EAT-OFF (2 Viewers)

[Premier]

"Ooh this is a little trickier than I thought"

I don't even know how you did it.

 

[General Malaise]

I have no dog in this hunt any longer. I voted, with my heart, eons ago and I will not be moved from my beliefs that I voted for the true champion of this epic challenge.

I would like to point out the "what have you done for me lately" attitude around here. GM was declared the clear cut winner of this battle long ago yet a casual bump brings the competition back to life for some of you as if it is still going on day-to-day. How soon we forget the sacrifices made, the summary beat down that was experienced by Shuke at one point that many thought would require him to seek counseling for years to come. I'm glad that he has recovered enough to get back out on the firing range but never forget, this contest was over and decided long ago.

Thanks, GB.

 

[General Malaise]

Facebook Guys? I gotta rehearse more.

 

[shuke]

Facebook Guys? I gotta rehearse more.

thought you were making some type of joke there.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Is there a commentary track? Who styled your hair? How many takes did you have to go through to get it right? Any crashes?

Still not sure how you managed to do all that without some assistance. Need to see the shot from the warehouse angle.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Watch the full video again, Costner. I take that thing down in two bites. Two. Bites. And I belt out an Elton John song with a pitch and range that you can only fantasize about.

And yeah, for the last two days you've been whining about that video being two years old. Well, you're mistaken. That video is almost 4 years old. And I stopped making them not long after that. Wanna know why?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE A SMART PHONE WITH A VIDEO CAMERA IN IT AND YOU CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BABY ABOUT IT!

Now you've got an iPhone and you look to jump start this fight? A fight I clearly won years ago? Why? Because you now have the same capability I had in 2009? Dude, I gave up out of boredom. I gave up because you couldn't even compete any more. I was trying to be nice. I was trying to be a good sport. But suddenly you want to get back in the ring? Well get back in the ring, mother forker, and I'll kick your little asssssssssss, punk!

I literally thought you were going to pull up to the McDonald's drive through on your bike and stuff your face right away.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

 

[General Malaise]

Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

et tu, brute?

You guys really think a standard Cheeseburger from McDonalds is impossible to take down in two bites? They're tiny.

 

[EYLive]

I should be sleeping.

I think this contest ends when one of these guys eats their firstborn.

 

[Guster]

Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

et tu, brute?

You guys really think a standard Cheeseburger from McDonalds is impossible to take down in two bites? They're tiny.

No, they are mocking you for not taking it down in one bite

 

[beer 302]

EYLive, on 05 Jun 2013 - 03:42, said:I should be sleeping.I think this contest ends when one of these guys eats their firstborn.

Been done, c'mon tomato, ketchup.This is what I'm talking about. Before all you upstarts start waving the shuke flag, go back and re-live a little bit of history. This contest was over years ago, YEARS!

 

[Fullback Fro]

They're back!!!!!!

EF YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[General Malaise]

Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

et tu, brute?

You guys really think a standard Cheeseburger from McDonalds is impossible to take down in two bites? They're tiny.

No, they are mocking you for not taking it down in one bite

The original video is 4 years old. I'm not exactly breaking new ground here. No mocking back then.

 

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Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

et tu, brute?

You guys really think a standard Cheeseburger from McDonalds is impossible to take down in two bites? They're tiny.

Standard McD Cheeseburger is 1 bite-able. I stand by GM here.

 

[General Malaise]

Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

et tu, brute?

You guys really think a standard Cheeseburger from McDonalds is impossible to take down in two bites? They're tiny.

Standard McD Cheeseburger is 1 bite-able. I stand by GM here.

I couldn't do it one bite. I engulfed as much of it as I could while still filming, talking, singing and chewing. Guess I could swing by there on my way home. Haven't had a McDonald's burger in years.

 

[bigbottom]

Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

et tu, brute?

You guys really think a standard Cheeseburger from McDonalds is impossible to take down in two bites? They're tiny.

Standard McD Cheeseburger is 1 bite-able. I stand by GM here.

I couldn't do it one bite. I engulfed as much of it as I could while still filming, talking, singing and chewing. Guess I could swing by there on my way home. Haven't had a McDonald's burger in years.

DO IT!!!!

 

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Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

et tu, brute?

You guys really think a standard Cheeseburger from McDonalds is impossible to take down in two bites? They're tiny.

Standard McD Cheeseburger is 1 bite-able. I stand by GM here.

I couldn't do it one bite. I engulfed as much of it as I could while still filming, talking, singing and chewing. Guess I could swing by there on my way home. Haven't had a McDonald's burger in years.

Removing the pomp and circumstance (which is what makes your videos great) would help... but then again I have a large mouth (surprise!)... currently hold the local BWW blazin wing challenge (12 Blazin wings) record at 67 seconds. ride:

 

[bigbottom]

Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

et tu, brute?

You guys really think a standard Cheeseburger from McDonalds is impossible to take down in two bites? They're tiny.

Standard McD Cheeseburger is 1 bite-able. I stand by GM here.

I couldn't do it one bite. I engulfed as much of it as I could while still filming, talking, singing and chewing. Guess I could swing by there on my way home. Haven't had a McDonald's burger in years.

Removing the pomp and circumstance (which is what makes your videos great) would help... but then again I have a large mouth (surprise!)... currently hold the local BWW blazin wing challenge (12 Blazin wings) record at 67 seconds. ride:

All drums?

 

[gianmarco]

Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.

