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Fellas? Would you wear this shirt? (1 Viewer)

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  • No

    Votes: 25 51.0%

  • Yes

    Votes: 23 46.9%

  • Other

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  • Total voters
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The Z Machine said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The Z Machine said:
St. Louis Bob said:
It's what we all generally wear. :shrug:
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Why?
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They are comfortable plus we're all old and don't care about picking up chicks.
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But why spend Tommy Bahama kind money on ugly clothes then? Those shirts are like $60 a pop, right?Sounds like you're trying to impress the other old dudes.
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Oh. No. :unsure:I just wasn't sure how to describe the style exactly. I own zero TB shirts.
 
The Z Machine said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The Z Machine said:
St. Louis Bob said:
It's what we all generally wear. :bag:
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Why?
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They are comfortable plus we're all old and don't care about picking up chicks.
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But why spend Tommy Bahama kind money on ugly clothes then? Those shirts are like $60 a pop, right?Sounds like you're trying to impress the other old dudes.
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Cards-Cubs game yesterday.No cat shirt

It was 90 and direct sun most of the game. A black shirt seemed like a bad idea.

We brought some friends of ours for her 40th birthday, I can't believe me buddy is going to be 43 this year.

Anyhoo after the game we met up with another couple and had some dinner. From there we went to a club on The Landing a friend of ours just opened. They had a live band with some chick singer and were pretty good.

So I finagle my way closer to the middle of the joint and score a table. My wife sits to the right of me and the other chicks sit down too. My buddy and his friend stand.

So I'm really wasted and I got the chicks laughing pretty good. The new gal we just met says somthing like "I really like you Bob!" as she is cracking up. I reply, lets face it, I'm irresistible.

A minute later this really cute 24-25 y.o. (7 to me) sits down next to me and asks my name. She is coming on strong and I'm feeding it back to her. Remember my wife is sitting next to me. After talking to her for a good 5 minutes some dude comes up to her and it was pretty obvious it was her date. He wouldn't make eye contact with me. She excuses herself and points him over to the other side of the bar. He sheepishly walked away.

She sits back down and starts rubbing my leg. I like it. A lot. Then she asks me if I want to get up and dance. I decide I better let her know MY WIFE WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. She looks at my wife and asks her if it would be alright if I went and danced with her. :eek: To which my wife replied "hey, it's your toes". :lmao:

Well she looks kind of dumbfounded and I think it just sunk into her head that she just asked a women if it was alright if she ####ed her husband. So she gets up and walks away.

Probably three minutes later another gal sits down next to me and asks my name. She is young and cute too but I would say only a 5.5. The band is playing that Alannas Miles (?) song Black Velvet and she asks me what I thought the song was about. I told her I was pretty sure it was about eating -. She smiled and said excuse me? I again said I'm pretty sure its about eating -. She had this wicked smile and looked toward the stage. I told her that this is my wife right here. Would you like to eat her -? She smiled and said maybe.

Then my wife made me leave. :yes:

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
The Z Machine said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The Z Machine said:
St. Louis Bob said:
It's what we all generally wear. :excited:
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Why?
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They are comfortable plus we're all old and don't care about picking up chicks.
Click to expand...
But why spend Tommy Bahama kind money on ugly clothes then? Those shirts are like $60 a pop, right?Sounds like you're trying to impress the other old dudes.
Click to expand...
Cards-Cubs game yesterday.No cat shirt

It was 90 and direct sun most of the game. A black shirt seemed like a bad idea.

We brought some friends of ours for her 40th birthday, I can't believe me buddy is going to be 43 this year.

Anyhoo after the game we met up with another couple and had some dinner. From there we went to a club on The Landing a friend of ours just opened. They had a live band with some chick singer and were pretty good.

So I finagle my way closer to the middle of the joint and score a table. My wife sits to the right of me and the other chicks sit down too. My buddy and his friend stand.

So I'm really wasted and I got the chicks laughing pretty good. The new gal we just met says somthing like "I really like you Bob!" as she is cracking up. I reply, lets face it, I'm irresistible.

A minute later this really cute 24-25 y.o. (7 to me) sits down next to me and asks my name. She is coming on strong and I'm feeding it back to her. Remember my wife is sitting next to me. After talking to her for a good 5 minutes some dude comes up to her and it was pretty obvious it was her date. He wouldn't make eye contact with me. She excuses herself and points him over to the other side of the bar. He sheepishly walked away.

