Dave: “Now, are you – you have retired? You have not retired?” (audience laughs)
Brett: “I have retired. Watch TV a lot, don’t you? (audience laughs, applauds)
Dave: “Somebody told me that the form, the retirement form had not been signed and mailed in. Is there a retirement form that needs to be signed and mailed in?”
Brett: “That’s what I’ve heard.”
Dave: “Now, have you signed it and mailed it in?”
Brett: “No, I haven’t signed it.”
Dave: “Well, there you go.” (audience applauds; Dave laughs) “’Your honor.’” (audience laughs)
Brett: “I think the only reason to sign that form is so I get a severance check or something, so it’s actually in my benefit, I guess, but.”
Dave: “You’re only 38, for heaven’s sakes.”
Brett: “I know.”
Dave: “And as each day – we’re getting close to mini-camps. Do you start feeling a little something?”
Brett: “You know what, not with mini-camps.”
Dave: “All right, okay, forget mini-camps.” (audience laughs) “Did I say mini-camps? No, forget mini-camps.” (audience laughs)
Brett: “I wasn’t excited about it last year. I think when training camp gets close, I will – something’s bound to happen.”
Dave: “Yeah, now what does that mean, ‘something’s bound to happen.’” (audience, Brett laugh) “As you get close to training camp – now, wait a minute, something’s bound to happen. What does that mean?”
Brett: “I don’t know.” (Dave, audience laugh) “Did I just say that?”
Dave: “You just said, ‘Something’s bound to happen,’ so this makes me think you’re not retired.”
Brett: “Butterflies, or – I don’t know, something’s bound to happen.” (audience laughs)
Dave: “Let me ask you – let me put it to you this way, and I don’t want to be silly about this, but I guess it’s too late for that.” (audience laughs) If there could be adjustments made for your training summer schedule regimen, would that be of interest to you?
Brett: “Can you get that worked?”
Dave: “Yes, yes, I can, I can take care of that.” (audience laughs, applauds)