Favre is on his way to Green Bay tonight (1 Viewer)

[Kleck]

Can someone get Airmen O'Malley and Rodriguez to confirm this?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

All this Favre controversy is doing is weakening the nation. Sleep well son.

"Son, we live in a world that has defensive backs and those defensive backs need to be attacked by men with passes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ted Thompson? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Rodgers and curse me; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Rodgers' frustration, while tragic, probably added wins and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, helps the team win. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me with that ball, you need me with that ball. I use phrases like 'team player', 'unselfish', 'decisive'. I use then as the backbone of a career trying to set records. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the shadow of the very Lombardi trophy that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a ball and stand in the pocket. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

This is even better than sig worthy...absolutely priceless TB

It's what wins Oscars. TatumAny chance we can maybe get a best supporting nomination?

 

[T Bell]

Can someone get Airmen O'Malley and Rodriguez to confirm this?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

All this Favre controversy is doing is weakening the nation. Sleep well son.

"Son, we live in a world that has defensive backs and those defensive backs need to be attacked by men with passes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ted Thompson? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Rodgers and curse me; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Rodgers' frustration, while tragic, probably added wins and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, helps the team win. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me with that ball, you need me with that ball. I use phrases like 'team player', 'unselfish', 'decisive'. I use then as the backbone of a career trying to set records. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the shadow of the very Lombardi trophy that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a ball and stand in the pocket. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

This is even better than sig worthy...absolutely priceless TB

It's what wins Oscars. TatumAny chance we can maybe get a best supporting nomination?

I got my tux ready.

Seriously, thanks for the plaudits. That was a lot of fun to do, and as I was doing it I couldn't believe how well the language in the original could be made to fit this.