FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (4 Viewers)

[ChainsawU]

mo you have no room to talk considering your avatar

 

[modogg]

mo you have no room to talk considering your avatar

I am staring at state regulations for treatment foster care for the last 5 hours. I feel like an old, washed-up shell of what used to be a bright beacon of hope, brimming with opportunities for countless ladies. I need to do something to change that, so let's give this a shot...

 

[ChainsawU]

my girl has a bag of hot cheetos on the ottoman that I didn't even realize she had. stay tuned she is unleashing things as we speak

 

[ChainsawU]

she is waking up I can't hang around any more tonight. gotta go

 

[lumpy19]

pretty good looking teaser card today

bal

no

min

phi

hou

 

[The Ref]

she is waking up I can't hang around any more tonight. gotta go

 

[The Ref]

pretty good looking teaser card todaybalnominphihou

I just put these in with SF and Pitt.Lets do this.

 

[ChainsawU]

CINCINNATI BENGALS 175

40/70

 

[TheGooRoo]

Well. Gooroo just absolutely went in dry on sports book today.

Yeah buddy.

With no Vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.

The amusing part is that after last weeks pummeling, you know management gathered in some little boiler room, voices raised, hair and dress shirts disheveled, trying to figure out how the hell they can slow us down. One of them blurts out a brilliant suggestion....release lines on Saturday instead of Friday, shrink their window, surely they won't be able to put together a card that can hurt us with a mere few hours to r&d. The master plan backfires. 19-3. The guy that had the "brilliant" plan is now unemployed, and since he's in Costa Rica, not even Obama can help him. Tomorrow, they will sit down with the same disheveled dress shirts. It's likely that cuts will be coming, but at least everyone should have more presents under their Christmas tree for their families, assuming Santa Sportsbook can cut everyone a check in 6 weeks

 

[John Bender]

Well. Gooroo just absolutely went in dry on sports book today.

Yeah buddy.

With no Vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.

The amusing part is that after last weeks pummeling, you know management gathered in some little boiler room, voices raised, hair and dress shirts disheveled, trying to figure out how the hell they can slow us down. One of them blurts out a brilliant suggestion....release lines on Saturday instead of Friday, shrink their window, surely they won't be able to put together a card that can hurt us with a mere few hours to r&d. The master plan backfires. 19-3. The guy that had the "brilliant" plan is now unemployed, and since he's in Costa Rica, not even Obama can help him. Tomorrow, they will sit down with the same disheveled dress shirts. It's likely that cuts will be coming, but at least everyone should have more presents under their Christmas tree for their families, assuming Santa Sportsbook can cut everyone a check in 6 weeks

I've been keeping my bet size small 10-15 in hopes of not getting cut here. If we can keep hitting at the rate we did this week, I'll just slowly chip away.

I don't want to go all Jihad on them in my first week back. You can shear a sheep 1000 times, but skin him only once.

 

[Frostillicus]

CBB: Marshall +4

 

[Guster]

pretty good looking teaser card todaybalnominphihou

I just put these in with SF and Pitt.Lets do this.

I'll probably swap out MIN for one/both of SF/PIT. I just don't trust that MIN game at all. Same for NYG/CIN

 

[Angry Beavers]

To Guster's point, MIN is also +3 at some places, like RB, thus falling outside of the window. I completely agree.

 

[swirvenirvin]

Hernandez out

adding Welker over 6.5 (-150)

 

[ArbyMelt]

Well. Gooroo just absolutely went in dry on sports book today.

Yeah buddy.

With no Vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.

The amusing part is that after last weeks pummeling, you know management gathered in some little boiler room, voices raised, hair and dress shirts disheveled, trying to figure out how the hell they can slow us down. One of them blurts out a brilliant suggestion....release lines on Saturday instead of Friday, shrink their window, surely they won't be able to put together a card that can hurt us with a mere few hours to r&d. The master plan backfires. 19-3. The guy that had the "brilliant" plan is now unemployed, and since he's in Costa Rica, not even Obama can help him. Tomorrow, they will sit down with the same disheveled dress shirts. It's likely that cuts will be coming, but at least everyone should have more presents under their Christmas tree for their families, assuming Santa Sportsbook can cut everyone a check in 6 weeks

I've been keeping my bet size small 10-15 in hopes of not getting cut here. If we can keep hitting at the rate we did this week, I'll just slowly chip away.

I don't want to go all Jihad on them in my first week back. You can shear a sheep 1000 times, but skin him only once.

FWIW .... I've been staying at $75-$100 ...and have gotten through 2+ months w/o being a cut, but I fully expect the hammer to come down soon. Yesterday was unbelievable.

 

[Angry Beavers]

RR by 3 teasers of Bal/NO/Phi/Hou - taking Miin out - I though about putting SF and/or Pit but passed. I might regret that. While I think Pit rolls over KC, so does everyone and don't forget Amendola comes back for STL today.

