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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (5 Viewers)

Hey, I'm 3-0 so far in this thread for the playoffs (4-0 if you count the under on the HOU game). Just want to get on the record that I'm with SEA -3 in this one.

 
I love how McDonald's just doesn't give two flying ####s about being accused of fostering stereotypes.

Ad Exec: OK, how about we play some slow R&B in the background while we show a black man eating a McRib?

CEO: Love it!

 
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'Plorfu said:
Mobutu Sese Seko ‏@MobuteRay Lewis was involved in a double murder and is beloved by writers. Barry Bonds took dinger medicine and is considered worse than Hitler.Retweeted by Old Hoss Radbourn
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He makes a great point. Bonds was legendarily ####ty to writers.
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I know a long, long-time umpire and once asked him what player was the biggest p r i c k in all his years of umpiring. Bonds of course, by a wide margin. I'm no fan of Ray, for that matter.
 
'Plorfu said:
I love how McDonald's just doesn't give two flying ####s about being accused of fostering stereotypes.Ad Exec: OK, how about we play some slow R&B in the background while we show a black man eating a McRib?CEO: Love it!
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They use psychologically tested unappealing color scheme and uncomfortable furniture in their restaurants to increase customer turnover.
 
i'm bummed that i have almost no money on this Was-Sea game (compared to the other one's this weekend). i just don't know how it will go, just hoping live betting is good

 
For my 50K post... no stories.

I would just like to say Thank You to my wagering thread brothers.

You guys make me laugh a hundred times a day. It's like a home away from home in here.

Large-breasted women for all of you in the coming year!!!

:wub:

:banned:

 
'bryan11joseph said:
Really like this parlay, with an opportunity to hedge on Ark St tonight. Booked it at 5:1WagerType:PARLAY (5 TEAMS)Date: Team:Jan 06 CFB [268] KENT STATE +3½-110Jan 06 NBA [801] OKLAHOMA CITY -280Jan 06 CBB [811] SYRACUSE -550Jan 06 CBB [820] MICHIGAN -14-110Jan 06 CBB [836] LOYOLA MARYLAND -360
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Down to the last leg - let it ride????? Or hedge?
 
Wisc- 11 Neb- 8 with 7:57 left in the first half. However, don't let the score fool you: These teams are even worse than that. Good God my eyeballs are burning.

 
'bryan11joseph said:
'bryan11joseph said:
Really like this parlay, with an opportunity to hedge on Ark St tonight. Booked it at 5:1WagerType:PARLAY (5 TEAMS)Date: Team:Jan 06 CFB [268] KENT STATE +3½-110Jan 06 NBA [801] OKLAHOMA CITY -280Jan 06 CBB [811] SYRACUSE -550Jan 06 CBB [820] MICHIGAN -14-110Jan 06 CBB [836] LOYOLA MARYLAND -360
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Down to the last leg - let it ride????? Or hedge?
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I could never post a parlay like that I'm so damn superstitious. GL!
 
'Raider Nation said:
For my 50K post... no stories.

I would just like to say Thank You to my wagering thread brothers.

You guys make me laugh a hundred times a day. It's like a home away from home in here.

Large-breasted women for all of you in the coming year!!!

:wub:

:banned:
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Clorox to Mrs. Clorox: "Honey, how do you feel about breast implants?"Cheers GB, all the best to you!!

