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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (6 Viewers)
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swirvenirvin
Footballguy
V-jax could be our guys this week after coach says get him the ball
Marshall, Garcon, and A. Johnson all hit on the overs after coach/qb said they need to get the ball more.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Better days to come for V-Jax
Coach Lovie Smith said the team needs to make a stronger effort to get the ball into the hands of wide receiver Vincent Jackson. In last week's loss to Minnesota, Jackson was targeted only five times and produced just one catch. Jackson is a talented receiver and should be putting up better numbers than he has this season. With his value down, he makes for a good buy-low trade target and a promising value in salary-cap formats. -- Pat Yasinskas
Marshall, Garcon, and A. Johnson all hit on the overs after coach/qb said they need to get the ball more.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Better days to come for V-Jax
Coach Lovie Smith said the team needs to make a stronger effort to get the ball into the hands of wide receiver Vincent Jackson. In last week's loss to Minnesota, Jackson was targeted only five times and produced just one catch. Jackson is a talented receiver and should be putting up better numbers than he has this season. With his value down, he makes for a good buy-low trade target and a promising value in salary-cap formats. -- Pat Yasinskas
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Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Time for another talk.
ChainsawU
Footballguy
Thank you for reading the wagering thread during the day. Dude, my #2 is taking it on herself to bring it "whenever she gets off work." Which means she will be here shortly. This is the same girl that tried to hold my hand for 12 hours last night while she cut logs chainsawwing. I'm not going to be able to service these two women at the same time. Just when you thought your life was easy.
maybe put all those thoughts into one big post that people can skip over instead of dumping all over the thread?
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Those would make great tweets Chain
Frostillicus
Footballguy
M. Gasol u 16.5p
Miles o 13.5p
Lebron u 1.5 made 3s
Wroten o 15.5p
Cousins o 22.5p
Gay o 18.5p
Parker o 16.5p
Green o 11p
Bledsoe o 28p+r+a
Miles o 13.5p
Lebron u 1.5 made 3s
Wroten o 15.5p
Cousins o 22.5p
Gay o 18.5p
Parker o 16.5p
Green o 11p
Bledsoe o 28p+r+a
Frostillicus
Footballguy
he had 7 tackles in the first half and just 1 in the second.
Per PFF, the Saints went out of their way to avoid him. Not sure why Thomas Davis didn't pick up more tackles then with Ingram piling up 30 rush attempts in the game.
First drive of the game was beautiful. 9 play-drive and both Kuechly and Davis each had 3 tackles on it.
Also, Lofton was up to 5 tackles with 11 minutes left in the 2nd quarter and he finished with just 7 in the game. Brutal finish. Lost all 4 bets, and I thought I had a great chance to win them all at halftime.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Sacto +5.
swirvenirvin
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
comfortably numb
Footballguy
EPL
Pool/NC o2.5
Portugal
Sporting -135
Pool/NC o2.5
Portugal
Sporting -135
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
If anyone listen's to Scott Van Pelt's ESPN show, apparently their producer, Stanford Steve, has a hot hand picking CFB games. Here is this week's picks FWIW:
http://espn.go.com/espn/chalk/story/_/id/11783519/espn-chalk-espn-experts-pick-top-college-football-games-week-10
Oregon Ducks (-7.5) at Stanford Cardinal
Fallica: Since losing to Arizona, the Ducks have scored a touchdown on 19 of their 38 drives. It's widely known Marcus Mariota had struggled in two games against the Cardinal, getting sacked six times, turning the ball over twice and posting a QBR of 67, 21 points below his career QBR of 88. While the Stanford defense has played well this season, the offense has lagged behind. Oregon stays on track for a Pac-12 title with a big win.
