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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (8 Viewers)

The Ref said:
Quint said:
Dan Lambskin said:
Might need its own thread but is there a more excruciating child's board game than mousetrap?
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Candyland?
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Winner.

No better "kid" game then LRC.... esp for $$.
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In the 5 minutes of opening it my 5 year old didn't understand that building the trap was part of the game. So after one turn we decided to just build the ####### trap...of course during this process he lost the rubber band and we're now searching for that

Give me an hour of candyland over this cluster####

 
You know what? I'm with RN on this..... I got a strange feeling about Duke tonight. These kids are smart enough to know they have nothing to lose.

 
I've been drinking all day and it looks like there's more money in my account than I expected. I apparently tailed someone who tailed someone who tailed someone else on something. I'll get to the thank you's when I figure out who is responsible.

 
Wow, nothing is going right for FSU early in this....missing open WRs, fumble inside the 5, Winston looks jumpy.

Gonna play them live, too.

 
FSU -14 o/u 30

FSU did everything wrong and are up 17. I can't see Fisher letting off the gas if he gets a lead being that this will be the last game before the one out west.

Taking -14, thinking about over 30 too.

 
Raider Nation said:
The Ref said:
Raider Nation said:
The Ref said:
You know what? I'm with RN on this..... I got a strange feeling about Duke tonight. These kids are smart enough to know they have nothing to lose.
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Huh?

I predicted 63-7 FSU.
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Sorry - you had said something about a dream.....
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:oldunsure:

I think you were dreaming.
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"just had a dream FSU was up 27-17 at end of 3rd quarter and Winston was out of the game FWIW"

The above is from another GB of mine from another (poker/Gambol) board. I've had some cocktails.... sorry for the confusion.

Anyway Duke is hanging in there. It's trending to be a dog day so far.

 
Wet Conditions Possible: These games have at least a 30 percent chance of precipitation.

Colts at Bengals (100 percent of chance of snow/ice pellets)

Vikings at Ravens (92 percent chance of snow/ice pellets)

Chiefs at Redskins (92 percent chance of snow/ice pellets)

Falcons at Packers (84 percent chance of snow)

Lions at Eagles (76 percent chance of snow)

Dolphins at Steelers (66 percent chance of snow)

Titans at Broncos (42 percent chance of snow)

Raiders at Jets (41 percent chance of snow)

Rain could lead to a wet track and cause these teams to rely more heavily on the running game and short passes. The good news, if there is such a thing when the forecast calls for "ice pellets," is that there isn't expected to be much wind in these games. Unless we're talking about a heavy snow/ice storm, most of these teams should be able to function reasonably well. The biggest worries are in Philadelphia, with two high-powered offenses, one of which is used to playing in a dome, squaring off. The Broncos are a concern, too, given how cold it's expected to be in Denver.

 
So there is an island between Africa and India called Diego Garcia. It is a British Island with pretty much nothing but a mot of British and American sailors. So the island has hardly any women on it except the natives, and they aren't accessible. So if you are stationed there, you pretty much pound sand or hope one of the Navy chicks who is a 4 in the states but a 11 on the island, gives you some milkshake.

So a sailor went to the doctor with a nasty case of the gonorrhea, then two, then three, then six. So on an island with very few women this is basically a serious outbreak, one that could actually impact morale and good order.

So the Commander ordered an immediate investigation and called the sailors in one by one. He needed to find out who the woman was that gave them the clappers. First guy said nothing, neither did the next guy or the one after him. They went through all six guys and not one was talking, getting steady ##### even if it meant a shot on penicillin in the junk, was the gold standard on Diego.

So the Commander raised the stakes. He told the Sailors that they would receive a Captain's Mast, basically a form of punishment that can end a Navy career. A few of the guys stood pat, they'd take the Captain's Mast to protect the girl. Then one guy came forward...

Investigator: So who was the girl?

Sailor: We called her Lola

Investigator: What is Lola's last name?

Sailor: She doesn't have one

Investigator: Oh bull####! Where do you know her from?

Sailor: From the barracks

Investigator: Where is she now?

Sailor: In the barracks I would think

Investigator: How many times did you have sex with her?

