FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (5 Viewers)

[got_nugs]

I know a girl who ####ed Frankie Muniz in Sedona and then had sex with me the next weekend in Austin a year later. No prostitute.

What kind of numbers are we talking?

Whatever you like that might help me decide what to do. Something RichRod related would be a nice touch.

This is what I am dealing with: link

If your balls fit in her hand, that looks like a perfect match.

Check this isht out

It's on my Facebook acct. my grandma said "well that's not flattering".

 

[ChainsawU]

Ever since my grandma died I stopped getting taller.

Good luck with that.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Being a homer has it drawbacks in betting. I bet the Sooners +15 because the numbers said that was the right bet, but I wanted to put some on the +500 ML and just didn't. I guess that bet is wrong most of the time but tonight it wasn't. So pumped, been two great days and tomorrow is a snow day!!!!!! 2014 lookin' good!

 

[ChainsawU]

whatever mother ####er +15 is not a good number ####er

 

[ChainsawU]

you could have put money on the ML of these other huge dogs too

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

 

[ChainsawU]

you were supposed to be at the club tonight

 

[Raider Nation]

Chain is a weirdo.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

I'd say March Madness.

I go for the first week of hockey playoffs which also has baseball day games, I love it.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

you were supposed to be at the club tonight

I was and we are getting so much snow they shut down in the 3rd qtr. I was watching with two Bama fans also, they were in shock. They are good fans in general though, they both texted me congrats just now.

you could have put money on the ML of these other huge dogs too

Only big dog I have played was UCF, just not my style.

 

[ChainsawU]

Chain is a weirdo.

Whatever mother ####er - he was supposed to be at the bar spending his disability check and I am supposed to listen to some Jag who often frequents the covers website? Not in this lifetime, brohan.

 

[NIU Kicker]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

Been for the Super Bowl twice. Had a blast boyh times. The huge whiteboards at the ip sportsbook with all the props were magic.

 

[Raider Nation]

Chain is a weirdo.

Whatever mother ####er - he was supposed to be at the bar spending his disability check and I am supposed to listen to some Jag who often frequents the covers website? Not in this lifetime, brohan.

ror

 

[Raider Nation]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

Been for the Super Bowl twice. Had a blast boyh times. The huge whiteboards at the ip sportsbook with all the props were magic.

I've been for the Wildcard weekend of the NFL playoffs twice. Usually because it coincides with the AVN adult video expo. Being there for March Madness must be pleasantly insane.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Usually because it coincides with the AVN adult video expo.

I'd say first weekend of March Madness, starting on Wed., would be best.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

So my boss tells me at 3 pm that he's putting me in for a major award (think A Christmas Story), and said he wanted me to look at the package (not his but the package). He asked if I could send it back by COB because it was due tomorrow.

It was ####### horrible. I looked at the package of last year's winner (again the package), and the guy had stuff in there about taking down Bin Laden. My boss had me being a "fire and forget Air Power weapon." Basically if we sent that in as is it would be good toilet paper for those Pentagon knobs deciding who wins. lol

 

[NIU Kicker]

Usually because it coincides with the AVN adult video expo.

I'd say first weekend of March Madness, starting on Wed., would be best.

Price wise it's the most expensive weekend to stay at a strip hotel. Most expensive single night being New Year's Eve.

I'd love to go for a big UFC Event .

 

[Raider Nation]

I gotta see Rick Harrison's pawn shop next time I go.

 

[ChainsawU]

I would never look at my bosses' package again. Unless all four of them gave me an option to kill Ben Lauder again, anally. And if I wasn't in Business School, then I won't even tell you what I would do for a job. Dr. D - did you get interviewed yyet?

 

[ChainsawU]

DD what is the least you ever had to pack to travel?

9mm Beretta, flack vest, helmet and whatever I could put in my pockets.

my link

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I would never look at my bosses' package again. Unless all four of them gave me an option to kill Ben Lauder again, anally. And if I wasn't in Business School, then I won't even tell you what I would do for a job. Dr. D - did you get interviewed yyet?

Yeah I did the interview before Christmas but they said they wouldn't make their decision until after the New Year. I will also have one for a job in Europe I have wanted for years, but I think my boss will actually get that one. Me beating him would be like UCF beating Baylor....

