Ebola in US (1 Viewer)

[Witz]

Appears that the first confirmed case of Ebola has been found in Texas.

http://news.yahoo.com/texas-patient-confirmed-as-first-ebola-case-diagnosed-in-us-205031312.html

 

[TheIronSheik]

Odd, because in the other thread people guaranteed that there was no way someone could get Ebola and then make it all the way to the US without already getting sick.

Guess some of the doctors in that thread may have been wrong.

 

[bagger]

9 page ebola thread down?

 

[Henry Ford]

That's Texas. It's not really the U.S.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good

 

[lod01]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

E-B-O-L-A in the U-S-A!

 

[T Bell]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Thanks, Obama.

 

[TheIronSheik]

That's Texas. It's not really the U.S.

Pump your brakes, kid. That state's a national treasure.

 

[bagger]

That's Texas. It's not really the U.S.

Pump your brakes, kid. That state's a national treasure.

for mexico maybe.

 

[Henry Ford]

That's Texas. It's not really the U.S.

Pump your brakes, kid. That state's a national treasure.

Something something time to re-bury it. Zing!

 

[Witz]

9 page ebola thread down?

Didn't see it when I did a quick search - my apologies for not being up to speed on the latest infectious disease threads.

 

[TheIronSheik]

9 page ebola thread down?

Didn't see it when I did a quick search - my apologies for not being up to speed on the latest infectious disease threads.

Maybe we should start an infectious disease ALERT thread.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

9 page ebola thread down?

Didn't see it when I did a quick search - my apologies for not being up to speed on the latest infectious disease threads.

It's the first thing that comes up.

 

[dgreen]

I've been sneezing a lot today. Is this the end?

 

[Witz]

9 page ebola thread down?

Didn't see it when I did a quick search - my apologies for not being up to speed on the latest infectious disease threads.

It's the first thing that comes up.

Now it is but it wasn't till someone just posted in that thread.

 

[mcintyre1]

9 page ebola thread down?

Didn't see it when I did a quick search - my apologies for not being up to speed on the latest infectious disease threads.

It's the first thing that comes up.

Now it is but it wasn't till someone just posted in that thread.

Yeah, my bad. Ctrl+F didn't hit anything on the first page for Ebola, found it on the second, got distracted at work for a couple mins, actually posted to the thread and then saw yours.

 

[dgreen]

9 page ebola thread down?

Didn't see it when I did a quick search - my apologies for not being up to speed on the latest infectious disease threads.

It's the first thing that comes up.

Now it is but it wasn't till someone just posted in that thread.

I just searched "Ebola" from the main page of the forums. This thread comes up first and the larger thread didn't appear until the last thread of page 1 of the search results. So I believe you!

 

[snogger]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

I am so glad we have nothing to worry about with flights in and out of that area

 

[T Bell]

EBOLA IS EVEN AFFECTING THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

EBOLA IS EVEN AFFECTING THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!!!

THANKS OBOLA

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

EBOLA IS EVEN AFFECTING THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!!!

IT'S WHY THE FFA IS DYING! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!

RRRUUUUNNNN!!!!

 

[Fat Nick]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

(•_•)

Any one coming to America from West Africa is...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

Ghana have Togo.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[TheIronSheik]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

Racist. <_<

 

[T Bell]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

Racist. <_<

Nigeria, please!

 

[Henry Ford]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

Racist. <_<

Nigeria, please!

Kenya two try to get along?

 

[T Bell]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

Racist. <_<

Nigeria, please!

Kenya two try to get along?

Just stay the #### out of my Zimbabwe, guy.

 

[Henry Ford]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

Racist. <_<

Nigeria, please!

Kenya two try to get along?

Just stay the #### out of my Zimbabwe, guy.

What're Uganda about it?

 

[T Bell]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

Racist. <_<

Nigeria, please!

Kenya two try to get along?

Just stay the #### out of my Zimbabwe, guy.

What're Uganda about it?

You Congo step outside?

 

[Henry Ford]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

Racist. <_<

Nigeria, please!

Kenya two try to get along?

Just stay the #### out of my Zimbabwe, guy.

What're Uganda about it?

You Congo step outside?

Watch it, Tink. I'll jam my foot so far up Djibouti you won't #### straight for a week.

 

[T Bell]

 

[TheIronSheik]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

Racist. <_<

Nigeria, please!

Kenya two try to get along?

Just stay the #### out of my Zimbabwe, guy.

What're Uganda about it?

You Congo step outside?

Watch it, Tink. I'll jam my foot so far up Djibouti you won't #### straight for a week.

That's not Africa.

 

[Henry Ford]

That's not Africa.

Djibouti? Yeah it is.

 

[Fat Nick]

Racist. <_<

Nigeria, please!

Kenya two try to get along?

Just stay the #### out of my Zimbabwe, guy.

What're Uganda about it?

You Congo step outside?

Watch it, Tink. I'll jam my foot so far up Djibouti you won't #### straight for a week.

Awesome exchange. If we had a HOF, that should be in it.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Watch it, Tink. I'll jam my foot so far up Djibouti you won't #### straight for a week.

That's not Africa.

Yes, it is. I've Benin Djibouti.

 

[shader]

Seriously can we impeach Obama? I can't believe he let this happen.

 

[Henry Ford]

Watch it, Tink. I'll jam my foot so far up Djibouti you won't #### straight for a week.

That's not Africa.

Yes, it is. I've Benin Djibouti.

Well, at least Somalia know what you're talking about.

 

[Sinn Fein]

9 page ebola thread down?

Maybe its been quarantined?

 

[dgreen]

A Texas man just back from West Africa has been confirmed as having the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the U.S.

Pretty sure it's not a good idea to go over there and I know it's a bad idea to let them back here. I guess I need to avoid the humanoids even more than ever.

Probably a good idea to shut off immigration from Africa just to be safe.

Seriously. I don't know why someone coming from West Africa wouldn't be quarantined at this point.

Racist. <_<

Nigeria, please!

Kenya two try to get along?

Just stay the #### out of my Zimbabwe, guy.

What're Uganda about it?

You Congo step outside?

Watch it, Tink. I'll jam my foot so far up Djibouti you won't #### straight for a week.

Chad. Ok I suck at this.

 

[jamny]

Is this the fun Ebola thread?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Coming from Liberia... #### this guy! I'm sure at least 5-10 cases will be diagnosed in the next week or so.

 

[shader]

I can't figure out why people think Ebola can't spread through the air. I read the book The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. Monkeys were infected that were across the room from the other monkeys. This isn't transmitted like AIDS.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Is this the fun Ebola thread?

Yep. Welcome.

EEEEEEEEEBOLA!!!

(Like Riccola)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oman, I want to hear some more puns all of a Sudan.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oman, I want to hear some more puns all of a Sudan.

We can't just Gabon and on all day.

 

[dschuler]

Oman, I want to hear some more puns all of a Sudan.

Is Obama Ghana do anything about this Ebola business?

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Man that is to close. 5 hours away

 

[Henry Ford]

Man that is to close. 5 hours away

I know what N'djamena.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oman, I want to hear some more puns all of a Sudan.

Is Obama Ghana do anything about this Ebola business?

There was a Ghana pun already, dude. How long you Benin here?