FBGs track their wives’ cars and check their oil (1 Viewer)

[JerseyToughGuys]

She just walked him. Hammered. And in very good spirits. 

 

[Drunken knight]

10:15 pm. Not a text in hours. Usually she’s in bed 45mins ago. 

well,  she might have been

 

[James Daulton]

**** picks or quit

This x 1000

 

[Ilov80s]

This x 1000

Not sure who **** is, but whatever he wants, is fine with me. 

 

[Otis]

well,  she might have been

She seems disinterested. 

 

[Don't Noonan]

She seems disinterested. 

Show her your big hands

 

[DallasDMac]

She seems disinterested. 

I think he was implying she already had. Hence the lack of interest.

 

[Drunken knight]

She seems disinterested. 

she just may be tired from earlier activities. turn on the otis charm. she'll come around.

 

[DallasDMac]

she just may be tired from earlier activities. turn on the otis charm. she'll come around again.

 

[Cjw_55106]

He’s welcome to come by any night around bedtime and put the three kids to bed and see all the fun he’s missing. 

He already found a sucker to raise his kids and put them to bed, why would he stop by and do it? 

 

[Galileo]

So, what's all this now?  Otis has an ex boyfriend who is hitting on his wife?? Did I read that right?

 

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If she doesn’t wanna make Whoopie tonight, you might wanna consider that a red flag... 

If her phone is suddenly sharing location again tomorrow then you might wanna consider that a red flag. 

 

 

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Why is she friends with him on Facebook?

Ever get an answer on this? 

 

[Ilov80s]

So, what's all this now?  Otis has an ex boyfriend who is hitting on his wife?? Did I read that right?

Yep 

 

[seahawk 17]

I posted in a thread a decade ago that Otis would not be faithful. Now it begins.

 

[dickey moe]

Thank god I'm not married and thank god I'm not a lawyer.  

Unfrozen Potato-eating Lawyer

 

[gianmarco]

I hope Joe ends up selling FBG to this other guy. Then we'll see who is winning.

 

[gianmarco]

If she doesn’t wanna make Whoopie tonight, you might wanna consider that a red flag... 

If her phone is suddenly sharing location again tomorrow then you might wanna consider that a red flag. 

 

If she's walking funny tomorrow then you might wanna consider that a red flag.

 

[Bacon is Delicious]

Otis divorced yet?

 

[Otis]

If she doesn’t wanna make Whoopie tonight, you might wanna consider that a red flag... 

If her phone is suddenly sharing location again tomorrow then you might wanna consider that a red flag. 

 

 

 

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I posted in a thread a decade ago that Otis would not be faithful. Now it begins.

Actually, I think our hero is 100% faithful. His wife is indeed smokin hot, and he leads quite the life.

 

[James Daulton]

Let's all look on the bright side, when Oat's wife leaves him for this other dude and marries him, at least we'll get another Rhigetti wedding dance video.  

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I woke up this morning hoping this all was a bad dream

 

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Curious how this morning is going... 

 

[comfortably numb]

Curious how this morning is going... 

To the store for the morning after pill

 

[ChiefD]

Curious how this morning is going... 

Otis needs to walk out this morning with the old jovial:

"How was your date with the ex last night?"

Her reaction......will tell the tale.

 

[sbonomo]

My wife of decades befriended an ex on Facebook.  Mostly because every couple years he has a Facebook breakup where the woman uses his Facebook page to post that he cheated on her and she’s turning off his phone, which she pays for, and leaving his stuff on the curb. And she finds it funny. 

Seems pretty childish but I gues they are  women.  I gues my point was more centered around they have had problems with this guy in the past so why even leave the door open. 

 

[Ned]

GB, i’m rooting for you. But I fear Mrs. O just started the Whole 9.5 Diet.

 I see what you did there. 

 

[Christo]

Why in the world is your wife of nine years with multiple kids still friends with and ex?  That seems more odd than him posting weird chit.  

 I'm friends with some exes. My wife is friends with some exes. Not everyone's an immature ###.

 

[Tiger Fan]

in

 

[Otis]

Curious how this morning is going... 

Mrs. O slept in. Pretty hungover. Otis up at 6 with the kids making breakfast. 

 

 

[Otis]

To the store for the morning after pill

She actually is trying to get an “emergency dentist appointment” for a pain in her jaw. 

 

 

[DocHolliday]

Mrs. O slept in. Pretty hungover. Otis up at 6 with the kids making breakfast. 

 

And so the drift away begins.......   

I bet the ex is not fat.   I bet you wish you didn't let yourself go now.  

 

[NutterButter]

How selfish am I for partially hoping that Oat's marriage goes down in flames so I can get a taste of pre-marriage Oats that I missed?

 

[ChiefD]

She actually is trying to get an “emergency dentist appointment” for a pain in her jaw. 

 

See kids, this is how you lay out a friday thread. Watch and learn from a pro.

 

[DocHolliday]

How selfish am I for partially hoping that Oat's marriage goes down in flames so I can get a taste of pre-marriage Oats that I missed?

Really selfish 

 

[Rhythmdoctor]

Oh my. 

 

[Drunken knight]

She actually is trying to get an “emergency dentist appointment” for a pain in her jaw. 

 

It might be a red flag

 

[ChiefD]

It might be a red flag

Or the other guy just has a huge dong.

There, I said it. Someone had to.

 

[dickey moe]

It's a fortunate thing that Otis's now-wife was able to leave such an emotionally needy cutter, in search of a better life with a man who doesn't really crave attention.

 

[DallasDMac]

She actually is trying to get an “emergency dentist appointment” for a pain in her jaw. 

 

{Blazing Saddles}

"They said you was hung!"

"And they was right"

{/Blazing Saddles}

 

[eoMMan]

Actually, I think our hero is 100% faithful. His wife is indeed smokin hot, and he leads quite the life.

That pic Otis posted of her on the Pelaton bike...amazing.  Very hot. 

 

[comfortably numb]

@Otis please change title and remove "Ex"

 

[NotSmart]

Curious how this morning is going... 

Awkwardly.

 

[Ned]

so I can get a taste of pre-marriage Oats

 

 

[gianmarco]

“Mrs. O’s iPhone 

Online, not sharing location”

Update? 

 

[DallasDMac]

Update? 

Otis got up, fed the kids, and is now scrubbing off the "hand cream" that she apparently spilled all over the back seat of her car.

 

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It might be a red flag

It might be...

I’m particularly curious if the phone suddenly is sharing location again today. That would DEFINITELY be a red flag

 

[Drunken knight]

Otis got up, fed the kids, and is now scrubbing off the "hand cream" that she apparently spilled all over the back seat of her car.

"Honey, this doesn't smell like lavender."

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

How selfish am I for partially hoping that Oat's marriage goes down in flames so I can get a taste of pre-marriage Oats that I missed?

Unlike the other guy, who got a taste of post -marriage Mrs. Otis.