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still kills memy dynasty CB got offed in a drive by.............. :(![]()

still kills memy dynasty CB got offed in a drive by.............. :(![]()

A year ago, there were only a handful left...now they're back on sale at ebay! New NFL season...demand is up...maybe he printed a new batch!?http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZdkeatoI have only a handful of the Fantasy Football Excuse shirts left. One in Large, and the rest in medium. I have a few more of the Fantasy Football Widow shirts left in various sizes. I have a couple listed on Ebay, so now is your chance to grab one for yourself, your wife, whoever.
This is also a chance to heap abuse on the shirt design, and post those oh so clever smileys rolling around and laughing.
Get the shirt now, before they are gone.
wow, i am seriously considering buying this shirt because of this thread! Someone talk me out of it!A year ago, there were only a handful left...now they're back on sale at ebay! New NFL season...demand is up...maybe he printed a new batch!?http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZdkeatoI have only a handful of the Fantasy Football Excuse shirts left. One in Large, and the rest in medium. I have a few more of the Fantasy Football Widow shirts left in various sizes. I have a couple listed on Ebay, so now is your chance to grab one for yourself, your wife, whoever.
This is also a chance to heap abuse on the shirt design, and post those oh so clever smileys rolling around and laughing.
Get the shirt now, before they are gone.
Sold one recently for $11.95 on a Buy It Now!![]()
p.s. - when did http://www.jerseytees.com/ and http://www.familysitdown.com/ go away?
dkeato: "I can't afford $12/year for these domains unless I sell more shirts, but I can't sell more shirts without the domain!"
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holy ####

this thread ####### kills me Awesome art. I love how the football is smaller than his hand.

will be 2-years old this Sat.I just now noticed that the shirt in the smilie is a small scale replica of the actual shirt.My QB is a pit bull breederAwesome art. I love how the football is smaller than his hand.
It should be a banner, a mantra shown to all those who enter the FFA...No one makes excuses like a fantasy football player. Now when you hear your opponent whining, just point to the shirt.
Wow those might be the ugliest designs I've ever seenDid you have some autistic 3 year old draw them?

DO IT!How fast can you have 7 XXLs up to a cabin in Wisconsin?
Dude has some long-### fingernails too.Awesome art. I love how the football is smaller than his hand.
Furley's wedding was LAST month, Cappy...How fast can you have 7 XXLs up to a cabin in Wisconsin?
How have I never noticed this?I just now noticed that the shirt in the smilie is a small scale replica of the actual shirt.Awesome art. I love how the football is smaller than his hand.
Really?How have I never noticed this?I just now noticed that the shirt in the smilie is a small scale replica of the actual shirt.Awesome art. I love how the football is smaller than his hand.
It took me a little while too. Not that long but it wasn't readily apparent to my eyes upon first seeingReally?How have I never noticed this?I just now noticed that the shirt in the smilie is a small scale replica of the actual shirt.Awesome art. I love how the football is smaller than his hand.

Furley's wedding was LAST month, Cappy...How fast can you have 7 XXLs up to a cabin in Wisconsin?

How have I never noticed this?I just now noticed that the shirt in the smilie is a small scale replica of the actual shirt.Awesome art. I love how the football is smaller than his hand.

I've re-read page one of this thread about five times, and I still laugh out loud every time I read it.This has gotten too big. Clear your head, sit back, and think about the concept of this all over again. It is so awful it makes me giddy.
This has gotten too big. Clear your head, sit back, and think about the concept of this all over again. It is so awful it makes me giddy.
jdoggydogg said:
I still chuckle when thinking of that line.This is still my favorite.jdoggydogg said:I still chuckle when thinking of that line.
I do appreciate that you only make them in large, XL and XXL. The type of guy who would buy a shirt like that doesn't want it clinging to his man boobs.
Yes. Ballet parking. Bring your toeshoes.This shirt and this thread could be turned into a classic NFL.com commercial that could rival TJ Whoseyourmama and Billy B Absentee.
What kind of discount are you giving the FFA guys?????
You take our
but endorse Fantasy Football Toolbox? 
What kind of discount are you giving the FFA guys?????
"Jersey Tees is proud to be working with FFToolbox. Please visit them at:"What kind of discount are you giving the FFA guys?????"Jersey Tees is proud to be working with FFToolbox. Please visit them at:"
I missed that........Remind me to never use FFToolbox.I have a bunch of shirts with FFToolbox printed on them, and they provided advertising last year in exchange for their logo on the shirt.Shirts can be ordered with or without the logo.
I guess that makes sense...If a guy is actually wearing that shirt, he might as well just go the full mile and have the big "TOOLBOX" label on his chest...I have a bunch of shirts with FFToolbox printed on them...
I will sell the shirts, 2 for 1, from now until Sept. 1st. Just send a note to me. You pay for one, you get 2. One for Sunday games, one for MNF. FFA special.What kind of discount are you giving the FFA guys?????
glad to see you have the fbgs back, too bad they would never have yours.What kind of discount are you giving the FFA guys?????"Jersey Tees is proud to be working with FFToolbox. Please visit them at:"

I say that this will have a Clyde-like collapse in humor value.Calling it now.

It happened.I say that this will have a Clyde-like collapse in humor value.Calling it now.![]()
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Thanks to those FBGs that took advantage of this offer back in August.I will extend this offer again for the next 2 weeks, so you can get shirts delivered by Christmas. I appreciate the attention this board has brought to my shirts, so I want to return the favor.I will sell the shirts, 2 for 1, from now until Sept. 1st. Just send a note to me. You pay for one, you get 2. One for Sunday games, one for MNF. FFA special.What kind of discount are you giving the FFA guys?????
Thanks to those FBGs that took advantage of this offer back in August.I will extend this offer again for the next 2 weeks, so you can get shirts delivered by Christmas. I appreciate the attention this board has brought to my shirts, so I want to return the favor.I will sell the shirts, 2 for 1, from now until Sept. 1st. Just send a note to me. You pay for one, you get 2. One for Sunday games, one for MNF. FFA special.What kind of discount are you giving the FFA guys?????
As always, your identity will be kept in strictest confidence, so you will not be exposed to unwanted abuse. I will accept the abuse on your behalf, as I continue selling shirts.
Send me a PM and I can send you a Paypal invoice.
Thanks
:crotchkick:I will accept the abuse on your behalf, as I continue selling shirts.