EAT-OFF (2 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

BTW, you win for eating the worst looking pizza I've ever seen.

It was delicious. What is wrong with it? Is it the lettuce on there you object to?

There's lettuce on there?

Jesus man, what did you think that green stuff was? Seriously, mix in a vegetable once in a while. I worry about you.

I thought they were green peppers. You're seriously not kidding about it being lettuce?

I really like lettuce. What's your deal?

Would you ####### die already?

Jesus...

 

[General Malaise]

I think I'm in love with GM.

call me.

Would I! I'm still new here, so no one's warned me yet -- but I'd go on a date with you in a heartbeat. I appreciate a guy who does some goofy-### stuff just to make a bunch of strangers laugh. GM wins the eat-off, hands down. Err, hands-free.

You do realize that GM is part of a 4 sport ubermegadynasty league, the nerdiest of all fantasy undertakings.

I don't touch the hockey part.So I'm not THAT dorky.

 

[K-funk]

You do realize that GM is part of a 4 sport ubermegadynasty league, the nerdiest of all fantasy undertakings.

And I've also learned that the SEC came knocking on his door about Forrestmail (still reading the thread now, actually). No one's perfect. (Fro, you've been observing me, eh? ) I like to think that our mutual enjoyment of food could overcome his obsession with 'magic sports'.

 

[belljr]

I think I'm in love with GM.

call me.

Would I! I'm still new here, so no one's warned me yet -- but I'd go on a date with you in a heartbeat. I appreciate a guy who does some goofy-### stuff just to make a bunch of strangers laugh. GM wins the eat-off, hands down. Err, hands-free.

A L ve C nnecti n!

2 and 2

 

[General Malaise]

You do realize that GM is part of a 4 sport ubermegadynasty league, the nerdiest of all fantasy undertakings.

And I've also learned that the SEC came knocking on his door about Forrestmail (still reading the thread now, actually). No one's perfect. (Fro, you've been observing me, eh? ) I like to think that our mutual enjoyment of food could overcome his obsession with 'magic sports'.

Oh yeah, I should prolly update that one.

 

[Fullback Fro]

You do realize that GM is part of a 4 sport ubermegadynasty league, the nerdiest of all fantasy undertakings.

And I've also learned that the SEC came knocking on his door about Forrestmail (still reading the thread now, actually). No one's perfect. (Fro, you've been observing me, eh? ) I like to think that our mutual enjoyment of food could overcome his obsession with 'magic sports'.

I like checking you out

 

[K-funk]

I like checking you out

And I don't mean at the library.Scha-WING!!

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I've never even heard of lettuce on a pizza.

I had lettuce on a pizza the other day at California Pizza Kitchen. There's like 5 different pizzas you can order with lettuce. http://www.cpk.com/menu/pizzas.aspx

I guess it's so. I always get their barbecue chicken.

 

[EYLive]

I feel sorry for GM...a man this noble deserves better pizza than that.

It really is a pretty tasty pizza considering it comes from Macaroni Gross.

Looks like pepperoni and sausage. Nuttin wrong with that.

 

[General Malaise]

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GM [ 143 ] [49.48%]

shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%]

HEY!!!! What's going on here?

 

[FatMax]

The options appear belowGM [ 143 ] [49.48%] shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%] HEY!!!! What's going on here?

I'm withholding my vote until I see some meat in your mouth. Take that figuratively or literally. I'm not picky.

 

[shuke]

Shuke, I think you are gonna need to pull out the Pie. I think Cherry would be appropriate....

I personally think GM still has some work to do after the 1 foot diameter cookie pic. :whoosh:

 

[shuke]

GM, you need some help with your penmanship.

My sons have better drawing skills than me.

"Daddy, what is a shuke?"

"Daddy, why are Shuke and Mrs. BSR fighting?" :whoosh:

Would it be weird if I said that's kind of turning me on?

 

[General Malaise]

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GM [ 143 ] [49.48%]

shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%]

HEY!!!! What's going on here?

The 'Nati Fatboy is dominating you, #####.

Come on....I drew a picture of Shuke making sex with Mrs. BSR. How is that not putting me over the top???

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

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GM [ 143 ] [49.48%]

shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%]

HEY!!!! What's going on here?

