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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (3 Viewers)

Here are the ATS and SU results when Portland has been favored 6 or more points:

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Date  Spread Opponent Result12/26 -7.5   Kings    Won SU/Won ATS1/7   -6.5   Magic    Won SU/Lost ATS1/21  -6.5   Wizards  Lost SU2/19  -6.5   Suns     Lost SU3/2   -8     Wolves   Won SU/Won ATS3/4   -13    Cats     Won SU/Won ATS
They have been favorites 25 times this year, by an average of 4.4 points. In those games as favorites, Portland is 10-14-1 ATS with 10 of those as SU losses.They are 10-10-1 as home favorites with six of those as SU losses.
Do we have a breakdown of the last 10 or so games of each team? Just FEELS like Portland has been playing well and NY...well...you know.
 
Here are the ATS and SU results when Portland has been favored 6 or more points:

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Date  Spread Opponent Result12/26 -7.5   Kings    Won SU/Won ATS1/7   -6.5   Magic    Won SU/Lost ATS1/21  -6.5   Wizards  Lost SU2/19  -6.5   Suns     Lost SU3/2   -8     Wolves   Won SU/Won ATS3/4   -13    Cats     Won SU/Won ATS
They have been favorites 25 times this year, by an average of 4.4 points. In those games as favorites, Portland is 10-14-1 ATS with 10 of those as SU losses.They are 10-10-1 as home favorites with six of those as SU losses.
Do we have a breakdown of the last 10 or so games of each team? Just FEELS like Portland has been playing well and NY...well...you know.
who are u taking in okie state?
 
Here are the ATS and SU results when Portland has been favored 6 or more points:

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Date  Spread Opponent Result12/26 -7.5   Kings    Won SU/Won ATS1/7   -6.5   Magic    Won SU/Lost ATS1/21  -6.5   Wizards  Lost SU2/19  -6.5   Suns     Lost SU3/2   -8     Wolves   Won SU/Won ATS3/4   -13    Cats     Won SU/Won ATS
They have been favorites 25 times this year, by an average of 4.4 points. In those games as favorites, Portland is 10-14-1 ATS with 10 of those as SU losses.They are 10-10-1 as home favorites with six of those as SU losses.
Do we have a breakdown of the last 10 or so games of each team? Just FEELS like Portland has been playing well and NY...well...you know.
who are u taking in okie state?
I took OKst...doesn't mean much though. I just tailed.
 
This is what Portland looks like their last 15 games:

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Result                  ATSFeb 6 	@ Dallas Mavericks   	5.5 	201 	Lost  99 - 105   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 8 	@ Houston Rockets   	7 	211 	Lost  103 - 118   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 10 	@ Orlando Magic        -3 	196 	Lost  104 - 110   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 12 	@ Miami Heat   	        11 	199 	Lost  104 - 117   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 13 	@ New Orleans Hornets   4.5 	193 	Lost  63 - 99   	Loss  /  Under  Feb 19 	Phoenix Suns           -6.5 	193 	Lost  98 - 102   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 22 	@ Los Angeles Lakers   	9 	203 	Lost  107 - 111   	Win   /  Over  Feb 24 	Boston Celtics         -2 	192 	Won   92 - 86   	Win   /  Under  Feb 27 	Denver Nuggets   	2.5 	212 	Lost  109 - 111   	Win   /  Over  Mar 2 	Minnesota Timberwolves -8 	198 	Won   109 - 94   	Win   /  Over  Mar 4 	Charlotte Bobcats      -13 	197 	Won   122 - 105   	Win   /  Over  Mar 6 	@ Memphis Grizzlies   	7.5 	186 	Lost  85 - 91   	Win   /  Under  Mar 8 	@ San Antonio Spurs   	11.5 	201 	Won   136 - 106   	Win   /  Over  Mar 10 	@ New Orleans Hornets  -3.5 	195 	Lost  96 - 98   	Loss  /  Under  Mar 12 	Memphis Grizzlies   	1.5 	187 	Lost  97 - 102   	Loss  /  Over
 
Knicks' last 15 games:

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Result                  ATS   Feb 8 	@ Minnesota Timberwolves   	-6 	196 	Won   100 - 94   	Push  /  Under  Feb 10 	Los Angeles Clippers   	        -3.5 	192 	Lost  88 - 102   	Loss  /  Under  Feb 13 	Toronto Raptors   	        -8.5 	197 	Lost  88 - 92   	Loss  /  Under  Feb 20 	@ Indiana Pacers   	         4 	185 	Lost  91 - 125   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 22 	@ Toronto Raptors   	        -1.5 	193 	Lost  98 - 100   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 24 	Philadelphia 76ers   	        -11 	189 	Won   99 - 93   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 27 	Golden State Warriors   	-7.5 	205 	Won   109 - 105   	Loss  /  Over  Mar 1 	@ Washington Wizards   	        -3 	193 	Won   96 - 88   	Win   /  Under  Mar 3 	Miami Heat   	                 4.5 	196 	Lost  93 - 99   	Loss  /  Under  Mar 4 	@ Cleveland Cavaliers   	-3 	204 	Won   102 - 97   	Win   /  Under  Mar 6 	@ Detroit Pistons   	        -5.5 	195 	Won   87 - 77   	Win   /  Under  Mar 7 	Oklahoma City Thunder   	 8 	204 	Lost  94 - 95   	Win   /  Under  Mar 9 	Utah Jazz   	                -5.5 	191 	Won   113 - 84   	Win   /  Over  Mar 11 	@ Golden State Warriors   	 2.5 	202 	Lost  63 - 92   	Loss  /  Under  Mar 13 	@ Denver Nuggets   	         9 	207 	Lost  94 - 117   	Loss  /  Over
 