 
'Doctor Detroit said:
50kSo I was in Africa about ten years ago and as you can imagine, pretty much anything goes there. Gas stations consisted of benzine in a glass bottle, kids would fight like jackals over a snickers you just gave them and I have actually seen a chick fill a pot hole in town with a healthy poop in the middle of the day. I was there with the Air Force and there are a lot of rules governing behavior, dealing with the population and things that could hurt the credibility of the mission.So we were in Northern Cameroon near the Tchad, Nigeria and Central African Republic borders, the outer edges of the Sahara. We were staying in a pretty decent hotel for the mission which was to deliver and administer various medical treatments to villages all over this wasteland. Pretty cool, people walked 50 miles to come get a tooth pulled!So General Order #1 was absolutely, under no circumstances...were we to have the secks with any local chicks. Reason? Estimated Aids rates in the local area were 30% to 60%!!! Problem was when we'd get back to the hotel each night there were 15-20 scantily dressed African women, fully browned and delicious. Anyway, they were all hookers. So they had to remove them every night after complaints from the command staff but they kept coming back. So I wasn't going to let a good opportunity pass me by so I asked one of the girls what their rates were. I was referred to a man in a felt hat (Even if it wasn't felt I wanted it to be, so it was) who tried to tell me it was $100 for an hour. I said nothing turned and walked away. So the guy chased me down and almost tackled me. He said $50? I said $10? He said $40? I said $10. He said no, I left.So I told this story to some weird guy we were out there with (he was an inoculation specialist or something) and he said he had never had a black woman. I told them he would be taking a big chance even with latex and he said he had other ideas. So the next day I went back to the Felt Hat and began what was to be an hour of intense negotiations. I said I would not pay $40 for one, but would pay $40 for three. His starting point for three was $150 which I told him made no sense if he was giving me one for $40. When we finally settled on a price we had to start all over again because he wanted to pick the girls, some cost more than others apparently which I thought he was making up on the spot (Nigerian guy). So finally we settled on three girls of my choice for $65. Now the guy that wanted one had already given me $40 plus a $20 "finders fee" which allowed me two girls for $5. But I wasn't crazy enough to do anything with chicks that might have Aids-ridden ######s, so I took all three girls to the hotel manager's office where we had access to a cot and the twot. Went to get the guy and brought him down to see the girls but did not tell him there were three. When he got there he said, "so which one do I get?" I said, "all three, two on me buddy." I told him I needed to see all the girls naked to make sure they met his high standards first so I had all three strip down and then felt sick I wasn't able to do anything. He assured me all he was getting was a handy and whatever else, but no penetration (I didn't care, I did it for the comedy and the borderline criminal aspects). Left the guy and the girls, went about my business and then to my room (we were staying three to a room IIRC). About two hours later I heard a knock on the door next door and heard, "sir, we have a problem!" The vice commander was next door, he went with the MP to investigate. Apparently the guy I got the girls for not only had intercourse with them but also left his DNA in one of the girls on purpose, which the girl didn't agree to nor particularly care for. So a huge fight broke out and the girls took the guy's cloths and locked him in the office. The MPs heard the ruckus and responded and when they got there they saw a naked Airman on top of the guy with the felt hat, rolling around on the floor with a couple of homeless dogs. The girls were screaming, a crowd formed and some bystanders (possibly gangsters) had even brandished a weapon. MPs broke it up and they did interviews and all of that. I was ####ed, no way this dude was going to leave me out of this I thought...I was gonna be sent home in disgrace for arranging a prostitution ring. So that night, nothing. Next day, nothing. No one came to talk to me. A few days later I finally saw the guy and he just smiled, nothing was said. They sent him home that day but he allegedly told the MPs a story of deceit and betrayal, a heinous crime was committed against him. He said that the guy in the felt hat wanted his seed and the three girls were the man's daughters. At knife point he was to impregnate all three, or die. Stranger things have happened in Africa...Not sure if he ever got the Aids. :shrug: :dropsmicwalksoffstage:
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Much more believable than Carver's fake story.
 
NEB - 19 WISC - 19 - Halftime. These guys are destroying the corn-fed white guys from the Midwest myth with every bricked layup and knee-dribble. And I'm LOVING it!

 
As great as the DirecTV GENIE girl makes me feel :wub: ...seeing that d-bag, "Pitbull" right after, ruins it. What a kook.

 
I got enough points now where I can buy out of this over at halftime and eat the vig.

Griffin can't move AT ALL. I don't like the looks of that.

 
This is going to revert back to the original line at the half with a TD here. Skins last leg of my teaser at +16.5. Not feeling good about it. Excited to see what the bookies offer here at the half.

 
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Nebraska/Wisky isn't exactly LMU/American Int'l, is it?
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This thing could go to multiple OT's and I'd still feel good about the under. Now begins the part where I debate whether I should risk upsetting the Gambling Gods and actually submit this. You know what? Screw it. I'm hitting submit.
 
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