Ebola in US (1 Viewer)

[dschuler]

Oman, I want to hear some more puns all of a Sudan.

We can't just Gabon and on all day.

Who would want Togo to Africa anyways?

 

[Pumpnick]

dude, what was the flight?

 

[Josie Maran]

Oman, I want to hear some more puns all of a Sudan.

Is Obama Ghana do anything about this Ebola business?

There was a Ghana pun already, dude. How long you Benin here?

People steal everything around here. They'd probably take Tim's buck too.

 

[jonessed]

Anybody traveling to and from the heavily impacted regions should be quarantined and tested upon arrival.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Anybody traveling to and from the heavily impacted regions should be quarantined and tested upon arrival.

Anyone traveling to these areas should also have a mental health evaluation.

 

[Josie Maran]

This makes me want to play that game where you try to infect the whole world with a superbug.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Anybody traveling to and from the heavily impacted regions should be quarantined and tested upon arrival.

Well, that's Amin way to handle things.

 

[dickey moe]

Oman, I want to hear some more puns all of a Sudan.

We can't just Gabon and on all day.

Not Ghana do it.

 

[McGarnicle]

Late to the party. I feel so Egypted. :(

 

[joffer]

I can't figure out why people think Ebola can't spread through the air. I read the book The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. Monkeys were infected that were across the room from the other monkeys. This isn't transmitted like AIDS.

I could explain it, but involves evolution

 

[whitem0nkey]

They say Ebola isn't airborne, but they are just lulling you into a false sense of complacency, this is the plan to weed out the gullible.

 

[Varmint]

Anybody traveling to and from the heavily impacted regions should be quarantined and tested upon arrival.

Anyone traveling to these areas should also have a mental health evaluation.

Aren't we sending 3000 troops into this area?

I'm sure that they're impervious to such things.

 

[McGarnicle]

Anybody traveling to and from the heavily impacted regions should be quarantined and tested upon arrival.

Anyone traveling to these areas should also have a mental health evaluation.

Aren't we sending 3000 troops into this area?I'm sure that they're impervious to such things.

Oman. You should stop posting.

 

[Fennis]

I have two cars a Tesla and a Ford. My Ford car pushed the Tesla purposely causing the car to be exposed to Ebola. I am so angry, you know at who?

I am Madagascar.

 

[Fennis]

Anybody traveling to and from the heavily impacted regions should be quarantined and tested upon arrival.

Dallas. Check.

 

[McGarnicle]

I have two cars a Tesla and a Ford. My Ford car pushed the Tesla purposely causing the car to be exposed to Ebola. I am so angry, you know at who?

I am Madagascar.

Dude, this is just fantastic.

 

[Fennis]

I have two cars a Tesla and a Ford. My Ford car pushed the Tesla purposely causing the car to be exposed to Ebola. I am so angry, you know at who?

I am Madagascar.

Dude, this is just fantastic.

I reached my posting pinnacle with that one.

 

[Fennis]

Why can't I think of a funny way to say South Africa!!!11111111111!!!!11111!!

 

[McGarnicle]

Iraq'd my brain, I got nothin'.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Iraq'd my brain, I got nothin'.

You guys stay in here while Iran away from Ebola

 

[Henry Ford]

I have two cars a Tesla and a Ford. My Ford car pushed the Tesla purposely causing the car to be exposed to Ebola. I am so angry, you know at who?

I am Madagascar.

Might just be the brand of gas. They Seychelles better than Chevron or Exxon.

 

[cstu]

I can't figure out why people think Ebola can't spread through the air. I read the book The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. Monkeys were infected that were across the room from the other monkeys. This isn't transmitted like AIDS.

Airborne transmission has not been documented during EVD outbreaks.[2] They are, however, infectious as breathable 0.8– to 1.2-μm laboratory-generated droplets.[29]

There's no proof AFAIK that the Reston virus was airborne between humans.

http://scienceblogs.com/aetiology/2014/08/03/are-we-sure-ebola-isnt-airborne/

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/airborne-transmission-ebola-unlikely-monkey-study-shows

 

[Parrothead]

Botswana gonna happen when we get more cases in the US?

 

[Fennis]

I can't figure out why people think Ebola can't spread through the air. I read the book The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. Monkeys were infected that were across the room from the other monkeys. This isn't transmitted like AIDS.

