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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (9 Viewers)

The plan was to get everyone on the same parlay.

You ####ers jumped the gun and ruined it all.

Next week someone else should try to wrangle you circus animals and run this thing.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS IN THE WAGERING THREAD

 
'John Bender said:
The plan was to get everyone on the same parlay.You ####ers jumped the gun and ruined it all.Next week someone else should try to wrangle you circus animals and run this thing.THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS IN THE WAGERING THREAD
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Relax. I'm new to throwing away money, something I have mastered in the past 72 hours.
 
Some of the biggest NCAA lines don't have ML where I'm at, but otherwise I'm riding along with the parlay. 49ers/Hawks/Lehigh here.

:popcorn:

 
late to the party, so i threw this in. Have no idea what i even bet on:

Chicago vs. San Francisco - ESPN 11/19/12

08:40PM 436 SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS -210

Denver vs. Memphis 11/19/12

08:05PM 508 MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES -300

Long Beach State vs. Arizona 11/19/12

09:00PM 518 ARIZONA -17 -110

Washington State vs. Kansas - CBE HALL OF FAME CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP - ESPN2 11/19/12

10:00PM 560 KANSAS -13½ -110

Fairfield vs. Lehigh - NIT CONSOLATION ROUND 11/19/12

08:30PM 572 LEHIGH -7 -110

 
'The Ref said:
Robert Morris
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Funny story about Robert Morris.The girl I dated junior year of high school, who still has the most amazing cans I ever had in my mouth, had a 15-year-old sister and a 13-year-old brother. Usually me and the girl used to go to her house immediately after school since her parents were at work and the other two kids were still in school, to bang. She was a very vocal lover, really record book vocal and we got good at humping together.One day I kept hearing something, and like any 17-year-old boy, I was always keeping an ear out for her Dad showing up. I had to stop her a few times and she said it was nothing, she was sure her Dad was accounted for. So like five minutes later (could have been 2 minutes or 20 minutes when you're 17) I saw the door open out of the corner of my eye. Standing there was her brother, who didn't say a word. She yelled at him to go away and he left without saying a word.Maybe a month later I went over to see if she was home on a Saturday or Sunday and she wasn't there. But her 15-year-old sister was there and she was hotter than the gf, and just as willing. So after applying my somewhat raw game I had her shirt off and her pants down on the kitchen counter. I was like 20 seconds away from being in 66.6% of the females in this fine family (Mom was hots0r) and I turn around and that damn kid was standing there looking at us. He never said a word, just walked away. He never told the older sister either and I hear he went to Robert Morris and is a big-time corporate lawyer now wielding unimaginable power. I always thought he was going to hunt me down and kill me, so I never bet against Robert Morris. :unsure:
 
Both teams are aware that this will be a slugfest, so they will make extra sure they don't get hurt on special teams. I can't see Hester or Ginn being allowed to make a game-changing return. As for INTs, that's always a concern but this game figures to look like something out of a 1948 playbook.

 
'John Bender said:
The plan was to get everyone on the same parlay.You ####ers jumped the gun and ruined it all.Next week someone else should try to wrangle you circus animals and run this thing.THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS IN THE WAGERING THREAD
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Yeah but that's why things are so awesome here. If one person pulls it out, it's like we all won! Isn't it? :mellow:
 
Longshot play:

RB doesn't have the props up tonight. But I would go with Moss 1st TD Scored. Kind of like the Steez did last night, with two strong defenses the gameplan might be to go deep early and have the other guys play from behind all night. And Kap can get the ball deep.

 
DD, I have a story which is remarkably similar to yours, involving two hot sisters. One of which was my g/f in high school.

However, I only ended up in one of them, so you got me there.

But if I get drunk enough during the game, I'll try to think of a way to tell the tale in PG-13 fashion.

 
Got tied up earlier and missed the official picks, but here's what I've got:

Code: 
Parlay (6 Teams)	bet 50.00 to win 328.61	Result: PendingNuggets(Denver)	 Grizzlies(Memphis) Grizzlies(Memphis) -290Rockets(Houston)	Jazz(Utah)	Jazz(Utah) -290Fairfield	Lehigh	 Lehigh -310SMississippi	SamHoustonSt	 SMississippi -180UCLA	Georgetown	UCLA -300Bears(Chicago)	49ers(SanFrancisco)	 49ers(SanFrancisco) -190
 
'Raider Nation said:
DD, I have a story which is remarkably similar to yours, involving two hot sisters. One of which was my g/f in high school.However, I only ended up in one of them, so you got me there.But if I get drunk enough during the game, I'll try to think of a way to tell the tale in PG-13 fashion.
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Shadow wagering thread at :e:?We need to get Chainsaw over there...
 
'Good said:
'Raider Nation said:
DD, I have a story which is remarkably similar to yours, involving two hot sisters. One of which was my g/f in high school.However, I only ended up in one of them, so you got me there.But if I get drunk enough during the game, I'll try to think of a way to tell the tale in PG-13 fashion.
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Shadow wagering thread at :e:?We need to get Chainsaw over there...
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What a horror show that would be.EDIT: the mirror site idea; not Chainsaw's participation.
 
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'Raider Nation said:
'Good said:
'Raider Nation said:
DD, I have a story which is remarkably similar to yours, involving two hot sisters. One of which was my g/f in high school.However, I only ended up in one of them, so you got me there.But if I get drunk enough during the game, I'll try to think of a way to tell the tale in PG-13 fashion.
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Shadow wagering thread at :e:?We need to get Chainsaw over there...
Click to expand...
What a horror show that would be.EDIT: the mirror site idea; not Chainsaw's participation.
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Every front room needs a back room.I'm watching MNF en espanol. This is awesome.
 
UCLA within 4...

And with hindsight being 20/20 pretty obvious Chicago is already looking to MIN and has nothing in the tank after the huge game with HOU last week.... and Campbell is terrible.

 
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