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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (12 Viewers)

'Doctor Detroit said:
Watch when Air Force scores a TD. I'll be in the endzone waiving my hat around if there is a TD scored near me. Blue jacket, blue hat, blue tie. Also when they show the Rice cheerleaders, the one without panties has my soup recipe.
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:useless: (of her, so we know your game, and of you, so we know who to look for. I'm sure many dudes will be wearing blue jackets, hats, ties, shirts, pants, shoes, and underwear :unsure: )
 
This morning my girl rolled over and showed me a pair of extra small panties that I had never seen before and said, “You left your panties on the floor last night.”

:shock:

It turned out they were hers. But I thought I was busted.

 
'Doctor Detroit said:
Watch when Air Force scores a TD. I'll be in the endzone waiving my hat around if there is a TD scored near me. Blue jacket, blue hat, blue tie. Also when they show the Rice cheerleaders, the one without panties has my soup recipe.
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:yawn: What are these AFA touchdown things you speak of?
 
'Clorox said:
'Doctor Detroit said:
Watch when Air Force scores a TD. I'll be in the endzone waiving my hat around if there is a TD scored near me. Blue jacket, blue hat, blue tie. Also when they show the Rice cheerleaders, the one without panties has my soup recipe.
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:yawn: What are these AFA touchdown things you speak of?
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:lmao: and i'll accept the backlash from DD here, but having the airplane you work with on your jersey is pretty corny. I think i agree with it, but it still looks silly. i would like the guys at UNLV or Miami to put their major on the back of their jerseys.
 
'modogg said:
'Clorox said:
'Doctor Detroit said:
Watch when Air Force scores a TD. I'll be in the endzone waiving my hat around if there is a TD scored near me. Blue jacket, blue hat, blue tie. Also when they show the Rice cheerleaders, the one without panties has my soup recipe.
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:yawn: What are these AFA touchdown things you speak of?
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:lmao: and i'll accept the backlash from DD here, but having the airplane you work with on your jersey is pretty corny. I think i agree with it, but it still looks silly. i would like the guys at UNLV or Miami to put their major on the back of their jerseys.
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:lmao: Looks like a lot of players at the U would have "LIBERAL ARTS" on the back of the jersey: http://diverseeducation.com/article/12325/And you're welcome, DD and AFA backers, for the onslaught of TDs here in the 2nd Quarter.

 
And I just found her bra and 2008 UCA southwest regional cheerleading t-shirt between the couch cushions. These leave behinds are going to get me in trouble.

 
My book offers "Open Teasers" so I have 4 or so 3 team Teasers that have 2 games complete on all of them. So I just filled this game in as the 3rd leg.

Thinking of taking 1H u35 STRAIGHT and 1H u35 Parlayed...

 
'ChainsawU said:
Open parlays are the shizz especially during baseball season when you can get live dogs at plus money every day.
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They are Open Teasers only at my book. And they just started offering them a couple weeks ago. So I am trying them out. I have way too many open... haha but most of them only have Final Legs open.I don't think the Teaser thing would work for Baseball or with Live Betting unfortunately. I'll have to check with my guy about Open Parlays... cause that'd be sweeeeet.Do you know anything about "Key Parlays"? How are these any different than multiple Parlays?
 
Time for a PSA:

If you read this thread, have an online entertainment account, and are not a GooRoo subscriber...

...WTF are you waiting for?!???1!!!1??!!!111???!! PM that mofo!!! :excited:

 
Figured I'd post this in here first, before putting it on eBay. I ordered a few jerseys for some guys as Christmas gifts, and one is too small. It will cost $35 to return and exchange, so I'm just going to sell it. It's a size 44(L) Red RG III jersey. Everything is sewn on, honestly one of the nicest jerseys I've seen that's not the real thing. I'll sell it for what I paid, plus shipping ($68) I will PM pics if any of you are interested.

 
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I’m already kind of throwed. And she doesn’t know it yet, but when she gets here I’m going to ask number three to soberly drive us to Specs and I’ll fill her gas tank. She is always asking for gas money and I always “forget” but that should impress her enough to overlook my inebriation. We are supposed to watch the fights tonight. Also I just picked up a microscopic earring clasp from under the coffee table. These little leave behinds are going to get me in trouble. Can't wait for the fights.

 
Jesus, I am such a cooler. I should have casinos bidding for my services.

As soon as I was done typing that last post... BOOM... touchdown WVU!

 
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