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[Clown Car]

Got my tubes tied - Clown Car

Thank you for including me!

 

[mr. furley]

"Calf-Length Tube Socks in XL? Where can I get them?" Fuller

it's funny because it's true

 

[Radical Larry]

bump

 

[Jaysus]

"Who Can Hook Me Up...

With a Demonoid Invite"

--Joe Bryant

 

[Idiot Boxer]

"I'M ENGAGED!" Take a look at our website at yesengagement.com to see photos of my betrothed - Dentist

"Got married last night in Vegas to the toothless chick who gave me a bad beat." - Dentist

I'm a fraud - Dentist

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Taking the P out of PM's

-Staff

 

[eoMMan]

"Let's not bump this.....let this one die."

-mr. furley

 

[mr. furley]

 

[McJose]

Damn this was a good thread.

 

[Sister Havana]

Why I Love The Packers - SisterHavana

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The Art of the Brazilian - Christo

 

[Idiot Boxer]

PM me if you have any questions - shuke

 

[Idiot Boxer]

A thread in which I present what I feel is an interesting hypothetical designed to make you creatively think and arrive at what I think is the only logical conclusion but in truth will end up backfiring on me and devolving into schtick - timschochet

 

[McJose]

"My new girlfriend is old enough to buy fireworks" Homer J. Simpson

"Can anyone give me tips on dating an older woman?" - Homer J Simpson

"Which gun should I buy for my daughter" - Reg Lllama of Brixton

Homer's looking for a link to that thread.

"Sobriety, a Fresh Start" - Homer J. Simpson

I have a bit of a reputation, don't I?

Still do, champ.

 

[Josie Maran]

"My new girlfriend is old enough to buy fireworks" Homer J. Simpson

"Can anyone give me tips on dating an older woman?" - Homer J Simpson

"Which gun should I buy for my daughter" - Reg Lllama of Brixton

Homer's looking for a link to that thread.

"Sobriety, a Fresh Start" - Homer J. Simpson

I have a bit of a reputation, don't I?

Still do, champ.

Well-earned, I might add.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Seriously, why didn't you guys tell me I looked like a ########? - offdee

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Damn this was a good thread.

 

[Limp Ditka]

"I'm proud of my penis" - Tap

"Dude, put that thing away"-JAA

This thread has me in tears.

 

[Todd Andrews]

A thread in which I present what I feel is an interesting hypothetical designed to make you creatively think and arrive at what I think is the only logical conclusion but in truth will end up backfiring on me and devolving into schtick - timschochet

Much wisdom here.

 

[Carolina Hustler]

A thread in which I present what I feel is an interesting hypothetical designed to make you creatively think and arrive at what I think is the only logical conclusion but in truth will end up backfiring on me and devolving into schtick - timschochet

You forgot to mention "dinner in a park with black friend"

 

[Carolina Hustler]

"I'm not a liberal, I used to be Republican" ~ Todd Andrews

 

[Todd Andrews]

"I'm not a liberal, I used to be Republican" ~ Todd Andrews

I was never a Republican or a Democrat.

 

[Carolina Hustler]

"I'm not a liberal, I used to be Republican" ~ Todd Andrews

I was never a Republican or a Democrat.

even better..

 

[Todd Andrews]

"Romney wins 367 Electoral Votes!! America!! Socialism!! Bengayzi!!11! Boys Kissin!!?!" -- Carolina Hustler

 

[Carolina Hustler]

"Romney wins 367 Electoral Votes!! America!! Socialism!! Bengayzi!!11! Boys Kissin!!?!" -- Carolina Hustler

lol.. Nice try..My guy was Ron Paul..

 

[Limp Ditka]

And now I'm in tears for another reason.

How about you two ####tards take this somewhere else?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Threads That Todd Andrews and Carolina Hustler Made Better

Link Them Here

- Limp Ditka

 

[Thorn]

Seriously, why didn't you guys tell me I looked like a ########? - offdee

x 10

 

[Disco Stu]

"Disco Stu needs monogamy with you."

It could happen... Someday.

 

[YSR]

"Disco Stu needs monogamy with you."

It could happen... Someday.

Congrats?

 

[SacramentoBob]

Threads That Todd Andrews and Carolina Hustler Made Better

Link Them Here

- Limp Ditka

 

[SacramentoBob]

"Where Should We Register?" - Dentist

"Finally proposed to my girlfriend" - Dentist

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

"Disco Stu needs monogamy with you."

It could happen... Someday.

Congrats?

 

[Arizona Ron]

"People who cheat on their wives disgust me" - Bad CEO

"Living monogamously" - Tom In Albany

some things never change

 

[SacramentoBob]

Welcome our newest Staff Member, Ministry of Pain

- Joe Bryant

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Random, Vague Excerpts From Things I Claim To Be Private Messages - Ball Son Urchin

 

[Henry Ford]

Metaphysics, Religion, and Logic, a series of excerpts from my dissertation at the Harvard School of Philosophy

- pittstownkiller

 

[Crazy Canuck]

"My conversation with an articulate colored man." - MOP

 

[Crazy Canuck]

"How to make a fool-proof fake ID...for 18." - Homer J Simpson

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Random, Vague Excerpts From Things I Claim To Be Private Messages - Ball Son Urchin

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Welcome our newest Staff Member, Ministry of Pain- Joe Bryant

 

[T Bell]

Cash in the Pillowcase: The Best Investment

-Beej

 

[gianmarco]

Metaphysics, Religion, and Logic, a series of excerpts from my dissertation at the Harvard School of Philosophy- pittstownkiller

With foreword by Apple Jack.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is a great thread.

 

[Keerock]

This is a great thread.- Officer Pete Malloy

Fixed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"If I Could Describe Myself in Two Words, I'd Use 'Impulse Control'" -- General Malaise

This one still cracks me up.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"Main reasons why the movie is always better than the book"

--flysack

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Where the #### is the Door? - The Iguana

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The Drycleaning of the Vanities - COlin Dowling

 

[Crazy Canuck]

"Pics of hot sleazy tattooed girls with daddy issues, that I want to discuss James Joyce with."

- flysack