Shuke making a good case here.

He's right.

et tu, brute?

You guys really think a standard Cheeseburger from McDonalds is impossible to take down in two bites? They're tiny.

Standard McD Cheeseburger is 1 bite-able. I stand by GM here.

I couldn't do it one bite. I engulfed as much of it as I could while still filming, talking, singing and chewing. Guess I could swing by there on my way home. Haven't had a McDonald's burger in years.

DO IT!!!!

He can't.

 

[EYLive]

EYLive, on 05 Jun 2013 - 03:42, said:I should be sleeping.I think this contest ends when one of these guys eats their firstborn.

Been done, c'mon tomato, ketchup.This is what I'm talking about. Before all you upstarts start waving the shuke flag, go back and re-live a little bit of history. This contest was over years ago, YEARS!

1. Upstart? Dude, look at my sig.

2. It's not over, and it won't be over until human flesh is consumed.

 

[General Malaise]

May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.

Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111

Do you know where those hands have been?

Bump for EY Live

 

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Removing the pomp and circumstance (which is what makes your videos great) would help... but then again I have a large mouth (surprise!)... currently hold the local BWW blazin wing challenge (12 Blazin wings) record at 67 seconds. ride:

All drums?

Mix. You can strip flats in one bite too... it's not hard.

 

[beer 302]

May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.

Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111

Do you know where those hands have been?

Bump for EY Live

I tried to tell them but no one listens to me on this ####### board.

It's a good idea guys. . .not a new idea but a good idea. Lace 'em up and try again in a few months.

Head on back to your corner Champ, the rooks are taking their ball and heading home.

 

[EYLive]

May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.

Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111

Do you know where those hands have been?

Bump for EY Live

 

[EYLive]

no one listens to me on this ####### board.

 

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Oh Hai!

 

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OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

damn that didn't come out as expected

 

[UniAlias]

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Shoe-kee.

 

[Politician Spock]

Shoe-kee.

I need a reading on that pronunciation.

Mr. Pickles you are needed STAT!

 

[General Malaise]

What?????

Oh, and cute blonde - HI! :flexes: :sucksingut: :stretchesjaw:

 

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What?????

""Oh Hi Shuke and GM! I hear you guys are the ones to talk to when you need something eaten around here?"

She's is a gogo dancer for the band Halocene on the Epic Proportions Tour... and I think she's down with being drugged and put on camera.

 

[Hawks64]

OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

damn that didn't come out as expected

WTF is that? Shoo kee?

 

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OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

damn that didn't come out as expected

WTF is that? Shoo kee?

I'm guessig she's half native american or soemthing.

 

[General Malaise]

What?????

""Oh Hi Shuke and GM! I hear you guys are the ones to talk to when you need something eaten around here?"

She's is a gogo dancer for the band Halocene on the Epic Proportions Tour... and I think she's down with being drugged and put on camera.

Can you put her on a bus with address instructions to Beaverton.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[bigbottom]

 

[Abraham]

1% vote differential is in the margin for error, right?

 

[Tony Jabroni]

What?????

""Oh Hi Shuke and GM! I hear you guys are the ones to talk to when you need something eaten around here?"

She's is a gogo dancer for the band Halocene on the Epic Proportions Tour... and I think she's down with being drugged and put on camera.

Can you put her on a bus with address instructions to Beaverton.

I'd hit it.

 

[Tony Jabroni]

What?????

""Oh Hi Shuke and GM! I hear you guys are the ones to talk to when you need something eaten around here?"

She's is a gogo dancer for the band Halocene on the Epic Proportions Tour... and I think she's down with being drugged and put on camera.

Even better.

 

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What?????

""Oh Hi Shuke and GM! I hear you guys are the ones to talk to when you need something eaten around here?"

She's is a gogo dancer for the band Halocene on the Epic Proportions Tour... and I think she's down with being drugged and put on camera.

Can you put her on a bus with address instructions to Beaverton.

Sure GB but given that Pink Tutu shuke might call dibs for a stop in on the way out.

 

[Tick]

That's like in one of the Ender books where they reveal that a guy named Achilles should be pronounced Ah-sheel.

Shukie... I like it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What?????

""Oh Hi Shuke and GM! I hear you guys are the ones to talk to when you need something eaten around here?"

She's is a gogo dancer for the band Halocene on the Epic Proportions Tour... and I think she's down with being drugged and put on camera.

Can you put her on a bus with address instructions to Beaverton.

Just don't let her take all the drugs.

 

[shuke]

OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

damn that didn't come out as expected

OMGOMGOMG

Wait..shukie?

 

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OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

damn that didn't come out as expected

OMGOMGOMG

Wait..shukie?

It has a nice ring to it

 

[Politician Spock]

OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

damn that didn't come out as expected

OMGOMGOMG

Wait..shukie?

Like you would ever correct her to her face.

 

[shuke]

OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

damn that didn't come out as expected

OMGOMGOMG

Wait..shukie?

Like you would ever correct her to her face.

It actually made it move. Like it's her pet name for me.

 

[General Malaise]

OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

damn that didn't come out as expected

OMGOMGOMG

Wait..shukie?

Like you would ever correct her to her face.

It actually made it move. Like it's her pet name for me.

Yeah, "GM" doesn't move the meter when its sexy time. "Oh yes, right there GEEE EMMM, don't stop".

You win again, friendie.

 

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[gianmarco]

Is this Shuke's or GM's kid?