Airborne transmission has not been documented during EVD outbreaks.[2] They are, however, infectious as breathable 0.8– to 1.2-μm laboratory-generated droplets.[29]

There's no proof AFAIK that the Reston virus was airborne between humans.

http://scienceblogs.com/aetiology/2014/08/03/are-we-sure-ebola-isnt-airborne/

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/airborne-transmission-ebola-unlikely-monkey-study-shows

too many people Russia to judgment that Ebola is airborne

 

[Fennis]

Botswana gonna happen when we get more cases in the US?

Israelly going to cause a panic

 

[cstu]

I can't figure out why people think Ebola can't spread through the air. I read the book The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. Monkeys were infected that were across the room from the other monkeys. This isn't transmitted like AIDS.

Airborne transmission has not been documented during EVD outbreaks.[2] They are, however, infectious as breathable 0.8– to 1.2-μm laboratory-generated droplets.[29]

There's no proof AFAIK that the Reston virus was airborne between humans.

http://scienceblogs.com/aetiology/2014/08/03/are-we-sure-ebola-isnt-airborne/

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/airborne-transmission-ebola-unlikely-monkey-study-shows

too many people Russia to judgment that Ebola is airborne

They need to take a look at it from a different Angola.

 

[cstu]

Iraq'd my brain, I got nothin'.

You guys stay in here while Iran away from Ebola

Tanzanite idea.

 

[Parrothead]

I can't figure out why people think Ebola can't spread through the air. I read the book The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. Monkeys were infected that were across the room from the other monkeys. This isn't transmitted like AIDS.

Airborne transmission has not been documented during EVD outbreaks.[2] They are, however, infectious as breathable 0.8– to 1.2-μm laboratory-generated droplets.[29]

There's no proof AFAIK that the Reston virus was airborne between humans.

http://scienceblogs.com/aetiology/2014/08/03/are-we-sure-ebola-isnt-airborne/

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/airborne-transmission-ebola-unlikely-monkey-study-shows

too many people Russia to judgment that Ebola is airborne

Uganda need to 'splain your geography

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys just can't Fez reality.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

They say Ebola isn't airborne, but they are just lulling you into a false sense of complacency, this is the plan to weed out the gullible.

People don't want to admit the worst about ebola. They're in da Nile.

 

[cstu]

This makes me want to play that game where you try to infect the whole world with a superbug.

So you want some Equatorial Guinea pigs?

 

[Parrothead]

bunch of Turkeys in here..

 

[cstu]

Anyone Senegal who is infected yet?

 

[Parrothead]

my mom told me she had ebola and Iran out the door

 

[fantasycurse42]

Read through the thread first, way too many :Honduras: in here.

 

[moleculo]

Sudan we should avoid Taxas?

 

[Henry Ford]

Read through the thread first, way too many :Honduras: in here.

Honduras? Really?

 

[McGarnicle]

Lesotho go to the lobby, Lesotho go to the lobby, Lesotho go to the lobby.......because this guy in the theater has ####### EBOLA!!!

 

[Parrothead]

This thread is Jamacian me crazy

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

This thread is Jamacian me crazy

Like x a Brazilian

 

[shadyridr]

Afrikaan out over here!

 

[Fennis]

this is my new favorite thread. it used to be a tie between the Hitler thread and Judge Smails' Chile thread.

 

[McGarnicle]

20 guys are pissed there are no African countries left, or they're saying "Hmmm, Liberia....me crazy?" and their wives are like

 

[Peyton Marino]

Ebola kind of sounds like Obama. Why is that not a Varmint thread yet?

 

[jamny]

This thread could use Morocco

 

[Parrothead]

This thread could use Morocco

I'm gonna shove that thing up your North Korea

 

[lod01]

This thread could use Morocco

I'm gonna shove that thing up your North Korea

Bring it on, N***r.

 

[jamny]

This thread could use Morocco

I'm gonna shove that thing up your North Korea

Niger, please.

Oh, c'mon...you all wanted to use that one!

 

[CowboysFromHell]

Why can't I think of a funny way to say South Africa!!!11111111111!!!!11111!!

I guess he's-out-a-frican ideas.

 

[Parrothead]

This thread could use Morocco

I'm gonna shove that thing up your North Korea

Niger, please.

Oh, c'mon...you all wanted to use that one!

I was expecting a pic of a hottie with big boobies and a hot wet Canada <_<