Fat Nick
Footballguy
I want to work for the po po in this town...
Flathead Beacon Police Blotter (pages and pages and pages of hilarity)
[SIZE=11.5pt]12:41 a.m.[/SIZE] A Hungry Horse woman reported suspicious activity at a local bar. She stated that the music had stopped, the lights were off, the curtains drawn, and there were no cars in the parking lot. A deputy found that the bar had shut down for the night.
8:19 p.m. A bar patron on Highway 35 in Kalispell reported that another man pulled a knife on him when he accidentally cut him in line. He said that it could have been plastic cutlery, but he couldn’t be sure.
9:11 p.m. An Evergreen resident claimed that someone called and made fun of him for the underwear he had recently put on layaway. He has no idea who the man was or how he knew what about his underwear.
11:26 a.m. A dog, who normally wears a coat, was seen sitting in its front yard without proper winter attire.
6:41 p.m. A Kalispell woman found her highly intoxicated and incoherent dad cowering in his home, saying "don't hit me." It was later discovered that he had not been assaulted as she originally thought, but had been watching excessive amounts of Ultimate Fighting Championships on TV and was acting out a scene. He was taken to the hospital.
Flathead Beacon Police Blotter (pages and pages and pages of hilarity)
[SIZE=11.5pt]12:41 a.m.[/SIZE] A Hungry Horse woman reported suspicious activity at a local bar. She stated that the music had stopped, the lights were off, the curtains drawn, and there were no cars in the parking lot. A deputy found that the bar had shut down for the night.
8:19 p.m. A bar patron on Highway 35 in Kalispell reported that another man pulled a knife on him when he accidentally cut him in line. He said that it could have been plastic cutlery, but he couldn’t be sure.
9:11 p.m. An Evergreen resident claimed that someone called and made fun of him for the underwear he had recently put on layaway. He has no idea who the man was or how he knew what about his underwear.
11:26 a.m. A dog, who normally wears a coat, was seen sitting in its front yard without proper winter attire.
6:41 p.m. A Kalispell woman found her highly intoxicated and incoherent dad cowering in his home, saying "don't hit me." It was later discovered that he had not been assaulted as she originally thought, but had been watching excessive amounts of Ultimate Fighting Championships on TV and was acting out a scene. He was taken to the hospital.
) If you've ever been, you'll quickly notice that there's not much going on out that way, so I could totally see these calls being real. I don't think many highly educated folks choose to live out that way. Beautiful place though.
