every “#1 Dad” mug now changes everyday to show the actual rankings of Dads around the world (1 Viewer)

[mr. furley]

(robbed from reddit)

in which percentile do you fall?

 

[otb_lifer]

Mendlebaum, Mendlebaum! tier 

 

[Scoresman]

I decided not to have kids in an effort to do my part to hinder the spread of coronavirus.  That makes me #1 dad.  

 

[El Floppo]

No option for alternating between top 10% and bottom 20%...sometimes within the hour 

 

[nirad3]

No option for alternating between top 10% and bottom 20%...sometimes within the hour 

Ditto.

 

[Gally]

Mendlebaum, Mendlebaum! tier 

It's Mandlebaum………..no soup for you!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I decided not to have kids in an effort to do my part to hinder the spread of coronavirus.  That makes me #1 dad.  

This guy gets it. The rest of you have demon spawn that will probably kill us all.

 

[snellman]

No option for alternating between top 10% and bottom 20%...sometimes within the hour 

You must have teenagers as well.

 

[-OZ-]

Above average, with really good kids, many.

 

[Capella]

One kid and I am crushing this dad thing. Having an uninterested father makes you better at being a dad imo 

 

[sports_fan]

I feel like the key would be to obtain a high enough peak ranking to claim you’re a better parent than your spouse. If you’re in the top 1% of Dads is your wife in the same tier for Moms? Doubtful 

 

[Ghost Rider]

"I don't know how official any of these rankings really are." -Jerry Seinfeld

 

[peaces]

It's go time

 

[JaxBill]

When my kids were younger and i was gking to every school/sports activity i would have said Top 20%. Now that they're grown and youngest should graduate college in December, I'd say pretty average and I'm okay with that.

 

[mr. furley]

 Having an uninterested father makes you better at being a dad imo 

this is factual

 

[brun]

I'm the best dad my son will ever have.

 

[otb_lifer]

It's Mandlebaum………..no soup for you!

you think you're better than me?

 

[Gally]

you think you're better than me?

Here, let me move that TV for you...

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Single dad raising 2 teenagers full-time with little to no help most of that time. I'm going to award myself top 1% because it's the only award I'm going to get.   I'm certainly not perfect, but I willingly and intentionally make enough effort for 1 dad plus 1 mom...most of the time. Also, beer me.