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[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

"Krokus sucks" Jzilla

 

[Shutterbug]

I love thick women ~ Otis

I hate beer ~ 3Cs

Go STEELERS! ~ Gator

Girl A is Awesome ~ Desert Rose

I decided to give up eating meat ~ Joe Bryant

Great thread.

 

[Loan Sharks]

"I'M ENGAGED!" Take a look at our website at yesengagement.com to see photos of my betrothed - Dentist

 

[Jaysus]

I decided to give up eating meat ~ Joe Bryant

nice one knot hole

 

[Tom Servo]

"I'M ENGAGED!" Take a look at our website at yesengagement.com to see photos of my betrothed - Dentist

The webmaster at nomarriage.com would a river.

 

[Super King]

"I just got invited to be a Moderator"

LHUCKS

 

[Doctor Detroit]

"My Interview with [worthwhile and interesting celebrity]" -Yandek

This one needs more love.

 

[Bring The Stink]

"People think I'm fun and Interesting" - Black Label Society

 

[Phase of the Game]

"Why I Love The South"- LHUCKS

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"I killed a drifter last night just to get an erection" - Crosseyed

 

[Woozy Foozy]

Too funny.

Thanks for reaffirming that I'm a perfect poster.

 

[Bring The Stink]

"Rediscovering Black History and the Legacy of Slavery" - RBM

 

[Andy Dufresne]

"Just tried these great new Shaklee vitamins and cleaning products" - Andy Dufresne

Okay, I get this one.

Pre-Draft Rankings and Projections are Worthless - Andy Dufresne

But not this.

 

[krista4]

"Turns Out It Really Is Pee" - Girl A+

 

[Uruk-Hai]

"Turns Out It Really Is Pee" - Girl A+

"The current tax system isn't progressive enough" - Yankeefan"Tyler Hnasbrough is my hero" - Ripleys

 

[ArcticEdge]

"I'm moving to Utah" - Homer J. Simpson

 

[hofer]

"I killed a drifter last night just to get an erection" - Crosseyed

Brilliant.

 

[Shutterbug]

"Turns Out It Really Is Pee" - Girl A+

 

[Shutterbug]

I decided to give up eating meat ~ Joe Bryant

nice one knot hole

CRAP!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

"People think I'm fun and Interesting" - Black Label Society

Good one

"I killed a drifter last night just to get an erection" - Crosseyed

Holy crap, hilarious.

 

[flapgreen]

"Taking the LSATs, need study tips." - Mike Crimes

 

[flapgreen]

"Zartan, Welcome Back" - Joe Bryant

:( :(

 

[flapgreen]

Almost every damn one of this is hilarious.

 

[ArcticEdge]

"Zartan, Welcome Back" - Joe Bryant

:( :(

 

[flapgreen]

"They should serve tuna at theatres"-MOP

 

[flapgreen]

"I've finally realized you guys don't care" - Assani Fisher

 

[flapgreen]

"Why Mexicans should be allowed in the U.S."-MacArtist

 

[Zaxxon]

"Mods - Please combine all of my threads into this one as I'd really hate to have my thoughts scattered" - Timscochet

 

[Zaxxon]

"The glare-blocking benefits of wearing your hat forwards" - Rudnicki

 

[Zaxxon]

"Effective methods for shielding your mouth from friendly fire while viewing adult films by yourself" - Dentist

 

[Zaxxon]

"Having second thoughts about starting this thread as it might violate the terms of service" - Truckasaurus

 

[Zaxxon]

"Just upgraded to a stable broadband connection and met another female in :e: chat that I immediately befriended" - Desert Rose

 

[Zaxxon]

Treat Her Like a Lady -- Jason Swires

"Plumbing and Lovemaking do not mix"

 

[Zaxxon]

"The inconveniences of dating outside of a park restroom" - LarryBoy44

 

[Zaxxon]

"So this is what my feet actually look like" - Sister Havana

 

[Zaxxon]

"Here's a quick summary of an article for your convenience so you don't have to read the entire novel that I'm going to cut and paste here" - NCCommish

 

[Zaxxon]

"All done trying to #### random guys from the internet. I'll be awake for the next 4 consecutive hours in case anyone wants to chat" - Fluffer

 

[Zaxxon]

"We'll get to how you're doing in just a second. First, I'd actually like to ask you an insightful question" - Yandek

 

[Zaxxon]

"I couldn't possibly have a 16th drink tonight. Have to get up early tomorrow to watch the Cowboys in the 2nd round of the playoffs" - BentRley

 

[Zaxxon]

"A couple of tips towards helping to grow a full head of hair" - Proninja

 

[Zaxxon]

"Just wanted to drop by to post a couple of pictures of a real life girlfriend that I've never paid by the hour" - PC Load Letter

 

[Zaxxon]

"Just talked to a guy from the internet and there's an outside chance that things might turn physical at some point. What should I do if he eventually expects sex? Make him wait, right?" - Invisigirl

 

[awesomeness]

"I am no longer a virgin" - Safariplanet

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

"The inconveniences of dating outside of a park restroom" - LarryBoy44

 

[awesomeness]

"Looks like Ghana qualified for the 2010 World Cup" - #1 Fan of Ghana Soccer

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

"I couldn't possibly have a 16th drink tonight. Have to get up early tomorrow to watch the Cowboys in the 2nd round of the playoffs" - BentRley

 

[Your Mother]

"Good evening, kind gentleman. I would like to discuss neoclassical symbolism in the works of Jane Austen." -Rocko

 

[Your Mother]

"I won a free trip to Thailand, but I don't feel like going." -Homer Simpson

 

[Your Mother]

"What are the best t-shirts for showing off a six-pack?" -Posty

 

[Zaxxon]

"What are the best t-shirts for showing off a six-pack?" -Posty