Former Idaho GOP Chairman Arrested. (1 Viewer)

[Henry Ford]

I can’t even do justice to the headline with a joke. You just have to read it. 

Former Idaho GOP chairman arrested for masturbating in a wig outside his ex-wife’s home

 

[Henry Ford]

Definitely the worst take on Say Anything ever. 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

He probably should have gotten inside first before trying that.

 

[BigSteelThrill]

Party of Repression in full effect.

 

[NREC34]

Ah, so it was a wig disguise. I was picturing something even crazier. 

 

[sho nuff]

Yeah but he was there to scare a different woman...so it’s ok.

 

[Henry Ford]

I struggle to find a more on-brand headline.

 

[Henry Ford]

Ah, so it was a wig disguise. I was picturing something even crazier. 

My wife thought the same thing. 

 

[ffldrew]

Was the wig a womens wig?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I can’t even do justice to the headline with a joke. You just have to read it. 

Former Idaho GOP chairman arrested for masturbating in a wig outside his ex-wife’s home

At first I read that as “into a wig”.  

Odlly enough it doesn’t make the story better or worse.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

His looks just scream “wigged spanker”

 

[Joe Summer]

Seems like a sock would have been more efficient.

 

[badmojo1006]

I can’t even do justice to the headline with a joke. You just have to read it. 

Misread it. Thought it said masturbating into a wig...

 

[siffoin]

Following in the tradition of Larry Craig.  Way to go Idaho Republicans.  

 

[Henry Ford]

Yeah but he was there to scare a different woman...so it’s ok.

No, that’s what he said at first to the police.  His lawyer has clarified that he was invited to a costume party in the apartment complex.  All perfectly innocent. 

 

[Gopher State]

I can’t even do justice to the headline with a joke. You just have to read it. 

Thanks for posting this game changing information.

 

[Henry Ford]

Thanks for posting this game changing information.

Not every topic can be as earth shattering as yours detailing how you spent your $1000.00 bonus from your company after the Trump tax cut. 

 

[sho nuff]

Not every topic can be as earth shattering as yours detailing how you spent your $1000.00 bonus from your company after the Trump tax cut. 

Or font sizes

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Ok look there’s a perfectly good explanation for this.

 

[Henry Ford]

Ok look there’s a perfectly good explanation for this.

“Listen, I needed my hands free to get my underwear unstuck from my zipper so I put the wig I was carrying on my head.  Finally I just took it all off so I could get the zipper unstuck, and of course I was watching my ex wife’s windows I was afraid she’d come out and find me in the bushes with my pants off wearing that wig.  How embarrassing would that have been?”

 

[parasaurolophus]

At first I read that as “into a wig”.  

Odlly enough it doesn’t make the story better or worse.

What if it said into a whig? 

 

[Henry Ford]

What if it said into a whig? 

Since that party dissolved 160 years ago, that would be a lot worse. 

 

[parasaurolophus]

Since that party dissolved 160 years ago, that would be a lot worse. 

You never know. They could come back. 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Since that party dissolved 160 years ago, that would be a lot worse. 

Hold the phone https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Whig_Party

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

How did they catch him if he was wearing a wig?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

How did they catch him if he was wearing a wig?

Red handed?

 

[Henry Ford]

How did they catch him if he was wearing a wig?

Hopefully while wearing gloves. 

 

[Joe Summer]

OrtonToOlsen said:

Hold the phone https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Whig_Party

Been a registered member for a few years now. They are a little too gung-ho on military stuff for my tastes, but otherwise they're right in my wheelhouse.

 

[joffer]

That’s illegal?  Thought it was just frowned upon.

 

[saintfool]

Bueno know this guy - or the wig - by chance?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I can’t even do justice to the headline with a joke. You just have to read it. 

Could we double check, Into a wig or On a Whig?

Oops, I see I am late with the joke.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Oh, while wearing a wig.  Why didn't they say so?

 

[2Squirrels1Nut]

Definitely the worst take on Say Anything ever. 

Pretty good Louis CK though. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Could we double check, Into a wig or On a Whig?

Oops, I see I am late with the joke.

At least it wasn’t a wiig.