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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (7 Viewers)

I gots no problems with teej. I admitted I was a jerk about the Tanaka thing. That stuff happens when you combine a hot day + dumping $2K on a baseball game.

 
i accidentally hit a gay dude in the face last time i was out with them

not lying. and it is hard for me to accept he is still cool with me. this was a week ago

and i am watching my back still even though he is in nola partying his balls off

i still feel like texting him, "how do you feel"

 
rolling smileys or laughing smileys.. dudes, not now those suck

or high fiving smileys its just a thing

 
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One time back in the 80s they had a Pepsi commercial with Iron Mike. They dubbed his voice in, "Pepsi." - it was all masculine and ####

Because you know he had a lisp and whatever. They didn't use his real voice. His drink of choice was Nestle Quik.

 
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Why be a king when you can be a god. I still can't wait.
I know the whole deal is to see Pearl Jam. But potentially seeing Em perform Rap God live is what got me all the way turnt up.
it's all good
thanks bro
As this thing gets closer I get more and more excited to see Outkast.
Well.. Em is not going to achieve any kind of immortality rapping in Austin. I wish I could be more proud, bro. It used to be where I would look up at the tall buildings and have to close my mouth. Because the birds would crap in it if I looked up for too long. You know what I mean. If I was with my woman in a foreign land, though - maybe I would take comfort in the fact that my buddy who lived there was fed up and bored with it. Because at least he knew what the hell he is doing. Like if we went to brunch. Not that we will, even though brunch can be absolutely compelling - pesto or asparagus in the eggs? You know what I'm talking about.

Texas gets a bad rap (wrap?). I was raised on a ranch, bro. If you want to learn bob wire fencing I can teach you that. Cedar posts. You need a come-along. Integrity. All that stuff. Leather gloves. Real talk, deer-skin leather gloves. No hats, though. But if you want some boots I can make that happen. No city boots, either. Bro, there are city cowboys here. There are rich dudes who think they are Texans. They aren't, bro. I lived on a ranch out in the middle of nowhere until I was five. That's kind of why I frown on people being addicted to their phones. And I also frown on stereotypes. Texas does have its own mentality, I won't argue with that. But any dude that wants to argue with me about cattle, fences, boots, hats, scorpions, snakes, fossils, fishing, arrowheads, or hay, then they have another thing coming. That's all I can offer. Along with a 2-year biology degree (and then they are now also teaching me the whole spectrum of how to manage a business). Some of these men attending my school are not men, bro. That's all I can say. It is disappointing to say the least.

A poor dude who was raised on a ranch. And he moved to Austin on his own accord. And mastered his city? I'm not afraid. It's basically a town. And dude - they recognize me wherever I go. Not even playing. Cheers bro. Lock it in

 
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I don't want to be the sharpest dude here anymore, JB. It comes and goes. So don't qualify my game on the two weeks I was watching every game and was able to predict stuff. That was a long time ago.

 

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