 

[ChainsawU]

just like i told gpj loudest on your system - your smart tv and ####

 

[Raider Nation]

Check out this show "Jail" on Spike. It's addictive.

 

[optionmaven]

Could have got some sweet odds on a MSU, UCF OU Money line Parlay.

Had both MSU and UCF ML but still managed to lose money ysterday. Duke was another near miss for me on the ML. I'm in on San Fran -2.5 (-115 and -120) and -3 (even and -105). Probably the best defense GB has played all yr. Cold weather going to suck for both teams. More impact players on 49ers everywhere but QB. Lambeau homefield not what it used to be. I like my chances going with the team that fell one game short last yr. wanting to win it all this yr very badly.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Will the Rams trade the #2 pick?

YES +150

Seems pretty likely to me.

 

[Raider Nation]

Will the Rams trade the #2 pick?

YES +150

Seems pretty likely to me.

Would be funny if they traded it to the Skins again, and they take a QB again.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Well my system started off 0-4 but it's now won four straight, last play tomorrow.

Okie State/Mizzou OVER 61 2u

The Ball State/Arkansas State total may wander into autoplay territory also, but not yet. I also didn't play one autoplay which was Arizona -7.5, which was me thinking myself out of it for no good reason. So I'll do it again next year, it was a good reference point and it leaned correct much more than it didn't.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Will the Rams trade the #2 pick?

YES +150

Seems pretty likely to me.

Would be funny if they traded it to the Skins again, and they take a QB again.

What if they traded the pick and Bradford to the Skins for RGIII? I agree though, seems likely they trade out of that spot.

 

[ChainsawU]

Pimp, Pimp, Hooray!

my link

 

[got_nugs]

Will the Rams trade the #2 pick?

YES +150

Seems pretty likely to me.

Would be funny if they traded it to the Skins again, and they take a QB again.

What if they traded the pick and Bradford to the Skins for RGIII? I agree though, seems likely they trade out of that spot.

Haha effers..go ahead, laugh it up.

 

[ChainsawU]

OU is a young team, but their defense is pretty solid and I think they've had sufficient time to prep the offense for Bama. On paper there is no way Bama is 17 points better, but in reality if OU doesn't get the offense going early it's going to be a long game. I'm on OU +15 and I'll be at the bar spending my VA disability check on shots and fat chicks. gllllllllllll

 

[Raider Nation]

I am on pace for over 6 figures this year, so you do the math on what I am probably up. I reached my yearly goal I set in just 8 weeks.

You're doing it again. I can't imagine anyone cares.Even the post to which you're replying simply asked if you have a job.

Gotta be shtick, no?

Nope, and enough with the shtick fascination, Bender.

 

[ChainsawU]

"You do the math," is what Paris Hilton tells her dad.

 

[ChainsawU]

Riff Raff & Bars Murre - "Porsche Cayenne" (Music Video)

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Riff Raff & Bars Murre - "Porsche Cayenne" (Music Video)

I confess, I love him.

 

[ChainsawU]

real talk - the asian dude I am in business with - he watches too much TV

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You know what's better than turning a straight flush (Omaha H/L) that also pairs the board, betting out, and then getting raised all-in by a doomed full house?

Me neither.

 

[ChainsawU]

He watches everything - and tries to tell me about Don Draper. My bad.

 

[lumpy19]

Riff Raff & Bars Murre - "Porsche Cayenne" (Music Video)

I confess, I love him.

Never heard of him but i like that song and I love that it's about a porsche cayenne and he uses a porsche panamera

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

I'd say March Madness.

I go for the first week of hockey playoffs which also has baseball day games, I love it.

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

Been for the Super Bowl twice. Had a blast boyh times. The huge whiteboards at the ip sportsbook with all the props were magic.

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

Been for the Super Bowl twice. Had a blast boyh times. The huge whiteboards at the ip sportsbook with all the props were magic.

I've been for the Wildcard weekend of the NFL playoffs twice. Usually because it coincides with the AVN adult video expo. Being there for March Madness must be pleasantly insane.

• This weekend would be great, with 4 WC games, 4 Bowls and the NC (if you stayed through Monday).
• I've never done MM before, but would have to at some point in my life
• Every year we pick a good CFB/NFL weekend and do that and it's a blast

 

[swirvenirvin]

Browns going to hire him as coordinator before hiring a new head coach?

yeah weird. He still isnt going to be a head coach and not going to ncaa. He should get picked up somewhere

http://tracking.si.com/2014/01/01/gus-malzahn-james-franklin-jim-schwartz-browns-coach-nfl/

Any chance they pull the "public knowledge" card in the disclaimer? Or does that only go into effect after he signs somewhere? These books are so slimey you never know.