Parlay of Car +4/NE-Buf O 53.5

Teaser of Bal/no/phi/sf/hou/pit

Det -3. +105 - I don't see Ponder being able to throw consistently without Harvin.

GLTA

AB

 

[gussy]

Oregon/Cal over 33

I'm drunk. This is not going to end well.

God Dammit Gussy.In, OVER 32.5 (+100) for a unit

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH...SOMETIMES I GET A GOOD FEELING...YEAH.[/sI GET A FEELING THAT I NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER HAD BEFORE BEFORE...NO, NO

I GET A GOOD FEELING, YEAH!

Fabulous ####### day.

definitely should let your buddy know how much you made today making plays, could have all been his....

Sent him the dollar amount via text, he's at a GNR concert with his hos. I gamble for this, and I'm a lot closer to it after today. Maybe I'll never get it, but I'm gonna keep trying.

I need to see pics of said ho's to determine whether I'd rather have the watch or the ho's.

One on the left is one of them

meh. Nice rack, doesn't strike me as the type of girl that's down for the 3 way sechs. For now, watch 1 ho's 0

 

[John Bender]

Let it Whip has been replaced by the new Official Wagering thread

So let it be written; so let it be done. It is known.

P.S. Rest in peace baby girl TeenaMarie

 

[Tiger Fan]

Teased these in 3s:

bal

no

min

phi

hou

Also

Saints ML/o53.5 parlay

Cowheard 7pt tease

 

[gussy]

Miami Heat -2

 

[John Bender]

Drinking a pumpkin spice coffee, listening to the Charlie Brown christmas soundtrack and playing werewolf.

Slap it high?

 

[gussy]

NFL Card (otherwise known as make up day)

7 point teased the following sides/totals in groups of 2:

Bengals +11 1/2

Panthers +11 1/2

Ravens -2

Saints +8

Seahawks +1

49ers -6

Texans +8

Steelers -6

Pats/Bills under 61

Bears/Texans under 45 1/2

Also little parlay

Bills/Pats under 54

Panthers +4 1/2

Lions -3

Cowboys -2

Cowboys -2

Go team

 

[Guster]

Got this note from SB this morning:

Dear guster,This is an email in relation to the wagering activity in your account.We've noticed that you have been placing bets on opposite sides of a line on our juiceless and half juice games. Please note, playing opposite sides is not permitted on our site. We offer these juiceless bets in the understanding that customers will not try to take advantage of these bets by placing the same wager on both sides.We do not encourage customers to bet both sides of a line and we kindly request that you refrain from doing so in the future.Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience this matter may have caused you. Your co-operation is greatly appreciated.Should you require further assistance or information, please don't hesitate to contact us backSincerely,Account Management and Research

Didn't remember doing this, so I hopped on LiveChat. Looks like it was a mistake on their end, but I don't like knowing that they're watching me...

 

[optionmaven]

Dog Day Afternoon RR by 2's and 3's. Saints +110, Bengals +180, Vikings +150, and the Titans +245.

 

[John Bender]

mquinn:

report to Breaking Bad Dynasty League if you read this before the 1 oclock games. Actually, just check your gmail please.

 

[modogg]

Realbettors has become real funny. they are very sensitive to not lines sit in teaser windows if they can. they had Cincy at 4.5 for a few minutes, and quickly yanked it back

 

[John Bender]

Realbettors has become real funny. they are very sensitive to not lines sit in teaser windows if they can. they had Cincy at 4.5 for a few minutes, and quickly yanked it back

I think I'm done at RB. I lost a good chunk of change on there this month. I'm not blaming them for that whatsoever, but no props, no exotics, live betting is fluky, tie is a loss for teasers. It's just not very bettor friendly these days.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

anyone else having issues with 5dimes this weekend? takes minutes for a simple page to load, if it loads at all.

 

[lumpy19]

anyone else having issues with 5dimes this weekend? takes minutes for a simple page to load, if it loads at all.

mirror.5dimes.eu or propbet.eu are mirror sites...should help...5dimes.tv is the mobile site, sometimes use that too

 

[lumpy19]

I didn't understand them ignoring the Harvin injury either. Still, Vikings are in the Wong zone last I checked.

I agree with you, for some reason they took the game off the board when his injury was announced and then opened it back up at basically the same line. They're paying for it now, gameday move almost thru 3 is piles of money.GO LIONS!(but let minny cover the teaser, which is now a bad teaser leg )

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I'm working on a corrective action plan for one of the program I oversee, and i refuse to close out the tab with the picture of that girl. It's like I am holding onto any bit of youth I may still have through this. Hoy ve....Any of you guys in here having a bachelor party soon? I don't think I care where it is or what you want to do, as long as there is young tail around to interact with, I think I will be good to go. As long as the Cowpokes cover tomorrow, I'll pay!!!

