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He left a dump on your lawn. What were his exact words about coming by? Did he actually say "come get it" or did he say something else?

 
Henry Ford said:
He left a dump on your lawn. What were his exact words about coming by? Did he actually say "come get it" or did he say something else?
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no he said he left something IN my house (95% sure that's what he said). just said he'd be by soon to get it

 
Ive done a seriously thorough check inside my house and haven't found a thing. He's eithet pulled a macgiver and has it in my vents, or it's not actually in my house.

Not checking the shed, theres 2ft of snow and its -15 out.

 
DiStefano said:
You never should have beat up his daughter. Some guys will kill to protect the family honor.
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He's stopping by to make Soulfly watch the clitoridectomy...

Soulfly's clitoridectomy that is.
 
TxBuckeye said:
Soulfly3 said:
Ive done a seriously thorough check inside my house and haven't found a thing. He's eithet pulled a macgiver and has it in my vents, or it's not actually in my house.
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Head games. He already won.
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He is that kind of #####. Wouldnt doubt it

I called the ex to ask if she knew and she said no but would try to find out.

Told her not to bother, but she probably will anyways

 
The dude can get into your house whenever he wants. I'd be looking into security systems/cameras.

 
You probably think your kitchen knife will protect you. Not if he brings a gun; buy a shotgun, if you can pass the tests.

 
DiStefano said:
You probably think your kitchen knife will protect you. Not if he brings a gun; buy a shotgun, if you can pass the tests.
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Dude, you can get most any gun for a weird fractional percentage of a bitcoin or 13,451 share of HEMP or 100% (at any time) of LHUCKS toolmanship (oddly does not oscillate in value).

Any of those things you can buy on the crapper at work. I say bazooka. Or rocket launcher.

 
aaaaaaaaaaaaand I just found 3 Blackberry phones, from 3 different carriers, with batteries and SIM cards removed.

what. the. ####

 
Plug one in, run it without a battery, and check what's on it.

This is potentially a very large problem.

 
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Or put them back and wait for him to come there or whatever, but you have a big decision or two to make tonight.

 
Henry Ford said:
Plug one in, run it without a battery, and check what's on it.

This is potentially a very large problem.
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I have a usb plug that fits one of the BB's thru my laptop.. not the other 2... nothing happened and it's been plugged for 10mins.

Im more than likely going to put them back... but ive txt'd a few buddies if they have extra BB batteries laying around

 
Soulfly3 said:
Henry Ford said:
Plug one in, run it without a battery, and check what's on it.

This is potentially a very large problem.
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I have a usb plug that fits one of the BB's thru my laptop.. not the other 2... nothing happened and it's been plugged for 10mins.

Im more than likely going to put them back... but ive txt'd a few buddies if they have extra BB batteries laying around
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He has the batteries, obviously. One for him, one for his wife, one for daughter.You aren't part of it.

 
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