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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Strike 2
TLEF316
Footballguy
Jaysus
Good times!
I was thinking "accck", but that works for me too.
Giantseasonticketholder
Whammy
WOOF
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Wait; you've got to be kidding me. THAT'S the lady??????? "She" looks like Stuttering John. Jeebus. 
Parrothead
Footballguy
oof.. Philips got swine flu 
Maroney=Sped
Footballguy
Phillips is out of his slump isn't he?MacGruber said:
Snotbubbles
Footballguy
MaddHatter
Footballguy
I ranted on this earlier in my blog. Steve Phillips is a weirdo, that is for sure.
Parrothead
Footballguy
With an eye for talent like that, no wonder the Mets were always folding.. 
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Just read the blog entry . . . good stuff, and funny, but one nitpick - - Vader didn't carry a gun. That's the stormtrooper's weapon that Brooke has in her handles.
Comer
Footballguy
Yea but just and I mean just barely. Brooke is nasty but Marni is no looker either. Both women fell out of the Fugly tree face first.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Jesus Christ, I thought this was a gag picture and that was some dude who was a big Mets fan. Having worked in the media you have access to all kinds of gato, even in a 60th market. In big markets like Detroit, if you are a TV guy you get major tail. Phillips is a ####### national guy, and gets this? If I were him I wouldn't worry about the divorce, getting fired, nothing. I would just worry about how all my buddies would rag me well into my 70s for ever cheating on my wife with a Dennis Franz look-a-like.
RedRaiders
Mr. +EV
That thing is 22 years old?
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
So glad someone used this line...
I went there right after I kept the barf down when seeing her pic... 
Tigran Petrosian
Footballguy
She's quite the poet too.
"I'm not stupid.."
Of course you're not, honey.
"I'm not stupid.."
Of course you're not, honey.
The Man with the Plan
Footballguy
She looks like the Brooklyn Brawler.
Parrothead
Footballguy
hopefully in the dark
She must do some amazing things.
So now in addition to being known as one of the worst GMs in the history of baseball, he's also going to be known as the dude who trashed his family for a 22 year old crazy chick.
If this is what it takes to get useless, self important personalities off the air, I am willing to contribute $50 towards a fund to hire hookers for Stu Scott and Lou Holtz.
If this is what it takes to get useless, self important personalities off the air, I am willing to contribute $50 towards a fund to hire hookers for Stu Scott and Lou Holtz.
The only conceivable thing she could do that would make a second of time with her worth it would be to recruit models from the SI Swimsuit Edition for 3-ways, and even then I'd make her wear a Halloween mask to keep the wood from folding up shop and refusing to cooperate.
David Yudkin
Footballguy
A radio station today indicated that Philips had had an affair with a sasquatch. I chuckled.
The Kansas Comet
Footballguy
Thought the same thing - wasn't 100% sure that was a chick.Wow Steve - time to clean those contact lenses.
Maroney=Sped
Footballguy
I'm waiting on the Lou Holtz sex tape.
Shakespeare
Footballguy
[a.powers]That's no woman, baby. That's a man![/a.powers]
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
What sonnet is this quote from?
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
The Midsummer Night A Spy got Shagged
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Newsday listed many of his moves as Mets G.M.
It seems his philosophy was to sign for big money every big name player five years past his prime.
Mo Vaughn
Rickey Henderson
Orel Hershiser
Bobby Bonilla
I think Buddy Bell and Jim Sundberg might have been on that list, too.
It seems his philosophy was to sign for big money every big name player five years past his prime.
Mo Vaughn
Rickey Henderson
Orel Hershiser
Bobby Bonilla
I think Buddy Bell and Jim Sundberg might have been on that list, too.
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Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Okay, so Steve's doesn't have "face" as a big priority I'm guessin'...
But lol at the outrage, give me a break. Every one of those guys has their own private Lewinsky. The uglier ones are probably better and safer, all the way around.
Funny too, how if she was hot, the psycho-side would make her even hotter. Instead, just the opposite is true...
The more I think about it, the more I like it. The guy doesn't give a damn what it looks like. Hilarious.
He'll end up doing some rehab/addict-type program -- not because he's an adulterer, but because he could've been a better adulterer. Unreal.
Maroney=Sped
Footballguy
"The funny thing is - on the outside, I was hittin' slumpbusters. I had to come to rehab to be a playa'!"
Okay, so Steve's doesn't have "face" as a big priority I'm guessin'...
But lol at the outrage, give me a break. Every one of those guys has their own private Lewinsky. The uglier ones are probably better and safer, all the way around.
Funny too, how if she was hot, the psycho-side would make her even hotter. Instead, just the opposite is true...
The more I think about it, the more I like it. The guy doesn't give a damn what it looks like. Hilarious.
He'll end up doing some rehab/addict-type program -- not because he's an adulterer, but because he could've been a better adulterer. Unreal.
Liquid Tension
Footballguy
That is what I was thinking
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