You can join our fantasy baseball league, draft is in Baltimore 2nd week of March. Fours days of drinking and looking and young women.

Careful what you wish for DD. Next thing you know you'll have some sloppy, fatty walking down the street looking for your place with a cooler and a hard hat filled with beers. Probably yelling up and down the street looking for poor females who will be hiding from the obnoxious jerk.

That sounds like 2/3 of the league already.

 

[The Ref]

Got this note from SB this morning:

Sincerely,

Account Management and Research

I'd imagine most of us must have been looked at after this weekend. Scary to think they have this department.

 

[The Ref]

Well. Gooroo just absolutely went in dry on sports book today.

Yeah buddy.

With no Vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.

The amusing part is that after last weeks pummeling, you know management gathered in some little boiler room, voices raised, hair and dress shirts disheveled, trying to figure out how the hell they can slow us down. One of them blurts out a brilliant suggestion....release lines on Saturday instead of Friday, shrink their window, surely they won't be able to put together a card that can hurt us with a mere few hours to r&d. The master plan backfires. 19-3. The guy that had the "brilliant" plan is now unemployed, and since he's in Costa Rica, not even Obama can help him. Tomorrow, they will sit down with the same disheveled dress shirts. It's likely that cuts will be coming, but at least everyone should have more presents under their Christmas tree for their families, assuming Santa Sportsbook can cut everyone a check in 6 weeks

When I tell you I used to have the same joke story with my Hockey Prop pal I mean it. We would always talk about the guy who lives in Antigua who never saw a hockey game in his life is sitting there sweating and up late at nights because he had to set the shot on goal props the next day and three of his workmates were already fired earlier in the week.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Dolphins>WAIT!

 

[Billy Bats]

Dolphins>WAIT!

terrible.

 

[gussy]

Cam Newton is horrible. There. I said it.

 

[The Ref]

Been a little while since I have had some pops as I have a lot going on in my life. I picked up a 4 pack of Dogfish 90 min a the store this AM. About half way through beer two. I feel like I have had



Drinking after drying out for a while is great, esp on a great weather day with football.

 

[Raider Nation]

Here's a couple of plays from an older gambler who calls Mad Dog's show on Sirius every week. He gives one NFL play and one college play each week and he usually nails both of them more times than not.Bengals +4 against the Giants. He thinks they win outright.Oregon State +4 @ Stanford and +155 on the ML.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Cam Newton is horrible. There. I said it.

I said this a couple of years ago about Vince Young and was labeled a racist. First and only time I've ever been accused of that.

 

[gussy]

Cam Newton is horrible. There. I said it.

I said this a couple of years ago about Vince Young and was labeled a racist. First and only time I've ever been accused of that.

Some of my best friends are black, lol.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Here's a couple of plays from an older gambler who calls Mad Dog's show on Sirius every week. He gives one NFL play and one college play each week and he usually nails both of them more times than not.Bengals +4 against the Giants. He thinks they win outright.Oregon State +4 @ Stanford and +155 on the ML.

I gave the Bengals play to my buddy in Vegas, he took the Giants. I'm not answering his texts anymore.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I gave the Bengals play to my buddy in Vegas, he took the Giants. I'm not answering his texts anymore.

this guy might be a worse gambler than LHUCKS

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Cam Newton is horrible. There. I said it.

I said this a couple of years ago about Vince Young and was labeled a racist. First and only time I've ever been accused of that.

Some of my best friends are black, lol.

I am black.

 

[Clorox]

So are we comfortable with these teasers riding on the crappy Eagles?

 

[got_nugs]

CINCINNATI BENGALS 17540/70

 

[ChainsawU]

I'm going to Twin Peaks with my car salesman buddy for an hour and then out drinking with a bunch of gay guys. They have two girls they want to set me up with.

Dallas vs. Philadelphia

Over 1Q 7½ -105

210/200

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I gave the Bengals play to my buddy in Vegas, he took the Giants. I'm not answering his texts anymore.

this guy might be a worse gambler than LHUCKS

The sad thing is that not one ounce of what I've told you guys is shtick. 100% true. Plus he didn't get laid last night because he isn't adjusting well to the time change, had to go to bed at 9 pm. He's 30 years old, this is just epic

 

[Clorox]

So are we comfortable with these teasers riding on the crappy Eagles?

C'mon guys - game face here. The stupid Eagles screwed me last week.

 

[The Ref]

There is a massive shortage of Vaseline in this country right now. No Lube available what-so-ever.

 

[modogg]

So are we comfortable with these teasers riding on the crappy Eagles?

C'mon guys - game face here. The stupid Eagles screwed me last week.

the key with the Eagles has been big plays. no big plays with no OL. but these teams know each other very well, so maybe it stays close. i doubt it though