FBguys, how would your wife rate YOU? (1 Viewer)

[St. Louis Bob]

You must have a wife to vote. Sorry to the rest of you for being single and banging whomever you want.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Pi

 

[dutch]

During regular times my wife would rate me a 6 overall with looks bring the avg down. Something about a sloppy beer gut and nose hair that she considers a turn off. Don't know what her deal is. My charm and suave personality make up the difference.

During pms times I rate a -23 in the morning and a 100 when she starts bawling.

 

[top dog]

She rates me by the size of my paycheck. So better and better over the years.

 

[Mohawk]

10- without a doubt!

 

[Keerock]

3 - I'm a mess...

 

[James Daulton]

Some things are better off not thought of.

 

[Parrothead]

infinity

 

[Scoresman]

10

 

[McGarnicle]

I have an extremely large penis.

 

[El Floppo]

4. Almost good enough to be mediocre.

 

[johnnycakes]

My wife says she never had an orgasm before me. Now she has multiple orgasm every night. She is very happy.

 

[IC FBGCav]

I have an extremely large penis.

I have old man balls.

 

[Dentist]

I can't imagine very high.

Not a day goes by where my shortcomings and failures aren't pointed out to me in a loving way.

 

[McGarnicle]

My wife says she never had an orgasm before me. Now she has multiple orgasm every night. She is very happy.

You give her orgasm every night? Long time?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You must have a wife to vote. Sorry to the rest of you for being single and banging whomever you want.

Are you asking how your wife would rate me? I'm guessing 9 or 9.5, but you'd really have to ask her.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Higher than I deserve, because she's good like that.

 

[Papa Georgio]

I am going to need an offdee scale and reference picture to give an accurate ranking...

I am going to guess to my face she would tell me 9, with the truth being a 6

 

[Sinrman]

My wife says she never had an orgasm before me. Now she has multiple orgasm every night. She is very happy.

So you're saying she is cheating on you? And you know about it?!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My wife says she never had an orgasm before me. Now she has multiple orgasm every night. She is very happy.

You give her orgasm every night? Long time?

Not long after graduating from college, my friend Amy moved from one of those flyover states to "The South". She came back 6 weeks later with a southern accent. I'm pretty sure this is like that.

 

[Disco Stu]

Inches?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Inches?

hmy:

 

[Disco Stu]

Inches?

hmy:

I was expecting that gif of the train trying to fit in the small tunnel again.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"10" but she's pretty stupid

 

[Disco Stu]

From these two polls I have learned there are way more hot, blind women out there than I ever could have imagined.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Wife overrates the hell out of me. I'm a 6.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"10" but she's pretty stupid

I was about to post the same thing word for word.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

She laughed and walked away.

 

[Marmalade]

most days a 6. her friends think I am the funniest guy they ever met. she is always saying, "why aren't you moe outgoing and fun with me?" I dunno maybe because I haven't seen there blood stained menstrual panties yet?

6

 

[Papa Georgio]

My wife says she never had an orgasm before me. Now she has multiple orgasm every night. She is very happy.

So you're saying she is cheating on you? And you know about it?!

I don't give my wife an orgasm every time but when I do she spits it out.

have a nice season guy

 

[The Goat]

8.

But she's very kind-hearted.

 

[Keerock]

My wife says she never had an orgasm before me. Now she has multiple orgasm every night. She is very happy.

So you're saying she is cheating on you? And you know about it?!

I don't give my wife an orgasm every time but when I do she spits it out.

have a nice season guy

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife says she never had an orgasm before me. Now she has multiple orgasm every night. She is very happy.

So you're saying she is cheating on you? And you know about it?!

I don't give my wife an orgasm every time but when I do she spits it out.

have a nice season guy

 

[Idiot Boxer]

10 - her eyesight and judgment are both terrible

 

[flapgreen]

You must have a wife to vote. Sorry to the rest of you for being single and banging whomever you want.

Sorry?

 

[Mr. Coffee]

My wife says she never had an orgasm before me. Now she has multiple orgasm every night. She is very happy.

They have a word for "orgasm" in Ching Chang Chong?

 

[mr roboto]

My wife says she never had an orgasm before me. Now she has multiple orgasm every night. She is very happy.

You pay extra to get them to lie to you for the rest of your life?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

most days a 6. her friends think I am the funniest guy they ever met. she is always saying, "why aren't you moe outgoing and fun with me?" I dunno maybe because I haven't seen there blood stained menstrual panties yet?

6

Post of the day material here.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I have an extremely large penis.

I have old man balls.

That ok, he problaby not using them.