he has a vending machine.All I eat anymore during the day is fruit. What kind of fun is it to photograph a grown man eating a pear?
Watermelon
You can eat watermelon?
:lmao: If Shuke takes pics of what you're thinking about, I'll finally concede this thing to him.
Shuke.Watermelon.

Youtube.

The ingredients to the best thing ever to hit FFA.

 
6 year old son was playing with my phone last night. He's a bit of a prankster. For instance, before Xmas, I lost my hair brush. Couldn't find it anywhere. Had to use my finace's brush, which is coated in long, dark hairs that fall out over my blond locks. Turns out the little booger gift wrapped my brush and put it under the tree as a present for his brother. He also put a temporary Hannah Montana tattoo on my chest when I was dead asleep last week and took pictures of it.

Well last night, he was playing with my phone and stumbled across a picture of me eating an apple under my desk at my last job. Dude sent that photo out to every name he recognized on my contact list, including my boss. :goodposting:

 
6 year old son was playing with my phone last night. He's a bit of a prankster. For instance, before Xmas, I lost my hair brush. Couldn't find it anywhere. Had to use my finace's brush, which is coated in long, dark hairs that fall out over my blond locks. Turns out the little booger gift wrapped my brush and put it under the tree as a present for his brother. He also put a temporary Hannah Montana tattoo on my chest when I was dead asleep last week and took pictures of it. Well last night, he was playing with my phone and stumbled across a picture of me eating an apple under my desk at my last job. Dude sent that photo out to every name he recognized on my contact list, including my boss. :goodposting:
wow, power leveling
 
General Malaise said:
6 year old son was playing with my phone last night. He's a bit of a prankster. For instance, before Xmas, I lost my hair brush. Couldn't find it anywhere. Had to use my finace's brush, which is coated in long, dark hairs that fall out over my blond locks. Turns out the little booger gift wrapped my brush and put it under the tree as a present for his brother. He also put a temporary Hannah Montana tattoo on my chest when I was dead asleep last week and took pictures of it. Well last night, he was playing with my phone and stumbled across a picture of me eating an apple under my desk at my last job. Dude sent that photo out to every name he recognized on my contact list, including my boss. :hot:
:thumbdown: :thumbup: :no:
 
General Malaise said:
6 year old son was playing with my phone last night. He's a bit of a prankster. For instance, before Xmas, I lost my hair brush. Couldn't find it anywhere. Had to use my finace's brush, which is coated in long, dark hairs that fall out over my blond locks. Turns out the little booger gift wrapped my brush and put it under the tree as a present for his brother. He also put a temporary Hannah Montana tattoo on my chest when I was dead asleep last week and took pictures of it. Well last night, he was playing with my phone and stumbled across a picture of me eating an apple under my desk at my last job. Dude sent that photo out to every name he recognized on my contact list, including my boss. :hot:
:goodposting: :confused: :lmao:
LMFAOAnd where is tha Hannah Montana tatoo pic?
 
General Malaise said:
6 year old son was playing with my phone last night. He's a bit of a prankster. For instance, before Xmas, I lost my hair brush. Couldn't find it anywhere. Had to use my finace's brush, which is coated in long, dark hairs that fall out over my blond locks. Turns out the little booger gift wrapped my brush and put it under the tree as a present for his brother. He also put a temporary Hannah Montana tattoo on my chest when I was dead asleep last week and took pictures of it. Well last night, he was playing with my phone and stumbled across a picture of me eating an apple under my desk at my last job. Dude sent that photo out to every name he recognized on my contact list, including my boss. :shrug:
surrender now and save yourself the pain
 
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General Malaise said:
6 year old son was playing with my phone last night. He's a bit of a prankster. For instance, before Xmas, I lost my hair brush. Couldn't find it anywhere. Had to use my finace's brush, which is coated in long, dark hairs that fall out over my blond locks. Turns out the little booger gift wrapped my brush and put it under the tree as a present for his brother. He also put a temporary Hannah Montana tattoo on my chest when I was dead asleep last week and took pictures of it.

Well last night, he was playing with my phone and stumbled across a picture of me eating an apple under my desk at my last job. Dude sent that photo out to every name he recognized on my contact list, including my boss. :hot:
:yes: :goodposting: :lmao:
LMFAOAnd where is tha Hannah Montana tatoo pic?
remember, a 6 year old took this.
 
Nice napkin, Nancy. :hifive:
Agree with Jabba on this one, that shirt has been in more of your pics than you have shuke, my guess is there are far worse things on it than lard stains.
All I eat anymore during the day is fruit. What kind of fun is it to photograph a grown man eating a pear?
Pair a what?
Pair a what? PAIR A COOKIES!!!!!!!!!
Man I was holding out until I saw what I thought was a clear cut winner in this epic battle of titans. My time to vote is upon me :lmao: The heel on the head is what did it for me but the blindfold is a nice touch, the fact that you have one that is.

