FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (4 Viewers)

[got_nugs]

'Lox, could you root for the Flyers for me quick? tia

I the Flyers!!!11!!1!1! Want me to put a dime on them -1000 in live betting??

oopsie. they scored again. #slumpbuster

 

[Clorox]

'Lox, could you root for the Flyers for me quick? tia

I the Flyers!!!11!!1!1! Want me to put a dime on them -1000 in live betting??

oopsie. they scored again. #slumpbuster

Sorry, showing love for the Flyers is about the only thing I can't fake.

Speaking of the Flyers, I'm worried about Mo. I imagine he had good coin on the Eagles. Anyone seen him?

 

[The Ref]

Preseason 200/270 Saints win NFC South

Just locked in 100/210 Saints will not win NFC south.

 

[got_nugs]

Preseason 200/270 Saints win NFC South

Just locked in 100/210 Saints will not win NFC south.

HE'S JUST KIDDING, LUMP!

eta: the correct answer is boob!

 

[Frostillicus]

Preseason 200/270 Saints win NFC South

Just locked in 100/210 Saints will not win NFC south.

This will make Lumpy upset.

 

[BRONG]

Speaking of the Flyers, I'm worried about Mo. I imagine he had good coin on the Eagles. Anyone seen him?

Didn't TF talk to some expert last night that let him in on a little secret? "All-in on the Eagles". Lose outright. Who was the guy, anyway? Pasquinno???

 

[Clorox]

Speaking of the Flyers, I'm worried about Mo. I imagine he had good coin on the Eagles. Anyone seen him?

Didn't TF talk to some expert last night that let him in on a little secret? "All-in on the Eagles". Lose outright. Who was the guy, anyway? Pasquinno???

You nailed it - had to be Pasquino

 

[modogg]

'Lox, could you root for the Flyers for me quick? tia

I the Flyers!!!11!!1!1! Want me to put a dime on them -1000 in live betting??

oopsie. they scored again. #slumpbuster

Sorry, showing love for the Flyers is about the only thing I can't fake.

Speaking of the Flyers, I'm worried about Mo. I imagine he had good coin on the Eagles. Anyone seen him?

did break me in 2 teasers, but actually the only thing i had on the game beside that was the McCoy under and took them in live betting at +3.5.

Did break that Cowboys to not win the NFC East though, jerks

 

[Clorox]

Ok, Mo liked a post. So he's here

Glad you didn't get crushed bud. I had a GB who was at the game and he's not too happy.

I had a miserable day. RB debt is back up to -300. Thank goodness I have Christmas festivities all day tomorrow. You guys should kill it. You're welcome in advance!

 

[swirvenirvin]

Had a little poker tourny at the house with 7 buddies over watching football..

Update I won!!

Who is going to sponsor me at WSOP?

 

[TheGooRoo]

Had a little porker tranny at the house with 7 buddies over watching football..

Update I won!!

Who is going to sponsor me at WSOP?

What did you win?

 

[Clorox]

I know you guys all hate the Mumpguins, but maybe someone will get a kick out of this. I thought it was pretty good.

http://www.cbc.ca/m/sports/hockey/nhl/penguins-extend-holiday-greetings-national-lampoon-style-1.2879885

 

[Clorox]

Had a little porker tranny at the house with 7 buddies over watching football..

Update I won!!

Who is going to sponsor me at WSOP?

What did you win?

An overweight dwarf she-male?

 

[swirvenirvin]

Had a little poker tourny at the house with 7 buddies over watching football..

Update I won!!

Who is going to sponsor me at WSOP?

What did you win?

$30 buy in so $150 to winner $60 to 2nd. That's about all these guys will play for.

Played in a league with some of these guys last year and took them to the shed. We played once a moth and did points each time we played. Usually had anywhere between 9-15 people. Won overall points and 7 out of the 12 times and 4 consecutive. Not sure if I'm good or they suck.

