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FBGs track their wives’ cars and check their oil (2 Viewers)

mr. furley said:
yeah, so a guy i work with did this when his wife started "going to the gym" a lot... then started "going out with the girls" and coming home blind hammered at 3 AM.

turns out she was driving a couple blocks away and banging one of her exes.

capper:  he called her out on it. she responded by telling this guy that he never ####ed her like this guy did and she had no regrets about cheating.

twist: they're still together

dumb *******
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Sounds like a pretty confident, self-assured guy. I see great things in his future.

 
mr. furley said:
yeah, so a guy i work with did this when his wife started "going to the gym" a lot... then started "going out with the girls" and coming home blind hammered at 3 AM.

turns out she was driving a couple blocks away and banging one of her exes.

capper:  he called her out on it. she responded by telling this guy that he never ####ed her like this guy did and she had no regrets about cheating.

twist: they're still together

dumb *******
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Oh come on - this guy would tell you that? 

Make sure you're super nice to this dude, sounds like one of those guys that comes back to the office with an AK to take vengeance on the world. 

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Oh come on - this guy would tell you that?   yes

Make sure you're super nice to this dude, sounds like one of those guys that comes back to the office with an AK to take vengeance on the world.  and, yes, he's definitely one of these types of guys
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i should add that the guy is wacked out on all kinds of cocaine and/or speed of some variety at all times. when he starts yammering, it all spills out.

i'm not the only one who knows the story

 
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Luckily it's Monday - I suspect Otis put the interns to work a little late Friday, hence the thread release on Friday night... Prob gave them the weekend off, so I'm expecting good stuff this afternoon.

 
Getzlaf15 said:
When does Mrs. O go and get drilled by the dentist?
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A woman goes to the dentist. The dentist determines her tooth is bad enough to require a root canal.

"Oh, dear" the woman says. "I'd rather have a baby than a root canal!!"

The dentist replies, "Let me know what you decide so I can adjust the chair accordingly."

 
mr. furley said:
yeah, so a guy i work with did this when his wife started "going to the gym" a lot... then started "going out with the girls" and coming home blind hammered at 3 AM.

turns out she was driving a couple blocks away and banging one of her exes.

capper:  he called her out on it. she responded by telling this guy that he never ####ed her like this guy did and she had no regrets about cheating.

twist: they're still together

dumb *******
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This is ridiculously disgusting behavior. How can people live with themselves when they do this? Don't they think of how others will be affected by their actions? When did we slip so far as a society to put temporary gratification above all else? 

Driving drunk, even if only a couple blocks, is terrible. I hope next time she can tolerate the 3 minute wait for an Uber. 

 
RUSF18 said:
This is ridiculously disgusting behavior. How can people live with themselves when they do this? Don't they think of how others will be affected by their actions? When did we slip so far as a society to put temporary gratification above all else? 

Driving drunk, even if only a couple blocks, is terrible. I hope next time she can tolerate the 3 minute wait for an Uber. 
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Seriously, just walk to get the stench of booze and sex off you a little bit you lazy #####. 

 
RUSF18 said:
This is ridiculously disgusting behavior. How can people live with themselves when they do this? Don't they think of how others will be affected by their actions? When did we slip so far as a society to put temporary gratification above all else? 

Driving drunk, even if only a couple blocks, is terrible. I hope next time she can tolerate the 3 minute wait for an Uber. 
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she's, by all accounts, a horrible human being.

he's barely better.

 
Sorry. I’ve run out of relevant details.  

Oh wait, emergency dental surgery set for tomorrow morning at 8:45.

 
I like the potato throwing route. You could always sign back onto Xbox, find his gamertag and call him a n00b, then play COD again.

 
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