ATS pick: Oregon 31, Stanford 17 (confidence: 8)
Coughlin: When I'm asked who the best player in college football is, I never say Mariota. My reasoning is that he's lost both of his starts to Stanford, the best defense he's faced in each of the past two seasons. Keeping those losses in mind, I think there is plenty of motivation built up for the Oregon QB. When Mariota decided to return for this season, this is a game he circled on his calendar. Stanford players mocked the Ducks after last year's win when the Cardinal busted out the nerd glasses in the postgame news conference. This is Stanford's worst team under coach David Shaw, and I fully expect Mariota to play better than he has previously against Stanford. Take the Ducks at home in a revenge game.
ATS pick: Oregon 34, Stanford 17 (confidence: 8)
Fallica: After a physical and emotional loss last week at LSU, the Rebels need to realize they still control their own destiny to reach the SEC title game. But that's easier said than done. How confident is Bo Wallace coming off his worst game of the year? The short-handed Rebels also must face the most explosive offense they have faced to date. Auburn's rushing attack again looked potent last week, meaning the Landshark D will have its work cut out for it coming off its worst defensive game of the year, in which it allowed 264 rush yards on nearly five yards a carry. Ole Miss has been a great story, but it will be Auburn that emerges with a win.
ATS pick: Auburn 28, Ole Miss 17 (confidence: 8)
Coughlin: Some seem to think this is the first elimination game of the season, as we have No. 3 vs. No. 4 according to the committee. I just trust Auburn more in this spot, as I was very disappointed in the way Wallace acted and played last week. After he threw a game-ending interception against LSU, he walked off the field before the game ended and did not shake hands. With that, I'm not sure what to expect from this Ole Miss offense. It looked really bad last week, and if Wallace is not able to make throws like he did in the win against Alabama, I don't see Ole Miss being able to score enough to win. A lot of people are making a big deal about Auburn's close win vs. South Carolina last week, but maybe the Tigers were looking ahead to this game.
ATS pick: Auburn 24, Ole Miss 19 (confidence: 3)
TCU Horned Frogs (-5.5) at West Virginia Mountaineers
Fallica: Don't look now, but the West Virginia defense has come to play the past two weeks, allowing just four TDs in 30 drives against Baylor and Oklahoma State. A big reason why is third downs. WVU held those two teams to 5-of-31 on third down (16 percent). On the other hand, TCU has yet to be stopped this year, as its season low for yards per play is 5.5 vs. Baylor. Until they are stopped, it's hard to pick against the Horned Frogs, who just might be the best one-loss team in the nation (third in ESPN Game Control metric). Weather could be a big factor Saturday, so this one might be lower scoring than you think.
ATS pick: TCU 37, West Virginia 36 (confidence: 6)
Coughlin: There aren't many teams playing better than these two Big 12 teams. Both teams' coaches (TCU's Gary Patterson and WVU's Dana Holgerson) are among my favorites in the nation. Now, the Mountaineers' defense seems to be improved, while the TCU offense seems like it might be the most balanced in the NCAA. This game should have a great atmosphere, as it's set to kick off at 3:30 p.m. ET, which is a couple of hours after "College GameDay" signs off live from Morgantown, West Virginia. The past two games between these teams have gone to overtime, with the road team winning each time. I really think TCU is a top-four team and will cover ... barely.
ATS pick: TCU 41, West Virginia 35 (confidence: 4)
Temple Owls (+7) vs. East Carolina Pirates
Fallica: Temple comes home after a couple of poor road showings, but there are a few reasons to like the Owls here. Their pass defense is decent (14th in defensive efficiency) and they have done a good job of limiting big plays (18th in 10-plus-yard plays allowed). Remember, last year the Owls nearly knocked off eventual Fiesta Bowl champ UCF in Philadelphia. This one will be closer than you think.
ATS pick: East Carolina 34, Temple 31 (confidence: 7)
Fallica: Don't look now, but the Boilermakers have put up 36 PPG in their past three, nearly won at Minnesota and hung around with Michigan State for a long time. With Wisconsin on deck following an idle week, this could be a spot where Nebraska is caught looking ahead and the Boilers stay within the huge number.
