Bonus points for "KRRK KRRK."
Rolled headband style.did you pull out the drug helmet??????????????
I actually had an orgasm at the 0:23 mark.The hand twitching......![]()
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This is like the nuclear arms race all over again.I actually had an orgasm at the 0:23 mark.The hand twitching......![]()
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Only myself to blame, as I taped this Friday night but have been holding out.The options appear belowGM [ 191 ] [50.80%] shuke [ 185 ] [49.20%] Come on people.
Calorie GapThis is like the nuclear arms race all over again.I actually had an orgasm at the 0:23 mark.The hand twitching......![]()
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Oh, well, there ya go! Shuke, do you have a blackberry?Why can't he use his blackberry like I did?
my guess: no media card.Why can't he use his blackberry like I did?

He's been winning all along, but I was first with the video and in the 3 days it took him to match me, I took the lead. But it won't last. If Shuke had put out a video the same day, he'd still be winning.desert rose said:No offense to GM, but how can shuke be losing this? I can't wait to get home to watch the video.![]()
YupJerseyToughGuys said:my guess: no media card.Red Eyed and Blue said:Why can't he use his blackberry like I did?![]()
If he'd ever show up to DorkDraft, I'm sure we could work something.We need to start a collection to get shuke a real video recorder.That, or does someone have one they want to donate for the effort?

Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,
Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.
And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.
Finally, our wait is over.
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BTW, what does shuke say at the end of the video? I can't tell.
"This shuke for YouTube" I think
/kigeramsey"This shuke for YouTube eating"BTW, what does shuke say at the end of the video? I can't tell."This shuke for YouTube" I think
/kigeramsey

If she only knewShuke- you have too much time on your hands!!Love, mom
My first instinct was to come to this thread and post.P.S. Well done on the vidsJust joined the Shuke fan clubSo I made a comment earlier today on Shuke's FB page and I was scrolling through some of his pics when I came across a picture of shuke's head cut and pasted on top of one of those weird island rock things from LOST (I didn't want to directly link the picture), but I nearly pissed my pants when I read the first comment:
If she only knewShuke- you have too much time on your hands!!Love, momMy first instinct was to come to this thread and post.P.S. Well done on the vids

You genuinely appear to fear for your life at 0:19.
I think I was just mouth-adjusting. I never felt distressed, I just wanted to make sure that it didn't fall out of my mouth.ETA: That's home-grown zucchini and chocolate cake, and it was delicious.You genuinely appear to fear for your life at 0:19.
gm's video dominates......
No question here.I'm sorry but shuke's vid isn't even in the same ballpark. I sense that all of you applauding his efforts have been fervent supports in the past but realize that while he may have won many a battle the war is now lost. GM nuked your hopes of victory last week, all that is left is total capitulation.