The 'Nati Fatboy™ is dominating you, #####.

Come on....I drew a picture of Shuke making sex with Mrs. BSR. How is that not putting me over the top???

if it was the PROP OFF, you'd be winning hands down, GM

 

[General Malaise]

GM, you need some help with your penmanship.

My sons have better drawing skills than me.

"Daddy, what is a shuke?"

"Daddy, why are Shuke and Mrs. BSR fighting?" :whoosh:

Would it be weird if I said that's kind of turning me on?

You? no.

 

[K-funk]

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GM [ 143 ] [49.48%]

shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%]

HEY!!!! What's going on here?

The 'Nati Fatboy is dominating you, #####.

Come on....I drew a picture of Shuke making sex with Mrs. BSR. How is that not putting me over the top???

That was sex? It looked like they were having a conversation in a photo you forgot to rotate 90 degrees to the left! (Nice touch with the 'one', though.)Oh, and Shuke? Putting your mouth next to a large cookie (one foot diameter, my ####) is weak. Your facial expression said it all: 'ho hum... another day, another pound of carbohydrates."

 

[General Malaise]

The options appear below

GM [ 143 ] [49.48%]

shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%]

HEY!!!! What's going on here?

The 'Nati Fatboy™ is dominating you, #####.

Come on....I drew a picture of Shuke making sex with Mrs. BSR. How is that not putting me over the top???

if it was the PROP OFF, you'd be winning hands down, GM

Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.It's really not fair.

 

[General Malaise]

The options appear below

GM [ 143 ] [49.48%]

shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%]

HEY!!!! What's going on here?

The 'Nati Fatboy is dominating you, #####.

Come on....I drew a picture of Shuke making sex with Mrs. BSR. How is that not putting me over the top???

That was sex? It looked like they were having a conversation in a photo you forgot to rotate 90 degrees to the left! (Nice touch with the 'one', though.)Oh, and Shuke? Putting your mouth next to a large cookie (one foot diameter, my ####) is weak. Your facial expression said it all: 'ho hum... another day, another pound of carbohydrates."

This is why I love you.

 

[shuke]

The options appear below

GM [ 143 ] [49.48%]

shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%]

HEY!!!! What's going on here?

The 'Nati Fatboy is dominating you, #####.

Come on....I drew a picture of Shuke making sex with Mrs. BSR. How is that not putting me over the top???

That was sex? It looked like they were having a conversation in a photo you forgot to rotate 90 degrees to the left! (Nice touch with the 'one', though.)Oh, and Shuke? Putting your mouth next to a large cookie (one foot diameter, my ####) is weak. Your facial expression said it all: 'ho hum... another day, another pound of carbohydrates."

Exactly. I don't need to make some angry facial expression to pretend I'm devouring my food. I just do it.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I am thinking first one to bring Crunchberries into this will garner a massive wave of support

 

[shuke]

The options appear below

GM [ 143 ] [49.48%]

shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%]

HEY!!!! What's going on here?

The 'Nati Fatboy™ is dominating you, #####.

Come on....I drew a picture of Shuke making sex with Mrs. BSR. How is that not putting me over the top???

if it was the PROP OFF, you'd be winning hands down, GM

Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.It's really not fair.

Mmmm corn pudding.

 

[General Malaise]

The options appear below

GM [ 143 ] [49.48%]

shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%]

HEY!!!! What's going on here?

The 'Nati Fatboy is dominating you, #####.

Come on....I drew a picture of Shuke making sex with Mrs. BSR. How is that not putting me over the top???

That was sex? It looked like they were having a conversation in a photo you forgot to rotate 90 degrees to the left! (Nice touch with the 'one', though.)Oh, and Shuke? Putting your mouth next to a large cookie (one foot diameter, my ####) is weak. Your facial expression said it all: 'ho hum... another day, another pound of carbohydrates."

Exactly. I don't need to make some angry facial expression to pretend I'm devouring my food. I just do it.

Pretend to devour???

 

[K-funk]

Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The options appear belowGM [ 143 ] [49.48%] shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%] HEY!!!! What's going on here?

I think you under-estimated the voting power of the anti-lettuce crowd.

 

[shuke]

Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

Jesus, will you two just #### and get it over with?

