EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

[shuke]

I still hadn't voted, but in light of this new video and the poopy ceiling tile, I voted "shuke"

Here come the shukies!

 

[shuke]

GM (240 votes [49.79%])

shuke (242 votes [50.21%])

It's happening

 

[Godsbrother]

I'll be more impressed if Shuke takes down a watermelon -- even a seedless one.

 

[Ned]

Yes it was a White Castle. But did you notice how I actually ate it? I think eating should be an important part of an Eat-Off. I didn't just stuff it in my mouth, turn the camera around and stop filming.

And next, watch me put this whole chicken nugget in my mouth. In one piece."

 

[shuke]

GM (240 votes [49.79%])

shuke (242 votes [50.21%])

It's happening

GM (241 votes [50.00%])

shuke (241 votes [50.00%])

Oh just #### off.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Some heavy breathing in there. I like.

 

[Ned]

My vote goes to the guy who swallows whole kernels of corn without chewing them.... and then takes pictures of their poop the next day.

At a drunk thanksgiving years ago we got into a debate on how/why we see corn in our poop (Mom HATED we were talking poop over thanksgiving dinner). I swore it was due to not completely chewing your bites of corn, so I put my money where my mouth was and swallowed a bowl full of whole corn kernels. Every day for a week straight I'd stand up after taking a healthy dump with my phone in hand ready to take a winning photo.

I never saw a single kernel.

 

[xulf]

shuke won my vote with this last video

1. GM (244 votes [50.00%])
   
2. 
   shuke (244 votes [50.00%])
   

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My vote goes to the guy who swallows whole kernels of corn without chewing them.... and then takes pictures of their poop the next day.

At a drunk thanksgiving years ago we got into a debate on how/why we see corn in our poop (Mom HATED we were talking poop over thanksgiving dinner). I swore it was due to not completely chewing your bites of corn, so I put my money where my mouth was and swallowed a bowl full of whole corn kernels. Every day for a week straight I'd stand up after taking a healthy dump with my phone in hand ready to take a winning photo.

I never saw a single kernel.

They were there. You just couldn't see them. :cornouflage:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

All knotted up at 244 a piece. This is like the Kentucky vs Duke game played out over a decade.

 

[Politician Spock]

My vote goes to the guy who swallows whole kernels of corn without chewing them.... and then takes pictures of their poop the next day.

At a drunk thanksgiving years ago we got into a debate on how/why we see corn in our poop (Mom HATED we were talking poop over thanksgiving dinner). I swore it was due to not completely chewing your bites of corn, so I put my money where my mouth was and swallowed a bowl full of whole corn kernels. Every day for a week straight I'd stand up after taking a healthy dump with my phone in hand ready to take a winning photo.

I never saw a single kernel.

They must be stuck in your intestines then. Should probably get surgery done before they kill you.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Should have gone after it Mr. Peepers style.

 

[Statcruncher]

Core and all swayed me:

1. GM (244 votes [49.90%])
2. shuke (245 votes [50.10%])

 

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I'll be more impressed if Shuke takes down a watermelon -- even a seedless one.

We talkin' one bite here, Clark?

 

[beer 30]

It's not a sprint gentlemen, it's a marathon

 

[Scoresman]

Is there an archive of the early photos/videos? I still have a vote to give.

 

[shuke]

Is there an archive of the early photos/videos? I still have a vote to give.

Bigbottom's parody video has most of the early photos in it.

 

[EYLive]

Nice shirt, shuke!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Disqualifying, IMO.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I would like to see a Swenson's burger in one bite.

Well, truly I really want to see this back in action no matter what. This is nationwide worthy. You two should make the Tonight Show with this.

Does someone have some contacts?

 

[shuke]

GM looked like he was going to gag and purge at any moment - shuke ate his with style

vote shuke

I ####### SANG AN ELTON JOHN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big deal.

 

[TheAristocrat]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[TheAristocrat]

WAAAKKKIIINNN....coughcoughcough

 

[shuke]

WAAAKKKIIINNN....coughcoughcough

Definitely choked there and during the "was a bad man" line.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Beautiful, man.

 

[Statcruncher]

Love the flying chunks during the victory scream.

 

[Stoneys]

Beautiful, man.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

GM looked like he was going to gag and purge at any moment - shuke ate his with style

vote shuke

I ####### SANG AN ELTON JOHN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big deal.

Thanks - I had to go full screen when watching it for the second time. WOOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOOO!!

Would have loved to have heard Pearl Jam "Even flow" to go along with the baby car seat in the back.

Full on dadmode.

 

[beer 30]

GM looked like he was going to gag and purge at any moment - shuke ate his with style

vote shuke

I ####### SANG AN ELTON JOHN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big deal.

Yea man, yea

 

[Scoresman]

shuke's name has been selected in the pole, but the Vote! button is not yet pressed.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

shuke's name has been selected in the pole, but the Vote! button is not yet pressed.

This cannot be over.

GM cannot let this aggression stand.

 

[Fennis]

shuke

justified

 

[Das Boot]

War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

 

[kevzilla]

Real life in the way for GM right now, I'm sure he will respond when he can. In the meantime, love shuke real hard right now.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Well hello general...salute...

 

[tommyboy]

How the #### did GM gain a vote on me in the last 30 minutes?

This is so stupid.

I'll vote for you. Merry Christmas

 

[Nigel]

That will be hard to top.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Looked like we nearly lost shuke there.

 

[Capella]

Shuke in a rout now IMO

 

[Capella]

Looked like we nearly lost shuke there.

it did look a little touch and go there for a second.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

waited years to vote. The whole apple was a drop the mike moment, that gets my vote.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM looked like he was going to gag and purge at any moment - shuke ate his with style

vote shuke

I ####### SANG AN ELTON JOHN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big deal.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm just going to leave this here.

 

[UOFI_316]

Shuke, I think you have to go Whopper or Big Mac now.

 

[bostonfred]

And the winner of the all valley karate tournament is sh...what? Daniel Larusso's going to fight?

 

[ILUVBEER99]

oh ####, wish i would have waited a bit longer to vote. GM just dropped the hammer. Can we edit votes?

 

[gianmarco]

I'm just going to leave this here.

And THAT is how it's done. JFC

 

[UniAlias]

I'm just going to leave this here.

 

[gmbacm]

I'm just going to leave this here.

hiding in the garage?