ATS pick: Nebraska 42, Purdue 27 (confidence: 4)
Over/under: 50.5
Coughlin: All expectations for this game seem to surround the same thought: This is the last true test in the regular season for the Noles. I anticipate a crazy Thursday night game, as Louisville will be rocking -- especially with Halloween the next day. The Cardinals come in with the nation's fourth-best scoring defense, averaging 14.6 points per game allowed, while FSU comes into the game outside of the top tier in any statistical category on either side of the ball. The Noles are 104th in the country in rushing yards a game and also rank outside the top 40 in rush defense. But, as I mentioned before, I think you'll see turnovers, big punt returns and kick returns, and all those things that come in a wild game. That lends itself to high scoring.
Pick: Take the over. (confidence: 3)
Coughlin: People like to minimize what Kansas State has accomplished this year by pointing out it blew the game against Auburn and was lucky to beat Oklahoma, but you can't deny the Wildcats are in position to win a Power 5 conference. On the other side of the field, I see a team in the Cowboys that's starting to resemble last year's squad. This game just looks like it features two teams going in opposite directions, so I'll take the home team that has something to play for over the team on the decline.
ATS pick: Kansas State 31, Oklahoma State 14 (confidence: 5)
Season recordsFallica: 24-18 ATS (57.1 percent)
Last week: 2-3
Coughlin: 30-14-1 (66.7 percent)
Last week: 3-2
http://espn.go.com/espn/chalk/story/_/id/11783519/espn-chalk-espn-experts-pick-top-college-football-games-week-10
Oregon Ducks (-7.5) at Stanford Cardinal
Fallica: Since losing to Arizona, the Ducks have scored a touchdown on 19 of their 38 drives. It's widely known Marcus Mariota had struggled in two games against the Cardinal, getting sacked six times, turning the ball over twice and posting a QBR of 67, 21 points below his career QBR of 88. While the Stanford defense has played well this season, the offense has lagged behind. Oregon stays on track for a Pac-12 title with a big win.
ATS pick: Oregon 31, Stanford 17 (confidence: 8)
Coughlin: When I'm asked who the best player in college football is, I never say Mariota. My reasoning is that he's lost both of his starts to Stanford, the best defense he's faced in each of the past two seasons. Keeping those losses in mind, I think there is plenty of motivation built up for the Oregon QB. When Mariota decided to return for this season, this is a game he circled on his calendar. Stanford players mocked the Ducks after last year's win when the Cardinal busted out the nerd glasses in the postgame news conference. This is Stanford's worst team under coach David Shaw, and I fully expect Mariota to play better than he has previously against Stanford. Take the Ducks at home in a revenge game.
ATS pick: Oregon 34, Stanford 17 (confidence: 8)
Ole Miss Rebels (-2.5) vs. Auburn TigersFallica: After a physical and emotional loss last week at LSU, the Rebels need to realize they still control their own destiny to reach the SEC title game. But that's easier said than done. How confident is Bo Wallace coming off his worst game of the year? The short-handed Rebels also must face the most explosive offense they have faced to date. Auburn's rushing attack again looked potent last week, meaning the Landshark D will have its work cut out for it coming off its worst defensive game of the year, in which it allowed 264 rush yards on nearly five yards a carry. Ole Miss has been a great story, but it will be Auburn that emerges with a win.
ATS pick: Auburn 28, Ole Miss 17 (confidence: 8)
Coughlin: Some seem to think this is the first elimination game of the season, as we have No. 3 vs. No. 4 according to the committee. I just trust Auburn more in this spot, as I was very disappointed in the way Wallace acted and played last week. After he threw a game-ending interception against LSU, he walked off the field before the game ended and did not shake hands. With that, I'm not sure what to expect from this Ole Miss offense. It looked really bad last week, and if Wallace is not able to make throws like he did in the win against Alabama, I don't see Ole Miss being able to score enough to win. A lot of people are making a big deal about Auburn's close win vs. South Carolina last week, but maybe the Tigers were looking ahead to this game.