 

[K-funk]

That was sex? It looked like they were having a conversation in a photo you forgot to rotate 90 degrees to the left! (Nice touch with the 'one', though.)Oh, and Shuke? Putting your mouth next to a large cookie (one foot diameter, my ####) is weak. Your facial expression said it all: 'ho hum... another day, another pound of carbohydrates."

This is why I love you.

 

[higgins]

shuke, is there any way we could get a pic of you devouring your own sandwich ("the shuke")? I would have to think GM would be left speechless at that point. Just sayin'...

 

[shuke]

The options appear belowGM [ 143 ] [49.48%] shuke [ 146 ] [50.52%] HEY!!!! What's going on here?

I think you under-estimated the voting power of the anti-lettuce crowd.

To celebrate I'm going to have some BLTs tonight sans lettuce.

 

[K-funk]

shuke, is there any way we could get a pic of you devouring your own sandwich ("the shuke")? I would have to think GM would be left speechless at that point. Just sayin'...

I think the universe would eat itself if he attempted that. Let's not go there.

 

[shuke]

shuke, is there any way we could get a pic of you devouring your own sandwich ("the shuke")? I would have to think GM would be left speechless at that point. Just sayin'...

Tomorrow it happens.The people ask, and I deliver.

 

[General Malaise]

not angry.

Ouch. I just tore the corner of my mouth.

 

[K-funk]

not angry.

Ouch. I just tore the corner of my mouth.

You may not have been angry at the time of the shutter, but the red mark between your eyes says otherwise! And did you close some office door to get that shot??Torn mouth = dedication. Shuke, buddy, you have some homework to do tonight.

 

[shuke]

not angry.

Ouch. I just tore the corner of my mouth.

You may not have been angry at the time of the shutter, but the red mark between your eyes says otherwise! And did you close some office door to get that shot??Torn mouth = dedication. Shuke, buddy, you have some homework to do tonight.

Please. Anyone can put licorice in their mouth. Be right back...

 

[General Malaise]

not angry.

Ouch. I just tore the corner of my mouth.

You may not have been angry at the time of the shutter, but the red mark between your eyes says otherwise! And did you close some office door to get that shot??Torn mouth = dedication. Shuke, buddy, you have some homework to do tonight.

Please. Anyone can put licorice in their mouth. Be right back...

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

 

[K-funk]

not angry.

Ouch. I just tore the corner of my mouth.

You may not have been angry at the time of the shutter, but the red mark between your eyes says otherwise! And did you close some office door to get that shot??Torn mouth = dedication. Shuke, buddy, you have some homework to do tonight.

Please. Anyone can put licorice in their mouth. Be right back...

And look interested in it this time, okay?

 

[General Malaise]

Ugh. I have red drool all over my sweater and I'm bleeding.

 

[K-funk]

Ugh. I have red drool all over my sweater and I'm bleeding.

 

[shuke]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

 

[urbanhack]

Whoa!

 

[K-funk]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

IN THE BATHROOM?? Smart, I guess. Just lean over and toss it back.

EDIT: The soft lighting gives it a nice Renaissance touch. It's like the heavens opened to bless your mustard mainlining.

 

[General Malaise]

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

omfg

 

[urbanhack]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

IN THE BATHROOM?? Smart, I guess. Just lean over and toss it back.

EDIT: The soft lighting gives it a nice Renaissance touch. It's like the heavens opened to bless your mustard mainlining.

lmao...he went into the stall to shoot the picture!

 

[shuke]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

IN THE BATHROOM??

Upper management meeting at our office today. I'm not doing this in my cubicle.

 

[General Malaise]

I just voted for you, Shuke. Wow....

 

[K-funk]

I just voted for you, Shuke. Wow....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[General Malaise]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

omfg

What would make this perfect would be somebody in his office actually needing the mustard, asking where it is only to have Shuke walk in with it from the bathroom saying "oh, sorry. here you go."

 

[General Malaise]

I just voted for you, Shuke. Wow....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Come on. He's drinking mustard in the men's room. I can't compete.

 

[K-funk]

I just voted for you, Shuke. Wow....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Come on. He's drinking mustard in the men's room. I can't compete.

Sriracha in the women's room down? Come on, honey. I believe in you.