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The female in white is tough as hell, but her co-worker in blue is no slouch either. 

The female in white could be related to Yokosuna.

 
The female in white is tough as hell, but her co-worker in blue is no slouch either. 

The female in white could be related to Yokosuna.
yea and she flipped on a dime. I thought she was going to be the peacemaker, but a dumb elbow by the other girl quickly changed that.

 
yea and she flipped on a dime. I thought she was going to be the peacemaker, but a dumb elbow by the other girl quickly changed that.
Exactly, she was trying to be good cop to the one in white's bad cop. Maybe the WWE comes calling and suggests they be tag team partners. That's more action than you see in a standard WWE bout.

 
First time I ever saw "in the flesh" boob was in a fight between two middle school girls (I was in 6th grade).  It wasn't glorious.
when my wife and i were dating, i was involved in a good samaritan situation where a similar thing happened. 

New Years eve, prob 1998'ish, stopped at a supermarket b/f a party. checking out and hear commotion from the exit area. Security guard is holding a woman as shes beating on him. Another guy comes in from outside and starts beating on guard. He's looking right at me yelling for help. No one else in store so i run in. I grab the girl as he deals with the guy. I have the girl from behind and she is throwing elbows at me. So i decide to hip toss her to the ground.  She was wearing one of those old Starter sports jackets and when i put her down, she slid right out of it along with all the groceries she was shop lifting. She jumped up and to my surprise (as well as my GF and the cashier looking on in stunned disbelief) she was nude under the jacket....aaaaand it wasn't pretty. She starts throwing punches at me, while the beewbs are swinging wildly in the opposite direction, i didn't know what to defend. So i just put my shoulder down and tackled her to the ground and held her down, thankfully the cops were not far behind. 

 
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when my wife and i were dating, i was involved in a good samaritan situation where a similar thing happened. 

New Years eve, prob 1998'ish, stopped at a supermarket b/f a party. checking out and hear commotion from the exit area. Security guard is holding a woman as shes beating on him. Another guy comes in from outside and starts beating on guard. He's looking right at me yelling for help. No one les in store os i run in. I grab the girl as he deals with the guy. I have the girl from behind and she is trowing elbows at me. So i decide to hip toss her to the ground.  She was wearing one of those old Starter sports jackets and when i put her down, she slid right out of it along with all the groceries she was shop lifting. She jumped up and to my surprise (as well as my GF and the cashier looking on in stunned disbelief) she was nude under the jacket....aaaaand it wasn't pretty. She starts throwing punches at me, while the beewbs are swinging wildly in the opposite direction, i didn't know what to defend. So i just put my shoulder down and tackled her to the ground and held her down, thankfully the cops were not far behind. 
don't matter

saw boobs

 
when my wife and i were dating, i was involved in a good samaritan situation where a similar thing happened. 

New Years eve, prob 1998'ish, stopped at a supermarket b/f a party. checking out and hear commotion from the exit area. Security guard is holding a woman as shes beating on him. Another guy comes in from outside and starts beating on guard. He's looking right at me yelling for help. No one else in store so i run in. I grab the girl as he deals with the guy. I have the girl from behind and she is throwing elbows at me. So i decide to hip toss her to the ground.  She was wearing one of those old Starter sports jackets and when i put her down, she slid right out of it along with all the groceries she was shop lifting. She jumped up and to my surprise (as well as my GF and the cashier looking on in stunned disbelief) she was nude under the jacket....aaaaand it wasn't pretty. She starts throwing punches at me, while the beewbs are swinging wildly in the opposite direction, i didn't know what to defend. So i just put my shoulder down and tackled her to the ground and held her down, thankfully the cops were not far behind. 
You're Batman!

 
I actually know a woman who is probably the same size as the woman in white. She was apparently a heck of a softball player and  track star in college. She's older and her knees aren't in good shape, but in her prime I have no doubt she would destroyed me. 

 
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I actually know a woman who is probably the same size as the woman in white. She was apparently a heck of a softball player and  track star in college. She's older and her knees aren't in good shape, but in her prime I have doubt she would destroyed me. 
Wow, now that's an image.

What if you had gotten in a fight with her though?

 
when my wife and i were dating, i was involved in a good samaritan situation where a similar thing happened. 

New Years eve, prob 1998'ish, stopped at a supermarket b/f a party. checking out and hear commotion from the exit area. Security guard is holding a woman as shes beating on him. Another guy comes in from outside and starts beating on guard. He's looking right at me yelling for help. No one else in store so i run in. I grab the girl as he deals with the guy. I have the girl from behind and she is throwing elbows at me. So i decide to hip toss her to the ground.  She was wearing one of those old Starter sports jackets and when i put her down, she slid right out of it along with all the groceries she was shop lifting. She jumped up and to my surprise (as well as my GF and the cashier looking on in stunned disbelief) she was nude under the jacket....aaaaand it wasn't pretty. She starts throwing punches at me, while the beewbs are swinging wildly in the opposite direction, i didn't know what to defend. So i just put my shoulder down and tackled her to the ground and held her down, thankfully the cops were not far behind. 
Did you donkey punch her?

 

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