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Friend has a female mannequin in his bedroom (1 Viewer)

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Not a close friend. Know him mainly through work. Go out with him in groups once in awhile and went to a football game with him last year. He needed some help Saturday putting a new rack on his SUV. Went over in the morning, first time I had been to his apartment. Walk in and the first thing I see is a female mannequin in his bedroom in the corner facing out. Has it dressed in a female tank top and a pair of flowered shorts. I'm like WTF is that? He says he's had it since college.....he's now in his early 40's. I asked him if he had any heads in his refrigerator and I think he got a little offended. Got out of there pretty quick, put the rack on and went home. Creepy? No big deal?

 
Single dude?
Oh yeah. Any chick that sees that would bolt out the door me thinks.
It's definitely strange. I don't think it's "human heads in the freezer" strange, but it's certainly "no chance at ever having a relationship with a woman" strange. Although, my future brother in law fits that bill too, and he found a fiancee. We'll see if he makes it past the next step!
 
MacArtist said:
The fact it has clothes on it makes it weird.If it were naked and he painted it in a cool pattern, that would make him an artist.Is his name Owen Meany by any chance? :mellow:
It was probably naked until the only woman he was able to get back into his apartment saw it. The clothes are now trophies.
 

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