FBGs track their wives’ cars and check their oil (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Sure, but this man needs to catch a glimpse to kno whether or not he needs to hide things. 

Id make that effort to wake up a few extra mins early to catch her scrubbing her crotch

 

I know a fellow skilled fisherman when I see one. 

 

[gianmarco]

Sure, but this man needs to catch a glimpse to kno whether or not he needs to hide things. 

Id make that effort to wake up a few extra mins early to catch her scrubbing her crotch

"Hey honey, you're up early"

:doingsitupsoutsideshowerdoor: "Yep!! Turn around and let me see that beautiful face of yours!"

 

[Soulfly3]

Install a hair trap in your shower and inspect nightly. 

I'm giving you buckets of options. 

 

[Otis]

Install a hair trap in your shower and inspect nightly. 

I'm giving you buckets of options. 

I’ve almost forgotten why we’re doing all this. 

 

[shadyridr]

Sure, but this man needs to catch a glimpse to kno whether or not he needs to hide things. 

Id make that effort to wake up a few extra mins early to catch her scrubbing her crotch

Which man? You or Otis. I'm pretty sure Otis is fine

 

[Otis]

At the oral surgeon with Mrs. O, hanging in the waiting room.  

Kelly and Ryan Seacrest are on the TV.  It’s stunning what America watches on television.  But Kelly is incredibly hot for a near 50 year old.

 

[gianmarco]

At the oral surgeon with Mrs. O, hanging in the waiting room.  

Kelly and Ryan Seacrest are on the TV.  It’s stunning what America watches on television.  But Kelly is incredibly hot for a near 50 year old.

Send her a friend request and pretend you don't know how FB works!

 

[El Floppo]

At the oral surgeon with Mrs. O, hanging in the waiting room.  

Kelly and Ryan Seacrest are on the TV.  It’s stunning what America watches on television.  But Kelly is incredibly hot for a near 50 year old.

I wanted to check in to see how/why the thread got to 11 pages... This clears it up.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

WWJGD?

James Gandolfini?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

At the oral surgeon with Mrs. O, hanging in the waiting room.  

Kelly and Ryan Seacrest are on the TV.  It’s stunning what America watches on television.  But Kelly is incredibly hot for a near 50 year old.

She looks better clothed.  Definitely needs a sandwich with a side of pasta and some ice cream for dessert.  Still, I get it.

 

[eoMMan]

She looks better clothed.  Definitely needs a sandwich with a side of pasta and some ice cream for dessert.  Still, I get it.

Her belly button is hideous. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Her belly button is hideous. 

Which is only part of why she looks better clothed.  Not a fan of outies.

This seems boneable

https://www.google.com/search?q=kelly+ripa+pics&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjIxaX5k6PZAhVKlFQKHURZBG4QsAQIKA&biw=1280&bih=938#imgrc=ez3GhLfix23MNM:&spf=1518533995159

this, not so much

https://www.google.com/search?q=kelly+ripa+pics&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjIxaX5k6PZAhVKlFQKHURZBG4QsAQIKA&biw=1280&bih=938#imgrc=oozDG0LKJQQHWM:&spf=1518534085554

 

[Tom Hagen]

Which is only part of why she looks better clothed.  Not a fan of outies.

Not to go off on a tangent but I've been wondering about that for awhile.  Why is she the only celebrity I can think of that has an obvious outie?  Is it really uncommon in the population or do hot chicks have work done to fix it?  Are there more hot celebs with outies than I realize?

 

[Otis]

Oof 

 

[Wrigley]

I’d Rippa

 

[Henry Ford]

Double that and add 5 years and you would be close.

Yeah, the only thing better than seeing the same 55 year old woman naked every day is if she’s your wife. That’s what I always say. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Did Mrs O ever explain why she chose Otis over the ex?

Isn’t he the FBG with hands the size of catcher’s mitts?

 

[Henry Ford]

At the oral surgeon with Mrs. O, hanging in the waiting room.  

