Eminence vs DSP showcase showdown (1 Viewer)

[Cliff Clavin]

No ditka. Every month SS sends me a check, then I spend your tax money on housing, a music studio, tobacco and beer. I also pay for my cell service to I can spite people like you. Its a sweet deal

'Murica

 

[northern exposure]

No ditka. Every month SS sends me a check, then I spend your tax money on housing, a music studio, tobacco and beer. I also pay for my cell service to I can spite people like you. Its a sweet deal

####### obama.

Ive been spending your tax money on vices for twenty years. Long before Obama.

I thought you were 30, so you've been smoking and drinking since you were 10?

 

[northern exposure]

No ditka. Every month SS sends me a check, then I spend your tax money on housing, a music studio, tobacco and beer. I also pay for my cell service to I can spite people like you. Its a sweet deal

Bravo. DSP sees the vote is now a 3 horse race and throws up the Hail Mary pass to go out with a bang!

 

[DSP]

No ditka. Every month SS sends me a check, then I spend your tax money on housing, a music studio, tobacco and beer. I also pay for my cell service to I can spite people like you. Its a sweet deal

####### obama.

Ive been spending your tax money on vices for twenty years. Long before Obama.

I thought you were 30, so you've been smoking and drinking since you were 10?

No. 14-15. Before I was 18 and in control of my check my mother recieved it, and she was an alcoholic. So the first 4-5 yearsbit wasnt my vices

 

[DSP]

No ditka. Every month SS sends me a check, then I spend your tax money on housing, a music studio, tobacco and beer. I also pay for my cell service to I can spite people like you. Its a sweet deal

Bravo. DSP sees the vote is now a 3 horse race and throws up the Hail Mary pass to go out with a bang!

Im very competitive

 

[Eminence]

I guess I'm not the prettiest girl on the boards anymore. :(

 

[DSP]

I guess I'm not the prettiest girl on the boards anymore. :(

A few crack rocks might help

 

[Eminence]

I guess I'm not the prettiest girl on the boards anymore. :(

A few crack rocks might help

I have to pass drug tests. Weed is easy to mask, crack not so much.

I'd like to try cocaine.

 

[DSP]

I guess I'm not the prettiest girl on the boards anymore. :(

A few crack rocks might help

I have to pass drug tests. Weed is easy to mask, crack not so much.I'd like to try cocaine.

They say HEMP is a gateway stock

 

[Limp Ditka]

I have to pass drug tests. Weed is easy to mask, crack not so much.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

I guess I'm not the prettiest girl on the boards anymore. :(

Don't hang your head yet. It ain't over!

 

[fantasycurse42]

No ditka. Every month SS sends me a check, then I spend your tax money on housing, a music studio, tobacco and beer. I also pay for my cell service to I can spite people like you. Its a sweet deal

I was convinced real until this post... Gotta be shtick, bravo - unless he gets a check for being mentally handicapped?

 

[DSP]

I collect SSI since I was ten because I have tourette syndrome. Motor ticks not the verbal

 

[DSP]

Im pretty sure I mentionedbthe tourettes before

 

[Limp Ditka]

I collect SSI since I was ten because I have tourette syndrome. Motor ticks not the verbal

I'm going to assume that you hit you head on a lot of door frames while going from room to room.

 

[DSP]

No lame ditka. I have head shakes. I get the urge to throw my head back similiar to the motion a person would do if they were trying tp get hair out of their face

 

[fantasycurse42]

My notes indicate you said a girl married you bc you had a lot of $$$?

 

[DSP]

Your notes are wrong. I never said that. I did pretty good as a waiter but I wouldnt call it a lot of $$$$

Ive usually broke as ####

 

[Limp Ditka]

I used to work with a guy that had that form of tourette. Key word: work.

 

[northern exposure]

Your notes are wrong. I never said that. I did pretty good as a waiter but I wouldnt call it a lot of $$$$

Ive usually broke as ####

Yeah government handouts don't go as far as they used to.

 

[DSP]

Ive worked ditka. But almost never on the books. I wouldnt want to lose that free $800 dollars a month

 

[DSP]

I tell ya. There is no feeling like waking up on the 1st of the month at 3 pm and sliding that bank card and seeing $800 free dollars deposited to your account. Its like christmas every month

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wow $9,600 a year & free residence sleeping on a cot with drug attics - taking the bull by the horns!! Good for you

 

[DSP]

Wow $9,600 a year & free residence sleeping on a cot with drug attics - taking the bull by the horns!! Good for you

Lol. It wasnt always like this. When I worked off the books I had nice apartments. I enrolled in a state program for free job training. Soon ill be s tax paying sucker like the rest of you

 

[northern exposure]

Wow $9,600 a year & free residence sleeping on a cot with drug attics - taking the bull by the horns!! Good for you

Don't forget peeing in a milk jug. Now that's the life!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhlyXQeAL0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

NSFW language

 

[DSP]

Wow $9,600 a year & free residence sleeping on a cot with drug attics - taking the bull by the horns!! Good for you

Don't forget peeing in a milk jug. Now that's the life!

I forgot about the $200 a month in food stamps. That bumps me up to a cool $12k

 

[DSP]

Not the kind I have

 

[Limp Ditka]

you don't say.

 

[DSP]

I do say

 

[Limp Ditka]

over and over and over and over and over again

 

[DSP]

You are confusing tourettes with OCD

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Is almost everyone here the same person?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Maybe if you applied yourself.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Tight race,

 

[BobbyLayne]

Showcase showdown?

I bid $15500, Bob.

One dollar.

 

[AAABatteries]

You're an insufferable ##### but that's funny - intentional or unintentional

 

[SacramentoBob]

Tight race,

This might be the closest poll in board history.

 

[fantasycurse42]

winner? banned?

 

[SacramentoBob]

KCitons is in the driver's seat right now.

 

[Doubtingthomas]

Can a coin have 3 sides?

 

[KCitons]

Can a coin have 3 sides?

You'd have to ask one of the D & D nerds.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

KCitons is in the driver's seat right now.

I voted for him but he needs a push.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Is almost everyone here the same person?

Lets just say all their mothers are named Sybil.

 

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Tight race,

This might be the closest poll in board history.

Eat Off.

 

[CurlyNight]

This is funny if serious...

 

[DSP]

I finally pulled ahead

 

[northern exposure]

I finally pulled ahead

He's baaaack. Let the post blitz begin!

 

[fantasycurse42]

I finally pulled ahead

He's baaaack. Let the post blitz begin!

Did he at least try FFT?

 

[DSP]

I finally pulled ahead

He's baaaack. Let the post blitz begin!

Did he at least try FFT?

I signed up and looked around but didnt post. Wasnt my cup of tea