This is what Portland looks like their last 15 games:

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Result                  ATSFeb 6 	@ Dallas Mavericks   	5.5 	201 	Lost  99 - 105   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 8 	@ Houston Rockets   	7 	211 	Lost  103 - 118   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 10 	@ Orlando Magic        -3 	196 	Lost  104 - 110   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 12 	@ Miami Heat   	        11 	199 	Lost  104 - 117   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 13 	@ New Orleans Hornets   4.5 	193 	Lost  63 - 99   	Loss  /  Under  Feb 19 	Phoenix Suns           -6.5 	193 	Lost  98 - 102   	Loss  /  Over  Feb 22 	@ Los Angeles Lakers   	9 	203 	Lost  107 - 111   	Win   /  Over  Feb 24 	Boston Celtics         -2 	192 	Won   92 - 86   	Win   /  Under  Feb 27 	Denver Nuggets   	2.5 	212 	Lost  109 - 111   	Win   /  Over  Mar 2 	Minnesota Timberwolves -8 	198 	Won   109 - 94   	Win   /  Over  Mar 4 	Charlotte Bobcats      -13 	197 	Won   122 - 105   	Win   /  Over  Mar 6 	@ Memphis Grizzlies   	7.5 	186 	Lost  85 - 91   	Win   /  Under  Mar 8 	@ San Antonio Spurs   	11.5 	201 	Won   136 - 106   	Win   /  Over  Mar 10 	@ New Orleans Hornets  -3.5 	195 	Lost  96 - 98   	Loss  /  Under  Mar 12 	Memphis Grizzlies   	1.5 	187 	Lost  97 - 102   	Loss  /  Over
Ugh, not very promising....although a bunch of @s in there. Close losses to the Griz/Nugs, beating the Tics.
 
I don't want to come across as some sort of Morality Police, but a DVD player in the front-seat of a car...how is that even legal?
The short answer is, it's not... while you're driving. The way it's supposed to work is that it shuts off when the car is in drive, but there are codes you can find on the internet to disable that feature. I've had the in-dash DVD players since '04 or so. The first one was the Jensen flip-up DVD screen. That just died on me so I bought this new generation one, which doesn't flip up out of the console anymore. It's always there, as a flat screen right where the radio is in your car.If you wonder how I watch Sopranos episodes while I'm driving, now picture me doing that PLUS surfing FBG at the same time.

I try not to drink and drive though.

 
I have a series of the best bj's my wife has ever performed, all on one super 8 videocassette. It's labeled "training video" and it is stored with the old video camera in a shopping bag in our closet. We also have our wedding video on super 8, along with some other old videos of our kids. About 10 years ago, my wife had a baby shower for my sister-in-law at our house. I was gone hunting or fishing, whatever. So, out comes the wedding video. I guess that's what chicks do. So, they watch the wedding video, and while that is finishing, my wife gets up to clear some plates and glasses from the room and heads off to the kitchen. While she's gone, my sister decides to play another video out of the bag. My wife walks back in the room to a giant screen cap of her performing to her best. Sister-in-law is trying to turn the camera off, room is erupting with equal laughter and shock!

Five years later, we were still getting crap/kudos for that! Still don't know what happened to that video. Dammit!

 
I have a series of the best bj's my wife has ever performed, all on one super 8 videocassette. It's labeled "training video" and it is stored with the old video camera in a shopping bag in our closet. We also have our wedding video on super 8, along with some other old videos of our kids. About 10 years ago, my wife had a baby shower for my sister-in-law at our house. I was gone hunting or fishing, whatever. So, out comes the wedding video. I guess that's what chicks do. So, they watch the wedding video, and while that is finishing, my wife gets up to clear some plates and glasses from the room and heads off to the kitchen. While she's gone, my sister decides to play another video out of the bag. My wife walks back in the room to a giant screen cap of her performing to her best. Sister-in-law is trying to turn the camera off, room is erupting with equal laughter and shock!Five years later, we were still getting crap/kudos for that! Still don't know what happened to that video. Dammit!
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AS IF I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE WORLD WHO WATCHES PORN!!!! ....

while driving. :unsure:
Didnt some NBA player die in a car wreck while cranking it and watching porn?I wanna say he played for Seton Hall
You forgot drunk...On March 30, (2006) Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeas

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, “That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That’s how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He’s paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he’s shoveled somebody’s car on the top of the sidewalk.”

 
AS IF I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE WORLD WHO WATCHES PORN!!!! ....

while driving. :unsure:
When all of this TV in cars crap started, early 2000s, I was headed into work on night and saw a glow coming from the passenger seat of a car about 1/2 mile in front of me. Wondering what it was, and the glow coming from one of those jagoff left lane slow drivers, I made an effort to catch up to the car.

As I got about 1/4 mile behind the car I start to realize that it's a video screen in what appeared to be the sunvisor of the passenger seat.

Now I'm ever closer and I realize that the screen is showing some chick, possibly treyn's wife, slobbing knob.

"Kick ###! Now I have something to watch while I'm driving to work"

When it was all said and done, I guess I tailgated the guy to the point that he got pissed off. Then it turned into a high speed chase (100+ MPH) down the highway with some gangbanger thug tailing me after I flipped him off and he appeared to flash a piece in my direction.

 
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got_nugs,

comfortably numb,

shake zula

I'm splitting 10's

 
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