Effeminate guy ordering in front of me at Subway (1 Viewer)

[dickey moe]

"Ummm... honey mustard on the LETTUCE ONLY, ummm... just an ITSY BITSY SLIVER of onion, and ummm.. ONE tomato!" I'm not exaggerating either.

 

[chet]

GR8 STORY BRO

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

did the pickle order pickles on his sandwich?

 

[Eephus]

did the pickle order pickles on his sandwich?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OMG are you ok?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Ummm... honey mustard on the LETTUCE ONLY, ummm... just an ITSY BITSY SLIVER of onion, and ummm.. ONE tomato!" I'm not exaggerating either.

Did you order your sandwich with yellow mayo?

 

[dickey moe]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

RG3 imo.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

Did you ask him out?

 

[dickey moe]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

Did you ask him out?

I'm happily married.

 

[Parrothead]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

Did you ask him out?

I'm happily married.

would you consider an affair?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Thanks a lot, gay marriage.

 

[Parrothead]

I like Thubway too

 

[Al O'Pecia]

I'm perfectly cool with effeminate gay guys, but effeminate straight guys somewhat annoy me. Man up, bro.

 

[sublimeone]

6 inches or did he go for the footlong?

 

[dickey moe]

Who said anything about being gay?

 

[sublimeone]

I'm perfectly cool with effeminate gay guys, but effeminate straight guys somewhat annoy me. Man up, bro.

I just assume these are non-practicing gays

 

[Scoresman]

you wouldnt have this problem if you'd find a real deli.

 

[dickey moe]

6 inches or did he go for the footlong?

Footlong. And where do you put the one tomato?

 

[ROCKET]

Extra mayo?

 

[JaxBill]

you wouldnt have this problem if you'd find a real deli.

Where do you think they get tongue?

 

[Parrothead]

Extra mayo?

heated

 

[dickey moe]

Extra mayo?

Just honey mustard touching only lettuce (and presumably bread), avoiding contact with all other toppings.

 

[ROCKET]

Extra mayo?

Just honey mustard touching only lettuce (and presumably bread), avoiding contact with all other toppings.

Doesn't it mix with the other toppings when you put it in your mouth?

 

[Osaurus]

Thupid Thubway

 

[jon_mx]

6 inches or did he go for the footlong?

Footlong. And where do you put the one tomato?

On the tip with the mayo.

 

[loser]

Was it really an inch shorter then he claimed?

 

[mquinnjr]

6 inches or did he go for the footlong?

Footlong. And where do you put the one tomato?

Did he want the bun toasted, or was he OK with it being soft?

 

[belljr]

Thupid Thubway

 

[badmojo1006]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[jon_mx]

6 inches or did he go for the footlong?

Footlong. And where do you put the one tomato?

Did he want the bun toasted, or was he OK with it being soft?

Just applied some olive oil to it, it helps the meat go in easier.

 

[dickey moe]

Extra mayo?

Just honey mustard touching only lettuce (and presumably bread), avoiding contact with all other toppings.

Doesn't it mix with the other toppings when you put it in your mouth?

Not in this guy's world.

 

[Ned]

Extra mayo?

How does it come?

 

[Willie Neslon]

This would never happen at Chik-fil-a

 

[offdee]

You should've squirted mayo all over his face.

 

[Parrothead]

You should've squirted mayo all over his face.

or on his back

 

[kentric]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

Did you ask him out?

I'm happily married.

On the down-low.

 

[Godsbrother]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

That isn't ham.

 

[Two Deep]

"Ummm... honey mustard on the LETTUCE ONLY, ummm... just an ITSY BITSY SLIVER of onion, and ummm.. ONE tomato!" I'm not exaggerating either.

Did he say Sliver or SSSSSliver

 

[jon_mx]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

That isn't ham.

So Dickey likes black meat. Notebook updated.

 

[dickey moe]

"Ummm... honey mustard on the LETTUCE ONLY, ummm... just an ITSY BITSY SLIVER of onion, and ummm.. ONE tomato!" I'm not exaggerating either.

Did he say Sliver or SSSSSliver

Phonetically, it was "SLIV-urrrr."

 

[jamny]

Sounds fabulous

 

[Two Deep]

"Ummm... honey mustard on the LETTUCE ONLY, ummm... just an ITSY BITSY SLIVER of onion, and ummm.. ONE tomato!" I'm not exaggerating either.

Did he say Sliver or SSSSSliver

Phonetically, it was "SLIV-urrrr."

Oh! one of those.

 

[Parrothead]

nice sandwich.. wanna ####?

 

[msudaisy26]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

Wait... so you are complaining about this guy and you don't work there? WTF is going on?

 

[dickey moe]

Curiously, his effemininity was only phenotypically expressed in his speech patterns. Cosmetically, he resembled Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

Wait... so you are complaining about this guy and you don't work there? WTF is going on?

Simple, he was bothered by his order. You've never been bothered by someone's order?

 

[jon_mx]

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He was six-foot-four and full of muscles

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Before you got a full sub for 5 bucks. Now you get a half sub & chips & pop for 6 bucks. <_<

 

[msudaisy26]

OMG are you ok?

Cool. Got a Black Forest Ham.

Wait... so you are complaining about this guy and you don't work there? WTF is going on?

Simple, he was bothered by his order. You've never been bothered by someone's order?

Did he ask him to try a bite or something? Who cares what he ordered. My husband prefers ranch with his fries over ketchup, who cares if he isn't asking me to eat it?