Ever did a hit & run? (1 Viewer)

[DSP]

When I was 18 I used to do deliveries for a butcher. I was backing up my truck and crunched someones left passenger door. A neighbor saw me so I asked whos car it was. It happened to belong to the person I was delivering to so I told the neighbor id tell them and give them my info. I delivered the meat without mentioning it and then hightailed it out of there. Good thing this delivery wasnt in my neighborhood. I never returned to that job after that and never heard anything about it

The owner of the car even tipped me 5 bucks

 

[danielmclark]

Anyone else get the feeling all his stories are leading up to something big, like he killed a couple of people or flayed a puppy or something?

 

[DSP]

Anyone else get the feeling all his stories are leading up to something big, like he killed a couple of people or flayed a puppy or something?

I would never hurt a puppy

 

[Otis]

I thought you were leaving

 

[DSP]

I thought you were leaving

Wouldnt give you guys the satisfaction. Im here for the long haul

 

[urbanhack]

Please stop posting.

 

[Mr. Retukes]

I once hit a man. In Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and kept on going.

I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

 

[fatness]

I hit a car in Reno just to watch it dent.

 

[-fish-]

Anyone else get the feeling all his stories are leading up to something big, like he killed a couple of people or flayed a puppy or something?

still be better than the way you drive.

 

[proninja]

Anyone else get the feeling all his stories are leading up to something big, like he killed a couple of people or flayed a puppy or something?

still be better than the way you drive.

Something interesting would be a welcome change

 

[McGarnicle]

Over a period of 3 years in the late 80's I stole over $30,000 in cash and merchandise from an employer. I was a minor at the time and the employer no longer exists, so :MIDDLEFINGER:

 

[Wingnut]

How does one flay a puppy?

 

[BustedKnuckles]

i once chewed and screwed ...and she loved every second of it

 

[DSP]

I once hit a man. In Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and kept on going.

I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

How fast were you going and how bad did you nail him?Do you think he survived?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I once hit a man. In Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and kept on going.

I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

That was me #######!!! I am alive though!

 

[UniAlias]

I once hit a man. In Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and kept on going.

I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

How fast were you going and how bad did you mail him?

Do you think he survived?

:whoosh:

 

[DSP]

I once hit a man. In Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and kept on going.

I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

How fast were you going and how bad did you mail him?Do you think he survived?

:whoosh:

What am I missing here?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

How does one flay a puppy?

Depends on whether you're flaying him dead or alive. If you've already smothered him in your strong, strong arms, you just need a really sharp knife. Gerber is a good brand.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

I once hit a man. In Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and kept on going.

I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

How fast were you going and how bad did you mail him?Do you think he survived?

:whoosh:

What am I missing here?

just think....you were almost famous

 

[DSP]

I once hit a man. In Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and kept on going.

I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

How fast were you going and how bad did you mail him?Do you think he survived?

:whoosh:

What am I missing here?

just think....you were almost famous

What are you talking about?

If he referencing a news story or something from pop culture I wouldnt know

 

[joffer]

I once hit a man. In Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and kept on going.

I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

How fast were you going and how bad did you mail him?Do you think he survived?

:whoosh:

What am I missing here?

Everything

 

[DSP]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

 

[KCitons]

Never hit and run. But I have hit it and quit it.

 

[danielmclark]

Never hit and run. But I have hit it and quit it.

Huh. I always pegged you as 2 legit 2 quit.

 

[Max Power]

I was in the car for a possible hit and run in a third world country. A friend an I were getting money from an ATM and a crowd started to gather behind us. Mostly kids and some teenagers, but there were a few adults right there as well. As we walked back to the car, the asking for money became more of shoving for money and we climbed into our vehicle seriously thinking we were about to be robbed. The crowd swarmed the vehicle and the guy I was with just gunned it. A couple bounced off the hood, but couldn't have been severely hurt. As we were pulling away we immediately hit a bump in the road. To this day, I don't know if it was a pothole or person.

 

[DSP]

I was in the car for a possible hit and run in a third world country. A friend an I were getting money from an ATM and a crowd started to gather behind us. Mostly kids and some teenagers, but there were a few adults right there as well. As we walked back to the car, the asking for money became more of shoving for money and we climbed into our vehicle seriously thinking we were about to be robbed. The crowd swarmed the vehicle and the guy I was with just gunned it. A couple bounced off the hood, but couldn't have been severely hurt. As we were pulling away we immediately hit a bump in the road. To this day, I don't know if it was a pothole or person.

Which country?

 

[Guest]

OK, that's enough for even me.

 

[Max Power]

I was in the car for a possible hit and run in a third world country. A friend an I were getting money from an ATM and a crowd started to gather behind us. Mostly kids and some teenagers, but there were a few adults right there as well. As we walked back to the car, the asking for money became more of shoving for money and we climbed into our vehicle seriously thinking we were about to be robbed. The crowd swarmed the vehicle and the guy I was with just gunned it. A couple bounced off the hood, but couldn't have been severely hurt. As we were pulling away we immediately hit a bump in the road. To this day, I don't know if it was a pothole or person.

Which country?

Yemen

 

[DSP]

I was in the car for a possible hit and run in a third world country. A friend an I were getting money from an ATM and a crowd started to gather behind us. Mostly kids and some teenagers, but there were a few adults right there as well. As we walked back to the car, the asking for money became more of shoving for money and we climbed into our vehicle seriously thinking we were about to be robbed. The crowd swarmed the vehicle and the guy I was with just gunned it. A couple bounced off the hood, but couldn't have been severely hurt. As we were pulling away we immediately hit a bump in the road. To this day, I don't know if it was a pothole or person.

