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FBGs track their wives’ cars and check their oil (1 Viewer)

Christo said:
:confused:  I'm friends with some exes. My wife is friends with some exes. Not everyone's an immature ###.
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Ex’s that stalk you and want to fight your significant other?  I think we are talking about different people here.  Of course if you have boundaries with someone that you were previously in a relatiinship with thats great.  I hardly think this is the case here.  

 
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My wife's exes were all in their early 20's when they became exes.  They're stupid old now.  And they haven't stayed looking slim and trim and young like some of us have. 

 
James Daulton said:
My wife's exes were all in their early 20's when they became exes.  They're stupid old now.  And they haven't stayed looking slim and trim and young like some of us have. 
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:kicksrock:  

Righetti sent around a bunch of old pictures of the boys last night, he found in some old photo album. I showed Mrs. O one shot of a svelte, tanned and handsome 22yo shirtless Otis, a decade before she met me, and I could see the emotional roller coaster: beginning with a vocal “ohh hey, yes pls” and quickly followed by the depressed reality of what I’ve become and that the photo and anything approaching it are long long gone and she’ll never see them in real life. 

 
Otis said:
:kicksrock:  

Righetti sent around a bunch of old pictures of the boys last night, he found in some old photo album. I showed Mrs. O one shot of a svelte, tanned and handsome 22yo shirtless Otis, a decade before she met me, and I could see the emotional roller coaster: beginning with a vocal “ohh hey, yes pls” and quickly followed by the depressed reality of what I’ve become and that the photo and anything approaching it are long long gone and she’ll never see them in real life. 
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Fix it GB. You are the master of your own universe. You have the advantage of having financial resources to hire a trainer, buy pre-planned meals, etc. There’s absolutely no reason for you to not be in good shape if you actually want it ??

 
Otis said:
:kicksrock:  

Righetti sent around a bunch of old pictures of the boys last night, he found in some old photo album. I showed Mrs. O one shot of a svelte, tanned and handsome 22yo shirtless Otis, a decade before she met me, and I could see the emotional roller coaster: beginning with a vocal “ohh hey, yes pls” and quickly followed by the depressed reality of what I’ve become and that the photo and anything approaching it are long long gone and she’ll never see them in real life. 
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Sad, unconfident Otis is no bueno. 

 
Otis said:
:kicksrock:  

Righetti sent around a bunch of old pictures of the boys last night, he found in some old photo album. I showed Mrs. O one shot of a svelte, tanned and handsome 22yo shirtless Otis, a decade before she met me, and I could see the emotional roller coaster: beginning with a vocal “ohh hey, yes pls” and quickly followed by the depressed reality of what I’ve become and that the photo and anything approaching it are long long gone and she’ll never see them in real life. 
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

 
Otis said:
:kicksrock:  

Righetti sent around a bunch of old pictures of the boys last night, he found in some old photo album. I showed Mrs. O one shot of a svelte, tanned and handsome 22yo shirtless Otis, a decade before she met me, and I could see the emotional roller coaster: beginning with a vocal “ohh hey, yes pls” and quickly followed by the depressed reality of what I’ve become and that the photo and anything approaching it are long long gone and she’ll never see them in real life. 
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Can I give you some advice?

Potatoes.
 
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What's the point of a locator service - I don't seem to need one as my SO's exes don't contact her through FB - if the subject can disable it at will?  :rant:  

 
Maybe this is all a deep ploy by the wife to make Otis lose weight and get in shape?      Women can be deceptive.   GL Fatty 

 
Does anyone not think she's gonna bang this dude? If you haven't stopped it yet he knows he has a shot. So does she. You better stalk her messenger. 

 
Not reading thru 6 pages, but the absolute FIRST thing you shouldve done was check her cooter before she left.

If it was perfectly manicured, trimmed, waxed, etc.... Start dividing things in half.

Ya'll get FAR too complex with this, and all you need to do is the above. You've been married this long, I dont dare wanna hear you say "it's always perfectly maintained"

It's not. and if she is plowng this guy, she left the hosue making sure it was.

 
proninja said:
Good point. Not hard at all. I'm sure the three kids are totally self sufficient and leave plenty of time for mom and dad to be alone together. 
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This is also the guy who’s obsessed with his lawn.  There’s definitely something psychologically interesting going on here. 

 
You guys are trying to tell me you can't catch a glimpse of your wife's pubes? Seriously?

Kids or no kids, if you have to navigate like Magellan to sail her seas, you got bigger problems. 

 
bradyfan said:
There are a lot of innocent ways people can crack their wisdom teeth.

I cracked a molar and it only showed up on x-ray.  The tooth extraction is getting replaced soon and I can’t wait. 
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Sounds like you enjoy dongs in your mouth. Only plausible explanation, Dongboy. 

 
sbonomo said:
Ex’s that stalk you and want to fight your significant other?  I think we are talking about different people here.  Of course if you have boundaries with someone that you were previously in a relatiinship with thats great.  I hardly think this is the case here.  
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That wasn't your question.

 
Soulfly3 said:
You guys are trying to tell me you can't catch a glimpse of your wife's pubes? Seriously?

Kids or no kids, if you have to navigate like Magellan to sail her seas, you got bigger problems. 
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Are you married?

 
Otis said:
:kicksrock:  

Righetti sent around a bunch of old pictures of the boys last night, he found in some old photo album. I showed Mrs. O one shot of a svelte, tanned and handsome 22yo shirtless Otis, a decade before she met me, and I could see the emotional roller coaster: beginning with a vocal “ohh hey, yes pls” and quickly followed by the depressed reality of what I’ve become and that the photo and anything approaching it are long long gone and she’ll never see them in real life. 
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I’m guessing it’ll be the hot rocking 6-pack abs O that she’ll be think about now during sex rather the near middle age O with a gut like a keg of Budweiser. 

 
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