She sits back down and starts rubbing my leg. I like it. A lot. Then she asks me if I want to get up and dance. I decide I better let her know MY WIFE WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. She looks at my wife and asks her if it would be alright if I went and danced with her. :pickle: To which my wife replied "hey, it's your toes". :lmao:

Well she looks kind of dumbfounded and I think it just sunk into her head that she just asked a women if it was alright if she ####ed her husband. So she gets up and walks away.

Probably three minutes later another gal sits down next to me and asks my name. She is young and cute too but I would say only a 5.5. The band is playing that Alannas Miles (?) song Black Velvet and she asks me what I thought the song was about. I told her I was pretty sure it was about eating. She smiled and said excuse me? I again said I'm pretty sure its about eating. She had this wicked smile and looked toward the stage. I told her that this is my wife right here. Would you like to eat her? She smiled and said maybe.

Then my wife made me leave. :thumbup:
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You're my new role model.
 
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St. Louis Bob said:
The Z Machine said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The Z Machine said:
St. Louis Bob said:
It's what we all generally wear. :kicksrock:
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Why?
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They are comfortable plus we're all old and don't care about picking up chicks.
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But why spend Tommy Bahama kind money on ugly clothes then? Those shirts are like $60 a pop, right?Sounds like you're trying to impress the other old dudes.
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Cards-Cubs game yesterday.No cat shirt...
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This is where I stopped reading.
 
Pics from the road trip to beautiful Lake Sidney-Lanier in Georgia:

This is Rend Lake, Illinois I believe.

Blue Star

&

Fort Massac

Flying J in Kentucky

A little misunderstanding with the locals.

The bathroom at Monteagle.

I have no idea.

It was getting bored and drunk so I started telling people that I was an independent reporter for the F.F.A. doing a documentary on our great country. I made sure to get their e-mail addresses after we were done so that I could send them a line to "my article". I asked my buddy taking the picture to write them down because in my mind it would be funny if he had a pen and pad of paper. Of course he didn't. So I told the first guy that he had the memory of an elephant. He seemed to buy that.

Kwik-E-Mart 1

Kwik-E-Mart 2

 
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Bob, I may be way off, but from the water tower in distance, that looks like James River arm, specifically just out of Aunt's Creek, point 10. I was fishing/boozing there last weekend.

Edit, I was referring to the Table Rock pic.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
Pics from the road trip to beautiful Lake Sidney-Lanier in Georgia:

This is Rend Lake, Illinois I believe.

Blue Star

&

Fort Massac

Flying J in Kentucky

A little misunderstanding with the locals.

The bathroom at Monteagle.

I have no idea.

It was getting bored and drunk so I started telling people that I was an independent reporter for the F.F.A. doing a documentary on our great country. I made sure to get their e-mail addresses after we were done so that I could send them a line to "my article". I asked my buddy taking the picture to write them down because in my mind it would be funny if he had a pen and pad of paper. Of course he didn't. So I told the first guy that he had the memory of an elephant. He seemed to buy that.

Kwik-E-Mart 1

Kwik-E-Mart 2
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:thumbup:
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Pics from the road trip to beautiful Lake Sidney-Lanier in Georgia:

This is Rend Lake, Illinois I believe.

Blue Star

&

Fort Massac

Flying J in Kentucky

A little misunderstanding with the locals.

The bathroom at Monteagle.

I have no idea.

It was getting bored and drunk so I started telling people that I was an independent reporter for the F.F.A. doing a documentary on our great country. I made sure to get their e-mail addresses after we were done so that I could send them a line to "my article". I asked my buddy taking the picture to write them down because in my mind it would be funny if he had a pen and pad of paper. Of course he didn't. So I told the first guy that he had the memory of an elephant. He seemed to buy that.

Kwik-E-Mart 1

Kwik-E-Mart 2
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LOLZI can't get Apu's "Kwik E Mart" song out of my head now.

PS, the shirt is superb!

Mud out

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
Pics from the road trip to beautiful Lake Sidney-Lanier in Georgia:

This is Rend Lake, Illinois I believe.

Blue Star

&

Fort Massac

Flying J in Kentucky

A little misunderstanding with the locals.

The bathroom at Monteagle.

I have no idea.

It was getting bored and drunk so I started telling people that I was an independent reporter for the F.F.A. doing a documentary on our great country. I made sure to get their e-mail addresses after we were done so that I could send them a line to "my article". I asked my buddy taking the picture to write them down because in my mind it would be funny if he had a pen and pad of paper. Of course he didn't. So I told the first guy that he had the memory of an elephant. He seemed to buy that.

Kwik-E-Mart 1

Kwik-E-Mart 2
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none of these links are workng for me. :lmao:
 
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