 
General Malaise said:
6 year old son was playing with my phone last night. He's a bit of a prankster. For instance, before Xmas, I lost my hair brush. Couldn't find it anywhere. Had to use my finace's brush, which is coated in long, dark hairs that fall out over my blond locks. Turns out the little booger gift wrapped my brush and put it under the tree as a present for his brother. He also put a temporary Hannah Montana tattoo on my chest when I was dead asleep last week and took pictures of it.

Well last night, he was playing with my phone and stumbled across a picture of me eating an apple under my desk at my last job. Dude sent that photo out to every name he recognized on my contact list, including my boss. :thumbup:
:blackdot: :rolleyes: :thumbup:
LMFAOAnd where is tha Hannah Montana tatoo pic?
remember, a 6 year old took this.
Who's hanna Montanna tatoo was that? If the boy's I'm not sure if it is gay he likes Hanna or a hopeful sign he is intersted in girls. If its yours, well that's just disturbing.
 
I think Shuke's got the advantage of better technology. That beer picture is really sharp. No way GM can match that with a crappy cellphone pic.

 
6 year old son was playing with my phone last night. He's a bit of a prankster. For instance, before Xmas, I lost my hair brush. Couldn't find it anywhere. Had to use my finace's brush, which is coated in long, dark hairs that fall out over my blond locks. Turns out the little booger gift wrapped my brush and put it under the tree as a present for his brother. He also put a temporary Hannah Montana tattoo on my chest when I was dead asleep last week and took pictures of it.

Well last night, he was playing with my phone and stumbled across a picture of me eating an apple under my desk at my last job. Dude sent that photo out to every name he recognized on my contact list, including my boss. :hot:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
LMFAOAnd where is tha Hannah Montana tatoo pic?
remember, a 6 year old took this.
Who's hanna Montanna tatoo was that? If the boy's I'm not sure if it is gay he likes Hanna or a hopeful sign he is intersted in girls. If its yours, well that's just disturbing.
At the school they go to, all the kids were asked to bring Valentine's Day cards for all the other students. At the end of the day, the kids brought home a sack full of cards and candy from their classmates. When my boys got home, they rifled through their bags and removed all the girlie ones they got and were on their way to discard them when my 6 year old had a bright idea. Why not play a little joke on dad? They waited for me to go take a poop upstairs, then went about taping all the girlie cards around my house....on the walls, in my fridge, on my beers. When I came downstairs, I saw Cinderella, Hannah Montana, a bunch of unicorns and the color pink ALL over the place, taped up with reckless abandon.The Hannah Montana tattoo came in the bag of valentine's day stuff and my son waited for the right time to paste it on me. As you can tell from my last picture, I sometimes use a blindfold to sleep. When I'm out, I'm OUT and my boys know it. They have colored moustaches on my face in the past and so putting the tattoo on my chest was a breeze.

Sometimes, I wish I had girls.

 
I think Shuke's got the advantage of better technology. That beer picture is really sharp. No way GM can match that with a crappy cellphone pic.
I use the Motarolla Razor...isn't that top of the line? :o
GMShuke

Which is clearer?
I was kinda joking there, but yeah, I agree. He's using either a digital camera or a much better camera phone. I have just used my crappy old cell phone from the onset. I don't own a digital camera and I am about as far removed from a 'tech' guy as you'll find.My lady used to be a professional photographer, so perhaps I'll incoporate her into this little game since Shuke has the edge on technology....

EAT-OFFs.......they are serious business.

 
I think Shuke's got the advantage of better technology. That beer picture is really sharp. No way GM can match that with a crappy cellphone pic.
I use the Motarolla Razor...isn't that top of the line? ;)
GMShuke

Which is clearer?
I was kinda joking there, but yeah, I agree. He's using either a digital camera or a much better camera phone. I have just used my crappy old cell phone from the onset. I don't own a digital camera and I am about as far removed from a 'tech' guy as you'll find.My lady used to be a professional photographer, so perhaps I'll incoporate her into this little game since Shuke has the edge on technology....

EAT-OFFs.......they are serious business.
A little background lighting wouldn't hurt.
 
I think Shuke's got the advantage of better technology. That beer picture is really sharp. No way GM can match that with a crappy cellphone pic.
I use the Motarolla Razor...isn't that top of the line? :lmao:
GMShuke

Which is clearer?
I was kinda joking there, but yeah, I agree. He's using either a digital camera or a much better camera phone. I have just used my crappy old cell phone from the onset. I don't own a digital camera and I am about as far removed from a 'tech' guy as you'll find.My lady used to be a professional photographer, so perhaps I'll incoporate her into this little game since Shuke has the edge on technology....

EAT-OFFs.......they are serious business.
Don't be afraid to include the lady eating something too. :ph34r:

 

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