ATS pick: Auburn 24, Ole Miss 19 (confidence: 3)
TCU Horned Frogs (-5.5) at West Virginia Mountaineers
Fallica: Don't look now, but the West Virginia defense has come to play the past two weeks, allowing just four TDs in 30 drives against Baylor and Oklahoma State. A big reason why is third downs. WVU held those two teams to 5-of-31 on third down (16 percent). On the other hand, TCU has yet to be stopped this year, as its season low for yards per play is 5.5 vs. Baylor. Until they are stopped, it's hard to pick against the Horned Frogs, who just might be the best one-loss team in the nation (third in ESPN Game Control metric). Weather could be a big factor Saturday, so this one might be lower scoring than you think.
ATS pick: TCU 37, West Virginia 36 (confidence: 6)
Coughlin: There aren't many teams playing better than these two Big 12 teams. Both teams' coaches (TCU's Gary Patterson and WVU's Dana Holgerson) are among my favorites in the nation. Now, the Mountaineers' defense seems to be improved, while the TCU offense seems like it might be the most balanced in the NCAA. This game should have a great atmosphere, as it's set to kick off at 3:30 p.m. ET, which is a couple of hours after "College GameDay" signs off live from Morgantown, West Virginia. The past two games between these teams have gone to overtime, with the road team winning each time. I really think TCU is a top-four team and will cover ... barely.
ATS pick: TCU 41, West Virginia 35 (confidence: 4)
Temple Owls (+7) vs. East Carolina Pirates
Fallica: Temple comes home after a couple of poor road showings, but there are a few reasons to like the Owls here. Their pass defense is decent (14th in defensive efficiency) and they have done a good job of limiting big plays (18th in 10-plus-yard plays allowed). Remember, last year the Owls nearly knocked off eventual Fiesta Bowl champ UCF in Philadelphia. This one will be closer than you think.
ATS pick: East Carolina 34, Temple 31 (confidence: 7)
Purdue Boilermakers (+23.5) at Nebraska CornhuskersFallica: Don't look now, but the Boilermakers have put up 36 PPG in their past three, nearly won at Minnesota and hung around with Michigan State for a long time. With Wisconsin on deck following an idle week, this could be a spot where Nebraska is caught looking ahead and the Boilers stay within the huge number.
ATS pick: Nebraska 42, Purdue 27 (confidence: 4)
Florida State Seminoles (-3.5) at Louisville CardinalsOver/under: 50.5
Coughlin: All expectations for this game seem to surround the same thought: This is the last true test in the regular season for the Noles. I anticipate a crazy Thursday night game, as Louisville will be rocking -- especially with Halloween the next day. The Cardinals come in with the nation's fourth-best scoring defense, averaging 14.6 points per game allowed, while FSU comes into the game outside of the top tier in any statistical category on either side of the ball. The Noles are 104th in the country in rushing yards a game and also rank outside the top 40 in rush defense. But, as I mentioned before, I think you'll see turnovers, big punt returns and kick returns, and all those things that come in a wild game. That lends itself to high scoring.
Pick: Take the over. (confidence: 3)
Kansas State Wildcats (-14) vs. Oklahoma State CowboysCoughlin: People like to minimize what Kansas State has accomplished this year by pointing out it blew the game against Auburn and was lucky to beat Oklahoma, but you can't deny the Wildcats are in position to win a Power 5 conference. On the other side of the field, I see a team in the Cowboys that's starting to resemble last year's squad. This game just looks like it features two teams going in opposite directions, so I'll take the home team that has something to play for over the team on the decline.