Also I fixed your changing of the words that somehow got changed

 

[BRONG]

So I'm stuck inside all weekend if you haven't noticed (although thank God I cancelled going to the Vegas Bowl ).

So I would like to find a late game, if anyone has one. I am beyond bored.

 

[Clorox]

So I'm stuck inside all weekend if you haven't noticed (although thank God I cancelled going to the Vegas Bowl ).

So I would like to find a late game, if anyone has one. I am beyond bored.

Want me to make a pick so you can fade it?

 

[BRONG]

Let's do halftime of South Alabama and Bowling Green. I just looked and it's the only thing I'll have on the tube where I'm at.

 

[Frostillicus]

So I'm stuck inside all weekend if you haven't noticed (although thank God I cancelled going to the Vegas Bowl ).

So I would like to find a late game, if anyone has one. I am beyond bored.

Playing BYU -3.5 and UNLV/Utah over 128.5 late.

 

[BRONG]

On it, thanks.

 

[Clorox]

On it, thanks.

I won't tail for your sake!

 

[Frostillicus]

On it, thanks.

I won't tail for your sake!

Jump on board!

 

[Clorox]

On it, thanks.

I won't tail for your sake!

Jump on board!

Ugh, are you sure? I need a win badly but don't want to keep the jinx alive.

 

[BRONG]

Good lord, the arm on this kid from South Alabama.

But does he only have one speed?

 

[Clorox]

I played Chargers 2H PK if you want to get more down in the Niners

 

[Clorox]

I played Chargers 2H PK if you want to get more down in the Niners

WTF was I thinking? SD is going to lose by 42.

 

[BRONG]

LOFL @ those last two posts.

 

[gmbacm]

Waiting to see tackle props for PHI/WAS at 5d...

Bovada has Riley 6.5, Jenkins 4.5. WAS crew very favorable. Lean toward over on both here.

Bovada somehow graded Jenkins with 6. I'm seeing him with 4 in a couple places. Any chance this stands?

It's that special teams tackle situation again. Can't remember previous outcomes.

yeah. he had 4 on defense and 2 on special teams. that's a winning bet. special teams tackles count.

thought that was a loss, looked at boxscore for Jenkins on Wash

 

[BRONG]

7 minutes after your halftime bet, you tossed in the towel. And I also heart quoting yourself.

Clorox, don't you quit on me, we got this 2nd half of the RAYCOM.MEDIA CAMELLIA BOWL! And you know it!!!

 

[Clorox]

LOFL @ those last two posts.

LOL, I'm a hot mess

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Yeah, bad beat on the AF/WMU under.

 

[Clorox]

7 minutes after your halftime bet, you tossed in the towel. And I also heart quoting yourself.

Clorox, don't you quit on me, we got this 2nd half of the RAYCOM.MEDIA CAMELLIA BOWL! And you know it!!!

Haha, I broke all kinds of rules there didn't i? Ok GB, what's our play on whatever the #### this bowl game is called? Might as well get the RB balance to -500 so I can send Kurt my package.

 

[BRONG]

Double D. There he is!!!1!

 

[swirvenirvin]

Help me, I put Julio in both my lineups for tomorrow. Jene where are you!?!

 

[Peyton Marino]

I played Chargers 2H PK if you want to get more down in the Niners

WTF was I thinking? SD is going to lose by 42.

I think you've successfully confused the jinx gods at this point. They have no idea which way to go.

 

[Clorox]

Help me, I put Julio in both my lineups for tomorrow. Jene where are you!?!

My advice: sit ####face Crabtree. That's all I got.

 

[BRONG]

7 minutes after your halftime bet, you tossed in the towel. And I also heart quoting yourself.

Clorox, don't you quit on me, we got this 2nd half of the RAYCOM.MEDIA CAMELLIA BOWL! And you know it!!!

Haha, I broke all kinds of rules there didn't i? Ok GB, what's our play on whatever the #### this bowl game is called? Might as well get the RB balance to -500 so I can send Kurt my package.

