DSP said:
How am I supposed to know what his hit and run story is about? Is it from some mpvie or show I havent seen? A news story I am not aware of?
Alright, I'm going to pretend this isn't schtick. If you see a post that seems peculiar or weird, like
"I once hit a man. In Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and kept on going"
simply copy the text and do a google search for it. In this case the first hit is a link to an IMDB quote by the fictional character Dennis Hope from the movie Almost Famous.
As a general rule most people will normally quote movies instead of voluntarily confessing to felonys.