ATS pick: Kansas State 31, Oklahoma State 14 (confidence: 5)
Season recordsFallica: 24-18 ATS (57.1 percent)
Last week: 2-3
Coughlin: 30-14-1 (66.7 percent)
Last week: 3-2
comfortably numb
Footballguy
How bad is the weather (winds) in Blacksburg
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
I have
CMU -14
Western -7
Baylor -35
TCU o71
K-state -13
Seems like I can never get the right side of line movement
CMU -14
Western -7
Baylor -35
TCU o71
K-state -13
Seems like I can never get the right side of line movement
ChainsawU
Footballguy
The Ref
Footballguy
19 MPH as of now, feels like 34. Not conducive to an over, but I already bet it.
headed to the pelicans game tonight - have great seats. would like to try my hand at one or two longshot Anthony DAvis prop bets. Anything stick out here?
A Davis 3PT FGs - To Make 1 Or More +800
A Davis FGs - To Make 13 Or More +600
A Davis FTs - To Make 9 Or More +400
A Davis Over 17.5 Rebounds +650
A Davis Over 3.5 Assists +600
A Davis to Block 3 Shots or More and New Orleans Pelicans Wins Game +240
A Davis to Have a Double-Double -350
A Davis to Have a Triple-Double +10000
A Davis to Make 2 Steals or More and New Orleans Pelicans Wins Game +260
A Davis to Score Over 32.5 Points +650
A Davis 3PT FGs - To Make 1 Or More +800
A Davis FGs - To Make 13 Or More +600
A Davis FTs - To Make 9 Or More +400
A Davis Over 17.5 Rebounds +650
A Davis Over 3.5 Assists +600
A Davis to Block 3 Shots or More and New Orleans Pelicans Wins Game +240
A Davis to Have a Double-Double -350
A Davis to Have a Triple-Double +10000
A Davis to Make 2 Steals or More and New Orleans Pelicans Wins Game +260
A Davis to Score Over 32.5 Points +650
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Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
ChainsawU
Footballguy
First Friend of Davis: Anthony Davis is a son of a #####! Do you fellas know Anthony Davis?
Second Friend of Davis: Hell yeah, I know Anthony Davis! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch!
Third Friend of Davis: He does! He's a hell of a salesman!
Fourth Friend of Davis: To Anthony Davis!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Third Friend of Davis: Did you know Anthony Davis is the godfather of my son?
Fourth Friend of Davis: Anthony Davis?
First Friend of Davis: He's a big fella!
Second Friend of Davis: Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385.
Third Friend of Davis: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Anthony Davis pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"
Fourth Friend of Davis: And your son is blind to this day!
First Friend of Davis: Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, doesn't he?
Third Friend of Davis: I have no idea. To Anthony Davis!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Second Friend of Davis: Did I ever tell you about the time Anthony Davis sold me into slavery?
First Friend of Davis: Well, if you're talking about Anthony Davis, I believe it!
Second Friend of Davis: Oh, yeah! He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Davis, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife!
First Friend of Davis: I hate Anthony Davis.. but I respect him!
Guy At Bar: Are you talking about Anthony Davis? I know Anthony Davis!
First Friend of Davis: Then let me buy you a round!
Third Friend of Davis: Hey, easy, Hank, easy.. To Anthony Davis!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Fourth Friend of Davis: Did I ever tell you about the time Anthony Davis showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl.
First Friend of Davis: I tell you, I'd like to have sex with her!
Fourth Friend of Davis: Well, Davis shows up.. and you know he's a big fella.
Third Friend of Davis: Goes about 7'8", 530.
Fourth Friend of Davis: Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Davis! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Davis! Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loves me like I've never been loved before!
Second Friend of Davis: Best damn salesman in the office!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Third Friend of Davis: You know how Davis served three tours in 'Nam?
Fourth Friend of Davis: Uh-huh!
Third Friend of Davis: Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Davis!
First Friend of Davis: To William Robert Davis!
Second Friend of Davis: Oh, yeah!
Fourth Friend of Davis: Hey, you ever go camping with Davis?