Kelly and Ryan Seacrest are on the TV.  It’s stunning what America watches on television.  But Kelly is incredibly hot for a near 50 year old.

YouTube the song “Kelly Rippa” by Cowboy Mouth

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Isn’t he the FBG with hands the size of catcher’s mitts?

Yep, his hand size multiplied by his yearly income yielded a figure 20 times larger than the same calculation for her ex.  It was a no brainer once she did the cost/bonerfit analysis.

 

[Otis]

Isn’t he the FBG with hands the size of catcher’s mitts?

Old wives tale. 

 

[Soulfly3]

Old wives tale. 

Meanwhile, the ex is getting your ol wife's tail

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

YouTube the song “Kelly Rippa” by Cowboy Mouth

"Kelly Rippa, a mommy with the body of a strippa"

 

[Henry Ford]

"Kelly Rippa, a mommy with the body of a strippa"

“If she was a naughty girl I’d whip her...”

 

[msudaisy26]

Install a hair trap in your shower and inspect nightly. 

I'm giving you buckets of options. 

How about a motion camera instead? That way he can have several different pictures at several different angles. 

 

[Soulfly3]

How about a motion camera instead? That way he can have several different pictures at several different angles. 

Sensational idea. 

 

[bigbottom]

Isn’t she under general anesthesia right now?  He could go into the dentist’s office right now and check under the hood I guess. 

 

[ChiefD]

How about a motion camera instead? That way he can have several different pictures at several different angles. 

They have a new one on the market called the GoToe just for snatch shots. 

 

[msudaisy26]

I was joking. 

 

[Henry Ford]

I was joking. 

So are they. 

Edit: except soulfly.  That dude ain’t right in the head. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Are people still suggesting that Oats should be inspecting his wife nether regions before she goes out?  Or is the outrage over the fact that parents often find time for such fun difficult to find?  If it's the latter, I suggest those without kids imagine what it's like having a couple of lemurs from Madagascar loose in the house.  Except these lemurs are more curious and they can actually hurt themselves pretty easily.

No kid bro having kids assumptions are often the worst having kids assumptions. 

The #1 best thing about this post is that no one without kids has any idea what you’re talking about when you ask them to imagine the lemurs from Madagascar. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

The #1 best thing about this post is that no one without kids has any idea what you’re talking about when you ask them to imagine the lemurs from Madagascar. 

I'm  big fan of King Julian.  He likes to move it move it.

 

[Otis]

Isn’t she under general anesthesia right now?  He could go into the dentist’s office right now and check under the hood I guess. 

Novacaine. Still sounds like it would be totally normal in some of your guys’ houses. 

 

[rockaction]

If anything, this thread has taught me that infidelity is a ruse for arguing about who gets under the hood of their significant other and how often they do.  

 

[Henry Ford]

Here I go, 9 a.m.,
Sittin' here starin' at the tube again
I'm in denial, I'm in defeat
'cause if I don't get to see her I'll be incomplete

Got no school, got no job
My friends keep sayin' I'm a lazy slob
But there's one thing I can't stand
Is when they're talking while I'm watchin' Regis and...

Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
A mommy with the body of a stripper
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
She's so fine I'd settle for her dad
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If I had some chocolate I would dip her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Why you wanna make a boy go bad?

Riding round, in my car
Worshiping a TV goddess from afar
There's no way, I can see
Her ever leaving Regis just to be with me

My Girlfriend's mad, cause I can't pay
Attention to her, watchin' Ripa all day
It must be hard when you're a girl
To be an Angelina in a Kelly world!

Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If she was a naughty girl I'd whip her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Rockin' all the polyester plaid
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If she were a crime I'd commit her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Why you wanna make a boy go bad?

How's a guy supposed to believe in everything he's not?
Try my best to fight this fire with fire
Why you wanna try to take my TV set away?(hey!)
How am I supposed to wake and start another day?(hey!)
Clearly you are dealing with a desperate man who's close to insane!

