Fictitious Things MOP is getting his PhD in (1 Viewer)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Astrophysics

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just kidding

 

[mr roboto]

Not sure, but his thesis was on proper techniques for throwing a whore out of a moving vehicle.

Angry White Men In Cars Chucking Hookers

 

[Henry Ford]

Not sure, but his thesis was on proper techniques for throwing a whore out of a moving vehicle.

Whoah, what now?

 

[Todd Andrews]

in

 

[Zow]

Not sure, but his thesis was on proper techniques for throwing a whore out of a moving vehicle.

Whoah, what now?

Oh yes, MOP is an expert on that.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

everything

Could you be more specific?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Marriage Counseling

 

[buck naked]

Fantasy Football Collaboration

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

everything

Could you be more specific?

It's not exactly a PhD, but more of an ME (Master of Everything).

 

[B-Deep]

Rosie O'Donnell's sex life

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Conflict Resolution

Grocery Sciences

 

[Ministry of Pain]

everything

Could you be more specific?

It's not exactly a PhD, but more of an ME (Master of Everything).

My degree is a Bachelor of General Studies with 30 credits split into 2 colleges. I have one of those already.

And this was better than any birthday, christmas, get well, or go die card you all could have ever sent. I laughed hard at almost every entry.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Pricing

 

[Sarnoff]

Going gay after the first girl you ask out says no.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Not sure, but his thesis was on proper techniques for throwing a whore out of a moving vehicle.

Whoah, what now?

My bad. I should have said dissertation rather than thesis.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Not sure, but his thesis was on proper techniques for throwing a whore out of a moving vehicle.

Whoah, what now?

That part of my life is pretty blurry, I'm not sure I can really relive it right now because it encompasses other things on the 6 point list someone asked me to chime in about. 1 kind of feeds off 6 and we just don't need all that right now.

But I will say that I am the only man to ever have an affair in his life and I have paid bitterly for it. I've read about others but apparently I'm the only actual real life case.

2008/2009 were some lonely times, would rather not live those years again, not sure I could make it a 2nd trip. I made very poor choices though and I was no victim, I brought it on myself to begin with.

 

[phrozen]

Attention Whoring

 

[Henry Ford]

Not sure, but his thesis was on proper techniques for throwing a whore out of a moving vehicle.

Whoah, what now?

That part of my life is pretty blurry, I'm not sure I can really relive it right now because it encompasses other things on the 6 point list someone asked me to chime in about. 1 kind of feeds off 6 and we just don't need all that right now.

But I will say that I am the only man to ever have an affair in his life and I have paid bitterly for it. I've read about others but apparently I'm the only actual real life case.

2008/2009 were some lonely times, would rather not live those years again, not sure I could make it a 2nd trip. I made very poor choices though and I was no victim, I brought it on myself to begin with.

Sorry, I wasn't asking about whether you cheated on your wife, just about the scenario someone mentioned of you throwing a prostitute out of a moving vehicle.

Never allow anyone to depose you.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tommy Bahamas

 

[Limp Ditka]

Chili toppings

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Tommy Bahamas

top3 answer on the board

 

[FatMax]

I'm not sure I can really relive it right now

After reading this, my guess is PhD in BS.

 

[Sarnoff]

Never allow anyone to depose you.

 

[phrozen]

Lesson Planning

 

[Politician Spock]

Doctor?

I thought he was a minister.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Doctor?

I thought he was a minister.

Many ministers get PhDs in Theology and other religious subjects.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Not sure, but his thesis was on proper techniques for throwing a whore out of a moving vehicle.

Whoah, what now?

That part of my life is pretty blurry, I'm not sure I can really relive it right now because it encompasses other things on the 6 point list someone asked me to chime in about. 1 kind of feeds off 6 and we just don't need all that right now. But I will say that I am the only man to ever have an affair in his life and I have paid bitterly for it. I've read about others but apparently I'm the only actual real life case.

2008/2009 were some lonely times, would rather not live those years again, not sure I could make it a 2nd trip. I made very poor choices though and I was no victim, I brought it on myself to begin with.

Sorry, I wasn't asking about whether you cheated on your wife, just about the scenario someone mentioned of you throwing a prostitute out of a moving vehicle.Never allow anyone to depose you.

LOL

Did you kill that drifter?

No,but I ****** his ****.

 

[Mister CIA]

Dale Carnegie's little-know correspondence degree: How To Alienate Friends and Drive Under the Influence to Hit People

Dammit! Was reading through the responses thinking I (and I alone) would drop a Dale Carnegie reference.