Was thinking that too since it is being reported in several different spots.

Still out there at -200 so think this will be good

 

[swirvenirvin]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

I'd say March Madness.

I go for the first week of hockey playoffs which also has baseball day games, I love it.

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

Been for the Super Bowl twice. Had a blast boyh times. The huge whiteboards at the ip sportsbook with all the props were magic.

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

Been for the Super Bowl twice. Had a blast boyh times. The huge whiteboards at the ip sportsbook with all the props were magic.

I've been for the Wildcard weekend of the NFL playoffs twice. Usually because it coincides with the AVN adult video expo. Being there for March Madness must be pleasantly insane.

• This weekend would be great, with 4 WC games, 4 Bowls and the NC (if you stayed through Monday).
• I've never done MM before, but would have to at some point in my life
• Every year we pick a good CFB/NFL weekend and do that and it's a blast

Ive done first weekend in MM before, and doing it again this year. Pretty insane especially the Thursday and Friday.

 

[kevzilla]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

Already here. But "running badly" would be a galactic understatement. Think I'll kill a few hours at the Mob Museum today.

 

[The Ref]

You know what's better than turning a straight flush (Omaha H/L) that also pairs the board, betting out, and then getting raised all-in by a doomed full house?

Me neither.

1. Having the nut full house jam with a second or third low and having 2-3 other lows come along for the ride?

2. They have the other end of the St8 Flush or quads and it's a bad beat?

 

[The Ref]

I gotta see Rick Harrison's pawn shop next time I go.

I know two different people who have been and both have said it's a complete waste of time. None of the family is ever there except when they film and when they film they dont let randoms on set and it's a mob house at the perimeter.

 

[lumpy19]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

March madness, 1st weekend, fly in wednesday night with about 10 friends and get a march madness suite, play blackjack/craps/roulette all night wednesday, wake up thursday in suite with 5 tv's and drink/gamble all day long, repeat fri/sat/sun

I'm not sure if a march madness suite exists but it's vegas, i'm sure they could throw something together like that. Tablets for everybody so you don't even have to leave the room if you don't want to and can live bet.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

March madness, 1st weekend, fly in wednesday night with about 10 friends and get a march madness suite, play blackjack/craps/roulette all night wednesday, wake up thursday in suite with 5 tv's and drink/gamble all day long, repeat fri/sat/sun

I'm not sure if a march madness suite exists but it's vegas, i'm sure they could throw something together like that. Tablets for everybody so you don't even have to leave the room if you don't want to and can live bet.

lol, I was just about to ask, "What's a March Madness Suite". Part of the allure of going there is being in the book with huge crowds and watching everyone react. I can sit and drink and gamble on my tablet at my house

 

[Tiger Fan]

FYI, 6 remaining survivors in SB $25k pool got knocked out last night...so they split that...not bad

 

[Good Posting Judge]

FYI, 6 remaining survivors in SB $25k pool got knocked out last night...so they split that...not bad

The NBA SB 25K thread seemingly has fewer people in it this year than the last couple years. I've begun carefully charting my path forward. :goRockets:

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

I'd say March Madness.

I go for the first week of hockey playoffs which also has baseball day games, I love it.

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

Been for the Super Bowl twice. Had a blast boyh times. The huge whiteboards at the ip sportsbook with all the props were magic.

Hypothetical: what are your ideal 5 consecutive days of the year to be in Vegas? March Madness, Bowl week, certain football weekend?

Been for the Super Bowl twice. Had a blast boyh times. The huge whiteboards at the ip sportsbook with all the props were magic.

I've been for the Wildcard weekend of the NFL playoffs twice. Usually because it coincides with the AVN adult video expo. Being there for March Madness must be pleasantly insane.

• This weekend would be great, with 4 WC games, 4 Bowls and the NC (if you stayed through Monday).
• I've never done MM before, but would have to at some point in my life
• Every year we pick a good CFB/NFL weekend and do that and it's a blast

looks like ill be going for a bachelor party late july/early august. sucks for sports betting but hey...it's still Vegas