FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (7 Viewers)

[belljr]

LSU/ARK O45? Let's go

in

 

[fantasycurse42]

FSU -3 $250 wins 287.50... Id now recommend everyone getting their money on THE U in

got some miami +3.5. Ill settle for a push for ya.

I'll take the push too

 

[Raider Nation]

Lily from AT&T would get her funbags nursed by me for days on end.

 

[Treynwreck3]

This thread gets ####### weird at times.

 

[Eminence]

I rather like that, EminenceSaw. Watch out for that guy!

 

[Eminence]

Lebron continues to pour it on!

 

[Raider Nation]

I rather like that, EminenceSaw. Watch out for that guy!

You don't have enough women in the Rolodex.

 

[Billy Bats]

Why can't I quote people? Board acting funny, it's all em'd up.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

FSU -3, thinking of making a 5dimes deposit... Anyone else take this one?

Start a thread on it.

 

[Eminence]

Check it out, I'm going to now take the near guarantee win and set an IF bet for the 2nd Half using my winnings from the first bet.

 

[fantasycurse42]

FSU -3, thinking of making a 5dimes deposit... Anyone else take this one?

Start a thread on it.

There she is.

 

[facook]

Gonna be tough for Winston to shave points if his D keeps getting turnovers.

 

[Billy Bats]

Chalk

NHL parlay

Stl

Pit

Tor

+243

IN +Les Habs for a little 4 teamer. Let's get 'er done numb.

Let's do this

The Maple Laffs!!

 

[Frostillicus]

Hoops tomarrow: BC +5.5

 

[Doctor Detroit]

FSU -3, thinking of making a 5dimes deposit... Anyone else take this one?

Start a thread on it.

There she is.

Won't work here, Mr Sensitivity,.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Anyways, had a birthday party for my son today... My wife is best friends with a girl who has a son w/ the same bday as my son. She bought him a ####### cashmere hooded sweater. Thing costs > $100. She is having a bday party for her son next weekend. I find this gift highly annoying bc (a) my son will destroy it the first time he wears it (b) a kids bday gift shouldn't be > $25 © now I've gotta buy her kid a > $100 gift.

The U :finger:

 

[Eminence]

Don't do them like that Lebron!

 

[gmbacm]

Anyways, had a birthday party for my son today... My wife is best friends with a girl who has a son w/ the same bday as my son. She bought him a ####### cashmere hooded sweater. Thing costs > $100. She is having a bday party for her son next weekend. I find this gift highly annoying bc (a) my son will destroy it the first time he wears it (b) a kids bday gift shouldn't be > $25 © now I've gotta buy her kid a > $100 gift.

The U :finger:

dye the sweater, say you liked it so much you got her kid one just like it.

 

[Eminence]

Cavs halftime line is +3? Are you kidding me? Yes, please!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

 

[fantasycurse42]

Anyways, had a birthday party for my son today... My wife is best friends with a girl who has a son w/ the same bday as my son. She bought him a ####### cashmere hooded sweater. Thing costs > $100. She is having a bday party for her son next weekend. I find this gift highly annoying bc (a) my son will destroy it the first time he wears it (b) a kids bday gift shouldn't be > $25 © now I've gotta buy her kid a > $100 gift.

The U :finger:

dye the sweater, say you liked it so much you got her kid one just like it.

This woman is the ultimate one upper... I might just buy her kid a tuxedo to be a ####.

FSU, 9 plays, 3 punts... it looks like the bookmakers know more than I do

 

[Peyton Marino]

 

[Angry Beavers]

@covers: Arian Foster is officially out for the Texans when they face the Browns tomorrow.

And yet he'll remain in AB's lineup.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oops, sorry mo. The fact that I need you to lose has absolutely nothing to do with me pointing out that ANGRY BEAVERS HAS A GUY IN HIS LINEUP WHO IS NOT PLAYING!!!

I promise.

No worries RN, i got this!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

F'n Nugs

 

[Doctor Detroit]

F'n Nugs

Playing him this week in FFAWT Magic Football.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Utah!

 

[fantasycurse42]

F'n Nugs

Playing him this week in FFAWT Magic Football.

Gonna need to see the full rosters and scoring system.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

 

[The Ref]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

These Sparty FG are going to cost us money. We need some trips to the endzone.

 

[Raider Nation]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

That's a "stick" in my neck of the woods.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

These Sparty FG are going to cost us money. We need some trips to the endzone.

Yeah that sucks. Maryland might not score though so all we need is another FG.

 

[Peyton Marino]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

you called the dude stupid and he didn't even realize it.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

That's a "stick" in my neck of the woods.

I hope he didn't mean $1k, he seemed like a man of means.

He was fascinated by my six team parlay, he asked me 40 times what teams I had.

 

[Raider Nation]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

you called the dude stupid and he didn't even realize it.

Why would a stupid guy realize he's being called stupid?

 

[Eminence]

We're now rooting for Stephen Curry to drain that 3-ball all night looong. #exponentialgrowth

 

[Doctor Detroit]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

you called the dude stupid and he didn't even realize it.

Why would a stupid guy realize he's being called stupid?

RN has a point.

 

[fantasycurse42]

JFC, step away from the TV for 2 minutes and The U makes another house call

 

[Zegras11]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

That's a "stick" in my neck of the woods.

I hope he didn't mean $1k, he seemed like a man of means.

He was fascinated by my six team parlay, he asked me 40 times what teams I had.

What teams do you have?

 

[Peyton Marino]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

you called the dude stupid and he didn't even realize it.

Why would a stupid guy realize he's being called stupid?

Good point.

 

[The Ref]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

These Sparty FG are going to cost us money. We need some trips to the endzone.

Yeah that sucks. Maryland might not score though so all we need is another FG.

Why? Why do we always do this to ourselves in here.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

That's a "stick" in my neck of the woods.

I hope he didn't mean $1k, he seemed like a man of means.

He was fascinated by my six team parlay, he asked me 40 times what teams I had.

What teams do you have?

I posted earlier, have Sparty and Boise out.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

These Sparty FG are going to cost us money. We need some trips to the endzone.

Yeah that sucks. Maryland might not score though so all we need is another FG.

Why? Why do we always do this to ourselves in here.

 

[Raider Nation]

Is the stupid guy at the bar glaring at you yet?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I guess Hogs/Tigers has no chance. Awesome.

 

[mquinnjr]

guy at the bar: You seem to know about gambling

me: I know some

Guy: I like Florida State

me: It's a public bet and the public is stupid

Guy: Who do you like?

me: Sparty -11

Guy: Maryland is tough no?

me: no

Guy on his phone: Give me a dollar ($100) on FSU/Sparty parlay

me:

That's a "stick" in my neck of the woods.

That's so speakeasy calling it in. I've always used a website, although that seems pretty sweet.

 

[comfortably numb]

Chalk

NHL parlay

Stl

Pit

Tor

+243

IN +Les Habs for a little 4 teamer. Let's get 'er done numb.

Let's do this

The Maple Laffs!!

Buff scores 6 goals a month they decide to do all in 1 game

<_<

 

[Raider Nation]

Check the weather before putting in any big plays tomorrow, fellas. Lot of ugliness expected.

 

[swirvenirvin]

Utah!

Boom, 2-0 day. Had that one bad week but has really been solid, and if you did ML on some of these would have been ever better. Want to say maybe around 5 of the 10 wins have been straight up

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Tony the Tiger is a kid-toucher no? Why let him in your house?

 

[Eminence]

My phone is really hot in my pocket. Which one of you guys hacked my phone?