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Fellas? Would you wear this shirt? (1 Viewer)
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St. Louis Bob
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There were two classic stories. Friday night my cousin woke up at about 2 am and had to use the bathroom. Well he mistakenly walked out of the room and got locked out. Oh yeah, he was naked. His wife was passed out and wouldn't wake up and he didn't even bother to knock on our door. So he had to wake up his 24 yo daughter and explain the situation. Holy crap was that great.
Speaking of his 24 yo daughter, we met a girlfriend of hers after the game that lives in Chicago. A couple of years ago she was dog sitting for some friends of hers and the dog dies. She was told it was very old and they wouldn't be shocked if the dog died while they were on vacation. She doesn't know what to do so she calls the vet and he tells her to bring the dog in and they'll hold it until the owners get back. She doesn't have a car so she puts the carcass in a computer laptop bag and boards the train. When she gets off at her stop some guy cold cocks her and steals the bag.
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Me & Mrs. SLB in front of Wrigley.
Some fans that were sitting in front of us.
I pretty much was a drunken moron the entire time. Notice the two gals sitting behind us.
Speaking of his 24 yo daughter, we met a girlfriend of hers after the game that lives in Chicago. A couple of years ago she was dog sitting for some friends of hers and the dog dies. She was told it was very old and they wouldn't be shocked if the dog died while they were on vacation. She doesn't know what to do so she calls the vet and he tells her to bring the dog in and they'll hold it until the owners get back. She doesn't have a car so she puts the carcass in a computer laptop bag and boards the train. When she gets off at her stop some guy cold cocks her and steals the bag.
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Me & Mrs. SLB in front of Wrigley.
Some fans that were sitting in front of us.
I pretty much was a drunken moron the entire time. Notice the two gals sitting behind us.
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krista4
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There were two classic stories. Friday night my cousin woke up at about 2 am and had to use the bathroom. Well he mistakenly walked out of the room and got locked out. Oh yeah, he was naked. His wife was passed out and wouldn't wake up and he didn't even bother to knock on our door. So he had to wake up his 24 yo daughter and explain the situation. Holy crap was that great.
Speaking of his 24 yo daughter, we met a girlfriend of hers after the game that lives in Chicago. A couple of years ago she was dog sitting for some friends of hers and the dog dies. She was told it was very old and they wouldn't be shocked if the dog died while they were on vacation. She doesn't know what to do so she calls the vet and he tells her to bring the dog in and they'll hold it until the owners get back. She doesn't have a car so she puts the carcass in a computer laptop bag and boards the train. When she gets off at her stop some guy cold cocks her and steals the bag.
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Me & Mrs. SLB in front of Wrigley.
Some fans that were sitting in front of us.
I pretty much was a drunken moron the entire time. Notice the two gals sitting behind us.
And 
at the dead dog story.
St. Louis Bob
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It was a pretty awesome weekend. I had at least 5 different people tell me how cool it the cat shirt was. The bartender at the bar where we met NB offered to buy it from me. Which, by the way, it was great to meet NorvilleBarnes and his GF. Well for me at least.
Oh yeah. Another cousin was there with her boyfriend Matt and he decided to break out the hitter box in the alley next to the hotel Friday night. Some guy walks through and asks him what he is doing. He says "smoking pot, want some?" The guy says sure, acts like he is going to take a hit then puts it in his pocket and starts walking away. Matt yells at him to give the HB back and says "back off or you're going to get hurt." So Matt knocked him out cold with one punch. He then panicked because he isn't supposed to be getting in trouble and took off running forgetting the HB. He told my cousin he tripped and fell which is why his hand was bleeding.I also got a speeding ticket on the way home. 82/65 ETAI fixed the Wrigley pic.
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Homer J Simpson
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I wanna be SLB when I grow up.
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that shirt really gets around
St. Louis Bob
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It has a mind of its own.
Radical Larry
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St. Louis Bob
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Sorry GB.Something must be wrong with your links. I clicked on every one and didn't see a single pic of the 24 year old or her girlfriend.
St. Louis Bob
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I guess this shtick has been dead for awhile based on the number of replies.
Not that it matters to me.
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Not that it matters to me.
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St. Louis Bob
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Witness Protection Limo Service
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Radical Larry
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I hear that. We have a shelf in a kitchen cupboard that contains at least 25 coffee mugs. My wife is the only one in our house that drinks coffee.
St. Louis Bob
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About a year ago we had about 15 cups ourselves and my wife asks me why I'm giving a dozen of them away. Nobody in our house drinks coffee.Although I'm a little suspicious of Cal.
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Radical Larry
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I suppose I'm somewhat to blame. I probably get at least 2 or 3 coffee mugs as gifts every school year. I should stop bringing them home.
Although I'm a little suspicious of Cal.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I have vendors give them to me. WTF is this, 1977?I suppose I'm somewhat to blame. I probably get at least 2 or 3 coffee mugs as gifts every school year. I should stop bringing them home.
Although I'm a little suspicious of Cal.
Lake Titicaca
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Do tell. I'll take a PM.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Nobody ever makes it out my way. Probably because they get murdered or car jacked as soon as they make it to the city limits.SLB, if BSR ever make it out your way, we'll have to go out for drinks with you and Mrs. SLB!
Pretend I don't keep a notebook.
St. Louis Bob
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videoguy505
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Can you buy these shirts anywhere yet?
McJose
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99% sure they're out of print.
St. Louis Bob
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YSR
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McJose
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Reminds me of something...Some B&M friends are in a FF league that I'm not in. This league is notorious for their draft. You have to do a shot of Jager if you: Mispronounce somebody's name, draft someone who has already been picked, first one to draft a kicker/rookie/team defense.
Aside from the boozing (and probably a result of) they are notorious for making side bets. Everything from who will win the league to favorite team vs favorite team. One guy in the league is a huge 49ers fan. Another is a Raiderfan. They made a bet on who will win the match-up between Oakland and SF.
The loser of the bet has to get his picture taken with a 3rd member of the league (actually a FBG lurker). The two guys in the photo will have their arms around each other, shaking hands etc Or something like this.. Then the photo will be put on a t-shirt that will say "Homies for Life!". The loser will have to wear the shirt all day the next time the group is in Vegas.
St. Louis Bob
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That's our league minus the shirt & we don't need forced drinking.
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McJose
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I was going to ask you if you stayed in the Rush Tower. Pretty sweet rooms for Downtown.
Re: Airport Pic: "I can't smoke here? You know what? This shirt says I can smoke here, Chief."
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Trump Tight
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SLB = five stars
St. Louis Bob
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SLB = five stars
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
No kidding. Mine is about had it.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Forgot to post these from my training for the 1/2 marathon.
It's amazing the amount of change you can find on the ground and how thirsty I was.
It's amazing the amount of change you can find on the ground and how thirsty I was.
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