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Otis said:
“Mrs. O’s iPhone 

Online, not sharing location”
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Is that unusual? If so, call with an emergency and see if she picks up.  If she does, you’ll need something ready.  Tell her your house is on fire. Be sure to set it on fire first. 

 
I thought about posting something on her Facebook wall like “Honey this is a private message I think. Love you!”

But that’s childish. 

 
Otis said:
I thought about posting something on her Facebook wall like “Honey this is a private message I think. Love you!”

But that’s childish. 
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Send your wife this text:

”Absolutely.  She’s out drinking with the girls.  She won’t be home for hours.  See you then.”

Report back with what happens. 

 
I've done innocent things on facebook before with my exes. I even added an ex as a friend that I didn't mean to because I fat-thumbed the phone. 

No biggie, don't sweat it.  

I did not, however, share weird pictures of dogs and call them private. That's a little odd. I also never emoted in a way that had me cutting ourselves over our break-up. Come to think of it, this is a little odd. Sorry, Otis.  

 
rockaction said:
I've done innocent things on facebook before with my exes. I even added an ex as a friend that I didn't mean to because I fat-thumbed the phone. 

No biggie, don't sweat it.  

I did not, however, share weird pictures of dogs and call them private. That's a little odd. I also never emoted in a way that had me cutting ourselves over our break-up. Come to think of it, this is a little odd. Sorry, Otis.  
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OOF

 
Whatever, who cares what they’re doing. I’m drinking scotch and watching this Churchill move. Gary Oldman should get all the oscars. All of them.  

 
Otis said:
:shrug:

As further backstory, the villain here did not handle the breakup and sudden attachment of Mrs O to O very well. Lots of very emo stuff like stumbling around at night with razorblades threatening to cut himself. He later messaged me about it and apologized about the whole thing and blamed it on the fact that his mom died tragically when he was young. I told him he’s a dbag and to go away. 
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So Rok dated your wife before you met her? I'd be pissed too. 

 
Why in the world is your wife of nine years with multiple kids still friends with and ex?  That seems more odd than him posting weird chit.  

 
sbonomo said:
Why in the world is your wife of nine years with multiple kids still friends with and ex?  That seems more odd than him posting weird chit.  
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My wife of decades befriended an ex on Facebook.  Mostly because every couple years he has a Facebook breakup where the woman uses his Facebook page to post that he cheated on her and she’s turning off his phone, which she pays for, and leaving his stuff on the curb. And she finds it funny. 

 
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Like 99% of affairs start out with exes reconnecting on Facebook. The only way to avoid this is to have a cutesy "OtisandMrsOtis Moneybags" joint Facebook so you can spy on her. 

 
Henry Ford said:
My wife of decades befriended an ex on Facebook.  Mostly because every couple years he has a Facebook breakup where the woman uses his Facebook page to post that he cheated on her and she’s turning off his phone, which she pays for, and leaving his stuff on the curb. And she finds it funny. 
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I found that funny, too.  :lmao:

 
5 years ago A girl I used to date when I was 22 posted on my wall at 2:30 in the morning one night.  "to sleep with you again is on my bucket list"   I did nothing yet it caused a huge fight between my wife and I..then my daughters saw it as well.  It was a mess.

 
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Da Guru said:
5 years ago A girl I used to date posted on my wall at 2:30 in the morning one night.  "to sleep with you again is on my bucket list"   I did nothing yet it caused a huge fight between my wife and I..then my daughters saw it as well.  It was a mess.
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Hey, start your own Friday thread. This one is about Otis.

 
Da Guru said:
5 years ago A girl I used to date posted on my wall at 2:30 in the morning one night.  "to sleep with you again is on my bucket list"   I did nothing yet it caused a huge fight between my wife and I..then my daughters saw it as well.  It was a mess.
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Oooof

At least it wasn't the guy you used to date

 
She recently got some amazing boudoir pics done for me. Should I FB message a couple to him with something like “sorry brah, you lose”?

of course if she’s with him right now, that could backfire. 

 
This is why I’m glad that most of my wife’s exes don’t have access to the internet. Or sharp objects. Or freedom.

 
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