Now that it's week 5 in college we know more things.
Here's what I'm looking at with my awful Drunken Uncle analysis
Feel free to disagree and talk me out of anything:
Illinois/Penn State under 42
Penn State offense sucks and their kicker sucks worse. Illinois sucks to the 3rd degree. All 4 Penn State games have gone under this year and their defense is actually admirable. I'm riding it out. I'm a straight rider.
Buffalo +16 @ Uconn
Uconn is terrible. They shouldn't be laying this many points to any DI team. Gimme the loot, gimme the loot.
Wake Forest -2 vs. Duke
Come on. Duke playing patsies all year and getting over rated. They suck balls. Insider tip from my brother who attends Duke "they ####### blow; their football team always blows". Don't - don't - don't believe the hype.
Northern Illinois -10 vs. Central Michigan
This is a touts 5 star play of the season. Lock city #####, lock lock city #####.
Duke was on Phil Steele's most improved teams in the nation list. Before the 3-1 start. Phil Steele knows more about college football than anyone. Past performance does not indicate future results. I rest my case. I like Buffalo and the PSU/ILL under.
My brother is a true insider (this is shtick btw, well he does go to Duke, but he's a weird hipster/mixed martial arts fighter dude and knows nothing about football). Phil Steele cost me half my rent payment last month.
Phil Steele can SAD with AIDS on the tip.
BTW gusYou should never tail me on anything but tennis once in a while.
I'm here to get drunk, tail the hot hand, and ridicule anyone who shows up, posts picks for 3 weeks with some new system and then disappears. It's what we do here. I have money and nothing to do with it. I like to waste it on non-discretionary things like gambling for the high.