Third Friend of Davis: Many times.
First Friend of Davis: I went camping with Davis, his wife, and his daughter Debbie!
Third Friend of Davis: Debbie Davis?
First Friend of Davis: Debbie Davis. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Anthony Davis and a live deer! Well, Davis, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Anthony Davis! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "BillDavis!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
Third Friend of Davis: That's Anthony Davis!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Fourth Friend of Davis: I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.
First Friend of Davis: His favorite movie is "One on One" with Robby Benson.
Fourth Friend of Davis: Anthony Davis once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!
Second Friend of Davis: I have that tape!
Guy At Bar: [ turning around ] So do I!
Third Friend of Davis: To Anthony Davis! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a ##### who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Big Booming Voice: [ from extremely tall figure in upper camera angle ] Did someone say Anthony Davis?
[ the guys get excited and raise their glasses in the air towards Anthony Davis ]
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Second Friend of Davis: Hell yeah, I know Anthony Davis! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch!
Third Friend of Davis: He does! He's a hell of a salesman!
Fourth Friend of Davis: To Anthony Davis!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Third Friend of Davis: Did you know Anthony Davis is the godfather of my son?
Fourth Friend of Davis: Anthony Davis?
First Friend of Davis: He's a big fella!
Second Friend of Davis: Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385.
Third Friend of Davis: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Anthony Davis pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"
Fourth Friend of Davis: And your son is blind to this day!
First Friend of Davis: Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, doesn't he?
Third Friend of Davis: I have no idea. To Anthony Davis!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Second Friend of Davis: Did I ever tell you about the time Anthony Davis sold me into slavery?
First Friend of Davis: Well, if you're talking about Anthony Davis, I believe it!
Second Friend of Davis: Oh, yeah! He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Davis, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife!
First Friend of Davis: I hate Anthony Davis.. but I respect him!
Guy At Bar: Are you talking about Anthony Davis? I know Anthony Davis!
First Friend of Davis: Then let me buy you a round!
Third Friend of Davis: Hey, easy, Hank, easy.. To Anthony Davis!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Fourth Friend of Davis: Did I ever tell you about the time Anthony Davis showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl.
First Friend of Davis: I tell you, I'd like to have sex with her!
Fourth Friend of Davis: Well, Davis shows up.. and you know he's a big fella.
Third Friend of Davis: Goes about 7'8", 530.
Fourth Friend of Davis: Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Davis! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Davis! Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loves me like I've never been loved before!
Second Friend of Davis: Best damn salesman in the office!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Third Friend of Davis: You know how Davis served three tours in 'Nam?
Fourth Friend of Davis: Uh-huh!
Third Friend of Davis: Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Davis!
First Friend of Davis: To William Robert Davis!
Second Friend of Davis: Oh, yeah!
Fourth Friend of Davis: Hey, you ever go camping with Davis?
Third Friend of Davis: Many times.
First Friend of Davis: I went camping with Davis, his wife, and his daughter Debbie!
Third Friend of Davis: Debbie Davis?
First Friend of Davis: Debbie Davis. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Anthony Davis and a live deer! Well, Davis, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Anthony Davis! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "BillDavis!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
Third Friend of Davis: That's Anthony Davis!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Fourth Friend of Davis: I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.
First Friend of Davis: His favorite movie is "One on One" with Robby Benson.
Fourth Friend of Davis: Anthony Davis once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!
Second Friend of Davis: I have that tape!
Guy At Bar: [ turning around ] So do I!
Third Friend of Davis: To Anthony Davis! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a ##### who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Big Booming Voice: [ from extremely tall figure in upper camera angle ] Did someone say Anthony Davis?
[ the guys get excited and raise their glasses in the air towards Anthony Davis ]
Together: Anthony Davis!!
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Gators winning by 17 as 12-point dogs. Crazy.
regularguy
Footballguy
Raider Nation
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