Sailor: A couple dozen or so

Investigator: and these other Sailors?

Sailor: Not sure, but she is in Sailor Tom's room so he probably has had her more

Investigator: She's in sailor Tom's room? How is that possible?

Sailor: She never comes out

Investigator: Oh bull####! We would have found her on our weekly inspections.

Sailor: Well, we just let the air out of her and fold her up when we are finished, I don't think you would have seen her.

Investigator: Son, are you telling me six sailors got gonorrhea from a blow-up doll?

Sailor: Yes'ir, that's what I'm saying.
I may have taken liberties with the interview, but that is a 100% true story. Happened in the 1990s. :thumbup:

 
Doctor Detroit said:
So there is an island between Africa and India called Diego Garcia. It is a British Island with pretty much nothing but a mot of British and American sailors. So the island has hardly any women on it except the natives, and they aren't accessible. So if you are stationed there, you pretty much pound sand or hope one of the Navy chicks who is a 4 in the states but a 11 on the island, gives you some milkshake.

So a sailor went to the doctor with a nasty case of the gonorrhea, then two, then three, then six. So on an island with very few women this is basically a serious outbreak, one that could actually impact morale and good order.

So the Commander ordered an immediate investigation and called the sailors in one by one. He needed to find out who the woman was that gave them the clappers. First guy said nothing, neither did the next guy or the one after him. They went through all six guys and not one was talking, getting steady ##### even if it meant a shot on penicillin in the junk, was the gold standard on Diego.

So the Commander raised the stakes. He told the Sailors that they would receive a Captain's Mast, basically a form of punishment that can end a Navy career. A few of the guys stood pat, they'd take the Captain's Mast to protect the girl. Then one guy came forward...

Investigator: So who was the girl?

Sailor: We called her Lola

Investigator: What is Lola's last name?

Sailor: She doesn't have one

Investigator: Oh bull####! Where do you know her from?

Sailor: From the barracks

Investigator: Where is she now?

Sailor: In the barracks I would think

Investigator: How many times did you have sex with her?

Sailor: A couple dozen or so

Investigator: and these other Sailors?

Sailor: Not sure, but she is in Sailor Tom's room so he probably has had her more

Investigator: She's in sailor Tom's room? How is that possible?

Sailor: She never comes out

Investigator: Oh bull####! We would have found her on our weekly inspections.

Sailor: Well, we just let the air out of her and fold her up when we are finished, I don't think you would have seen her.

Investigator: Son, are you telling me six sailors got gonorrhea from a blow-up doll?

Sailor: Yes'ir, that's what I'm saying.
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I may have taken liberties with the interview, but that is a 100% true story. Happened in the 1990s. :thumbup:
What a hoe

 
The Hilton just release the Rose Bowl line now that we know it's going to be Mich St vs Stanford

Stanford -.5 Total 9.5

 
Good Posting Judge said:
got_nugs said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Got a no-scalpel/no-needle snip today. GB advances in medical technology. RIP GPJizz.
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I did that 2 years ago. Back up and running in no time. The smoke coming from down there was unnerving and I didn't appreciate the guy attaching the rubber band to my dong and clipping it to my shirt tossing it over my shoulder....but virtually no pain.
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I saw the smoke too! And the smell was #######ed atrocious. They left a couple pieces of singed tube on the tray, so I snapped a couple pics on my way out.

Little uncomfortable at first (I felt like I was going to puke at one point), but feeling pretty good now. Just Tylenol and an ice bag and I'm pretty good to sit on the couch, at least.

Why is this Baylor/UK game dead?
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Update: This thing is ####### amazing. Woke up pain-free today, have gotten around fine today. Even lifted up the 3.5 year old with no problems, which I wasn't supposed to do.

Cornell. :hifive:

 
Them not washing it out after they used it is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.

Fresno State and Utah State have left like 17 points out there in this first half, ####. Utah State is not good.

 
Doctor Detroit said:
Them not washing it out after they used it is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.

Fresno State and Utah State have left like 17 points out there in this first half, ####. Utah State is not good.
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We had one along riding shotgun in the motor-home on a bachelor party a few years back, they don't look at all appealing compared to the old-fashioned way.

 
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