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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (6 Viewers)

Is there a resource that can tell me which conference is supplying officials to which bowl games? I would like to avoid Big 12 refs, if possible. Those guys could #### up a sunny day.

 
Raider Nation said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
ChainsawU said:
Chris Petersen is 92-12 SU in his career as HC. He has led Boise State to a BG every year since 2006. They are 5-2 SU and ATS in BG (link). He is 7-2 SU and ATS overall on neutral (link).
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I thought he left?
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:goodposting:

This d-bag interim coach will be lucky to get a job at a car wash after this performance.
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Epic fail on this guys part. Completely sold his starting QB down the river for a BS action and completely lost his team.

 
Back from Atlantic City from the past week.

Finally. Lost a few thou.

I do this every year and I'll do it again. Great collection of people I know in this thread. Thanks for making me laugh being good non-political ####s, and generally being good people. Merry Christmas to my friends here and anyone else checking in the thread.

 
John Bender said:
Back from Atlantic City from the past week.

Finally. Lost a few thou.

I do this every year and I'll do it again. Great collection of people I know in this thread. Thanks for making me laugh being good non-political ####s, and generally being good people. Merry Christmas to my friends here and anyone else checking in the thread.
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Amen brohan.... Merry Christmas to you.

 
Say a little prayer for a meatball calzone that passed on tonight. It was a thing of beauty. 3.5 lbs of meat, breadcrubs, sauce, spices and mozzarella cheese wrapped in a large ball of dough. In the end the dough just wasnt enough to hold together all the goodness and it gave way at 9:45 EST today.

It's being reborn as a crock pot surprise for lunch tomorrow. A few dinner rolls and a ladle are going to save the legacy of that beautiful *******.

 
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Interim coach's 2H strategic speech consisted of "Go out there and have some fun."

:lol:

F--king Lombardi, this guy.
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Might as well have just been honest. "Lets go out there and run the clock out ASAP and lets get a collection together to bribe the pilot into staying 24 more hours so we can hit the beach and I can delay getting fired".

 
For what its worth (Hint: very little) baring a major change to the offense, an injury, or the whole underclassman O-line transferring out Ajayi is going to be at the very top of College RB's next year.

 
I'm completely convinced that tequila can and will kill you. This may be goodnight or dirtnap. Pedro just pulled out a foil wrapper of which may contain peyote. Merry Christmas Gueros!!

 
Pedro just told me in no way his name was Pedro. I told him that I had a picture of his mother sucking my ####. He drew a knife, I drew a gun. Hilarity ensued.

 
I love how Steve Levy keeps mentioning that Boise "just needed a little more time on the clock."

He is completely unaware that Oregon State stopped trying to score at halftime.

 
Nice gig for the random ACC ref. "Want a free trip to Hawaii this Christmas? All you have to do is say hitting the ball out of bounds on an onside kick is Oaky".

:shrug:

 
Treynwreck3 said:
ChainsawU said:
Treynwreck3 said:
She's on the phone with her crazy ### sister, who just so happens to be my brothers wife. Brothers married sisters. We were first. They are the weird ones.
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That's :censored: hot bro. Btw, you have got to tell us more about this homegrown mezcal you keep talking about. I picked up some herradura today. Gold. I'm not playing around!
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We have a ranch in west Texas, northwest of Del Rio. Our ranch is filthy with Sotol. Sotol is a variety of Agave. It's got a very high sugar quotient (that's not the correct way to explain it). I have an old Mexican friend that comes out to the ranch and harvests the bulbous hearts of these Sotol plants and makes a version of tequila out of it. Pretty good stuff. It will make you root for the Spurs even if you hate them. :)
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My bro came to visit me this summer. My bro that I haven't seen in a bit who used to make sure I used to not die. My bro that knows what organic is. And he left me some _nugs during the summer. What better time to partake.

:shrug:

 
If you had to get stupid diet coke refills and listen to music that wasn't played loud enough - and didn't even get roofied - then you would understand.

 
The one girl that locked me down. She told me not to settle on the first bird they flipped you. She had all the info she needed after she sat down with me for a minute. link

 
Doctor Detroit said:
Things I did today:

  • Invented a company called Apple
  • Married a supermodel. I have pictures but if you want to meet her she'll be "unavailable."
  • Saved a disabled pregnant woman from being eaten by sharks
  • Won the daily double, twice, at Pimlico (Thanks BRONG!)
  • Wrote an existential paper on consciousness (did not tail Eugene Ionesco)
  • Won four games of dominoes with guys in the hood, they just handed me their guns afterwardCurrent life record 121-1 +7,003,656 units

    All those plays were mine, you're welcome. :thumbup:
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Doctor Detroit said:
When I left for the airport to pick up my two folks returning from their seven month Afghanistan deployment, the hockey game was 1-1. After I picked them up, got them to their families and returned their weapons it was still 1-1. I thought my phone was stuck or something, silly.

Glad Bender got laid, the two people I picked up tonight are headed for some good times I think (not together, pretty sure they hate each other by now although the female is smoking hot and a favorite of mine so no one messes with her). There was a chick in her early twenties in a tight lime green skirt and an amazing stinker waiting for her man. She had her ### pressed up against a glass divider for some time and I thought about my friend who drives a bus that says there are people who lick the glass. Seemed like the right thing to do tonight but with her standing there I thought I might make her feel uncomfortable.
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ChainsawU said:
Hey guys, this is probably old news to most of you, but just a heads-up for those handicapping Miss Universe this year; Miss Puerto Rico is not actually from Puerto Rico. She was born in Holland of a Dutch father and Dominican mother. Also, Miss Australia is confirmed to be rested and in top form after after battling a nasty cold the past few days.
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Pro Tip #3: Always have a paramedic chick who works ungodly hours in Dallas - like 6am on Xmas morning - that you can text sweet nothings to after you have stayed up all night drinking and she needs a little "pick me up" after choosing such a bizarre lifestyle and you feel like something to flirt with

 
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