Which country?

Yemen

Business or pleasure?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

 

[DSP]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

Ok so pointing to a shirt with slogans explaining why your fantasy football team did poorly means what in this context?

 

[Ray Barboni]

...I still know

 

[Max Power]

I was in the car for a possible hit and run in a third world country. A friend an I were getting money from an ATM and a crowd started to gather behind us. Mostly kids and some teenagers, but there were a few adults right there as well. As we walked back to the car, the asking for money became more of shoving for money and we climbed into our vehicle seriously thinking we were about to be robbed. The crowd swarmed the vehicle and the guy I was with just gunned it. A couple bounced off the hood, but couldn't have been severely hurt. As we were pulling away we immediately hit a bump in the road. To this day, I don't know if it was a pothole or person.

Which country?

Yemen

Business or pleasure?

Little bit of both

 

[DSP]

I was in the car for a possible hit and run in a third world country. A friend an I were getting money from an ATM and a crowd started to gather behind us. Mostly kids and some teenagers, but there were a few adults right there as well. As we walked back to the car, the asking for money became more of shoving for money and we climbed into our vehicle seriously thinking we were about to be robbed. The crowd swarmed the vehicle and the guy I was with just gunned it. A couple bounced off the hood, but couldn't have been severely hurt. As we were pulling away we immediately hit a bump in the road. To this day, I don't know if it was a pothole or person.

Which country?

Yemen

Business or pleasure?

Little bit of both

Give us the skinny

 

[seahawk 17]

I was back in high school, freshman year...probably 14. I lived near an army base and was one of the few white kids. Even as a Freshman I was a three star letterman. Baseball, Basketball, and Football. I had mad respect except for football. The black army brats had no time for skinny white boys. I was about to hit the popular level when the whole defense...who happened to be black attacked me. Long story short they wanted me to have sex with this 13 year old blond chick, while they screwed around on a playstation. My mom's camcorder was on a shelf, and they politely asked if they could use it.

I totally did a hit and run....

 

[Max Power]

I was in the car for a possible hit and run in a third world country. A friend an I were getting money from an ATM and a crowd started to gather behind us. Mostly kids and some teenagers, but there were a few adults right there as well. As we walked back to the car, the asking for money became more of shoving for money and we climbed into our vehicle seriously thinking we were about to be robbed. The crowd swarmed the vehicle and the guy I was with just gunned it. A couple bounced off the hood, but couldn't have been severely hurt. As we were pulling away we immediately hit a bump in the road. To this day, I don't know if it was a pothole or person.

Which country?

Yemen

Business or pleasure?

Little bit of both

Give us the skinny

Its not something I really want to get into. Work had me out that way for a little while. Not the best place for a white guy to fit in, I'll say that.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

Ok so pointing to a shirt with slogans explaining why your fantasy football team did poorly means what in this context?

It means you're complaining like an idiot about something stupid.

 

[DSP]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

Ok so pointing to a shirt with slogans explaining why your fantasy football team did poorly means what in this context?

It means you're complaining like an idiot about something stupid.

Not what the FAQ says. You guys have your own little secret meaning now?

 

[:ptts:]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

Ok so pointing to a shirt with slogans explaining why your fantasy football team did poorly means what in this context?

It means you're complaining like an idiot about something stupid.

Not what the FAQ says. You guys have your own little secret meaning now?

His usage is approved

 

[northern exposure]

I thought you were leaving

Wouldnt give you guys the satisfaction. Im here for the long haul

What's with the passive/aggressive b.s.? For days you have been whining and threatening to leave the FFA forever. Now you are adopting a tough guy persona and saying we can't make you leave.

 

[DSP]

I thought you were leaving

Wouldnt give you guys the satisfaction. Im here for the long haul

What's with the passive/aggressive b.s.? For days you have been whining and threatening to leave the FFA forever. Now you are adopting a tough guy persona and saying we can't make you leave.

Yes. Im not letting you guys railroad me. Im the better man

 

[Henry Ford]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

Its beyond childish what?

 

[DSP]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

Its beyond childish what?

To not explain something to someone just to have a laugh about it with your buddies

Its teenage girl stuff

 

[Henry Ford]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

Its beyond childish what?

To not explain something to someone just to have a laugh about it with your buddiesIts teenage girl stuff

Its teenage girl stuff what?

 

[DSP]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

Its beyond childish what?

To not explain something to someone just to have a laugh about it with your buddiesIts teenage girl stuff

Its teenage girl stuff what?

Very mature henry

 

[Henry Ford]

Fine guys. Play that game. Dont tell me what hes referencing. Dont tell me what the pointing at the shirt means

Its beyond childish

Its beyond childish what?

To not explain something to someone just to have a laugh about it with your buddiesIts teenage girl stuff

Its teenage girl stuff what?

Very mature henry

It's late. I get punchy.

 

[UniAlias]

I'm convinced it's fake. No human can possibly be this dense without being required to wear a helmet, right?

 

[DSP]

How am I supposed to know what his hit and run story is about? Is it from some mpvie or show I havent seen? A news story I am not aware of?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I did a lot of hit & runs

Many a times I would get the perfect pitch and slam a double into left center allowing the runner to advance three bases

I think Strat-o-Matic had me as an A at hit & run

 

[Ilov80s]

I thought you were leaving

Wouldnt give you guys the satisfaction. Im here for the long haul

Straight up now tell me is it gonna be you and me forever? Oh Oh Oh