Whoa, just the opposite. Quoting yourself on bad plays is not only welcome, it's encouraged. Cuz it's funny gb. And I could use some laughs about now.

Watch the game and you tell me. They're still in the 2nd quarter. Then we go the other way.

 

[Clorox]

I played Chargers 2H PK if you want to get more down in the Niners

WTF was I thinking? SD is going to lose by 42.

I think you've successfully confused the jinx gods at this point. They have no idea which way to go.

Nah, here's how it works: whatever I put in as an OFFICIAL RB play, you go the opposite way!And if I think I like something (like the Niners, which I posted earlier) but don't put it in a RB, it's a :lock:

ETA - What's the ####### code for the dancing lock emoji?

 

[Clorox]

7 minutes after your halftime bet, you tossed in the towel. And I also heart quoting yourself.

Clorox, don't you quit on me, we got this 2nd half of the RAYCOM.MEDIA CAMELLIA BOWL! And you know it!!!

Haha, I broke all kinds of rules there didn't i? Ok GB, what's our play on whatever the #### this bowl game is called? Might as well get the RB balance to -500 so I can send Kurt my package.

Whoa, just the opposite. Quoting yourself on bad plays is not only welcome, it's encouraged. Cuz it's funny gb. And I could use some laughs about now.

Watch the game and you tell me. They're still in the 2nd quarter. Then we go the other way.

OMG, I just laughed hard...pissed off my half-asleep girlfriend, scared the #### out of the dog, and the cat jumped off the bed and flew into the curtain. I #### you not!

 

[gmbacm]

got an email for dsi 300% bonus code: holiday14, not sure if its account specific. assume its $300 max.

 

[lumpy19]

LOFL @ those last two posts.

LOL, I'm a hot mess

At least you're hot

 

[Peyton Marino]

Did Kaepernick just say "Obama"?

 

[ChainsawU]

The two bets I keep making for the upcoming NFL season are Bridgewater for OROY at +800 or better and The Saints to with the NFC South at +135

I said in the preseason saints +135 to win the south was a bargain. One if the few times I wish I had a higher limit with Kurt.

Preseason 200/270 Saints win NFC South

Just locked in 100/210 Saints will not win NFC south.

 

[Clorox]

LOFL @ those last two posts.

LOL, I'm a hot mess

At least you're hot

Could someone please get on the bat phone and ask Dodds why they have a quota for "likes?"

BRONG, what network is BGSU on? I need to scout the final two minutes of the first half so I can issue my 10* lock. TIA

 

[Billy Bats]

Apologies for the stupid that happened in the Flyers game tonight. Toronto #### the bed pretty good.

 

[ChainsawU]

My bad too for not letting you guys in on Portland tonight. I didn't get home in time. That's on me.

 

[Clorox]

Found it on ESPN. Wow, that was a backwards pass. BGSU robbed of a sure TD there.

I think I like BGSU for the second half. Unless I should "lock in profits" and bet on SA since I have money on the BGSU ML per Dr. D.

 

[swirvenirvin]

That just cost me a season under on Kaepernick under rushing

 

[swirvenirvin]

Help me, I put Julio in both my lineups for tomorrow. Jene where are you!?!

My advice: sit ####face Crabtree. That's all I got.

brilliant

 

[swirvenirvin]

The two bets I keep making for the upcoming NFL season are Bridgewater for OROY at +800 or better and The Saints to with the NFC South at +135

I said in the preseason saints +135 to win the south was a bargain. One if the few times I wish I had a higher limit with Kurt.

Preseason 200/270 Saints win NFC South

Just locked in 100/210 Saints will not win NFC south.

that had to take some time

 

[Clorox]

Help me, I put Julio in both my lineups for tomorrow. Jene where are you!?!

My advice: sit ####face Crabtree. That's all I got.

brilliant

Sorry - all I've read is that Jones is very iffy. I think if he plays, you almost have to use him in a must-win game for Atlanta. Don't you have time to see the FBG reports tomorrow? Bramel is usually spot on with his hunches.