Fictitious tweets from President Trump (1 Viewer)

[Rove!]

@Erdogan can't even figure out where to bomb #goat####er

 

[McGarnicle]

This guy Jose who built my deck is just terrific. I'm sorry that he has to go, along with his whole family. But people in Mexico need decks too.

 

[GOB]

@tigerwoods you want to bang my daughter?

 

[GOB]

@rogaine You're fired!

 

[Das Boot]

@megynkelly Boom! Trumped!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too easy. Probably impossible to tell satire from reality.

 

[skol asylum]

@MrGorbachev You were pretty stupid to tear down a perfectly good wall.