Lost my mind, the doctors say
They locked me up, but really that's O.K.,
Cause my new nurse looks just like...
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If she was a lollipop, I'd lick her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Kinda makes mistakes, she's probably sad
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
A mommy with the body of a stripper
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
She's so fine I'd settle for her
Rockin' all the polyester
Why you wanna make a boy go mad?

 

[Kanil]

Waiting for MrsOats revelations while coming out of her stupor for being put under for surgery.

 

[DocHolliday]

I'm  big fan of King Julian.  He likes to move it move it.

Helluva whistler too

 

[Don't Toews Me]

James Gandolfini?

I thought it was Jeff Gordon.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm  big fan of King Julian.  He likes to move it move it.

I have no idea what this means. 

 

[Zegras11]

Here I go, 9 a.m.,
Sittin' here starin' at the tube again
I'm in denial, I'm in defeat
'cause if I don't get to see her I'll be incomplete

Got no school, got no job
My friends keep sayin' I'm a lazy slob
But there's one thing I can't stand
Is when they're talking while I'm watchin' Regis and...

Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
A mommy with the body of a stripper
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
She's so fine I'd settle for her dad
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If I had some chocolate I would dip her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Why you wanna make a boy go bad?

Riding round, in my car
Worshiping a TV goddess from afar
There's no way, I can see
Her ever leaving Regis just to be with me

My Girlfriend's mad, cause I can't pay
Attention to her, watchin' Ripa all day
It must be hard when you're a girl
To be an Angelina in a Kelly world!

Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If she was a naughty girl I'd whip her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Rockin' all the polyester plaid
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If she were a crime I'd commit her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Why you wanna make a boy go bad?

How's a guy supposed to believe in everything he's not?
Try my best to fight this fire with fire
Why you wanna try to take my TV set away?(hey!)
How am I supposed to wake and start another day?(hey!)
Clearly you are dealing with a desperate man who's close to insane!

Lost my mind, the doctors say
They locked me up, but really that's O.K.,
Cause my new nurse looks just like...
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If she was a lollipop, I'd lick her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Kinda makes mistakes, she's probably sad
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
A mommy with the body of a stripper
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
She's so fine I'd settle for her
Rockin' all the polyester
Why you wanna make a boy go mad?

I picture Shuke singing this on youtube in his next Eat Off episode.

 

[Henry Ford]

I picture Shuke singing this on youtube in his next Eat Off episode.

You know, I’ve never seen Shuke and Fred LeBlanc in the same room.  

 

[Slapdash]

She doesn’t know, but speculated possibly from chewing almonds. 

So a busted nut?

Early POTY contender here. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I have no idea what this means. 

http://madagascar.dreamworks.com/characters/king-julien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecSCaZ_XPlo

 

[General Malaise]

Before today, I didn't realize it was possible to have penis envy of a woman's belly button.  What a time to be alive.

 

[gianmarco]

Before today, I didn't realize it was possible to have penis envy of a woman's belly button.  What a time to be alive.

If she was a little shorter, she could have been in Total Recall.

 

[Soulfly3]

You seem to have a creepy obsession about this.

Passionate bout Pubes. 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

At the oral surgeon with Mrs. O, hanging in the waiting room.  

Kelly and Ryan Seacrest are on the TV.  It’s stunning what America watches on television.  But Kelly is incredibly hot for a near 50 year old.

If you like 80 pound bobble heads

eta:  and 80#'s is being generous. The starving rib look is worse than the belly button monstrosity. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Passionate bout Pubes. 

Name of your Cable Public Access Channel Show?

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I found my first grey pubic hair last week. Normally, stuff like this wouldn’t bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I found my first grey pubic hair last week. Normally, stuff like this wouldn’t bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.

Sorry, I thought the hairnet on my nads was secured properly.  

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Yeah, the only thing better than seeing the same 55 year old woman naked every day is if she’s your wife. That’s what I always say. 

nope I'm 55..shes in her 40's