From FB: You have been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV (1 Viewer)

[badmojo1006]

show you watched are coming to save you...Who is coming to rescue you?

John Reese and Harold Finch. I feel very confident that I will be rescued very quickly.

 

[coyote5]

Lexi Belle will make a fine distraction for my captors while Tori Black unties the rope.

 

[Henry Ford]

The Challenge.  I'm not optimistic.  I guess Johnny Bananas and Sarah?  This is going to go very poorly.

 

[otb_lifer]

Maya Hart and Riley Matthews 

('Girl Meets World' marathon w/my daughter last night) 

 

[TheAristocrat]

Charlie, Mac, Dennis, and Dee would be on their way to save me.

I'll either die or will be severely maimed but it should be a good episode.

 

[gianmarco]

Hopefully it's Jon Snow and not the Mountain.

 

[Ilov80s]

Hopefully it's Jon Snow and not the Mountain.

I was figuring Khaleesi with her dragons was coming to take me as her king.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Stan and Kyle are usually pretty good at saving the world from things, so I think I'll be okay.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Stone Cold Steve Austin GIMME A HELL YEAH.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Stan and Kyle are usually pretty good at saving the world from things, so I think I'll be okay.

That leaves me with Cartman, Butters, and Craig.  I'm worried.

 

[JoeSteeler]

Mulder and Scully 

 

[Eephus]

Bill Simmons

Would someone please call Mrs. Eephus and tell her I love her

ETA:  on the plus side, he can afford to pay the ransom

 

[rockaction]

Drew Carey, that guy Johnny, and a variety of gorgeous models. 

Okay, at least he's an ex-marine. 

 

[Tom Hagen]

The good news is that it will be the President of the United States. 

The bad news is that it will be President Selina Meyer.

 

[Henry Ford]

If it's only fiction shows, I get the Benedict Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman Sherlock cast.  Let's make it fiction shows only.

 

[sho nuff]

Blindspot...im fine if Jane Doe shows up alone but dressed up like Lady Sif instead.

 

[JoeSteeler]

Drew Carey, that guy Johnny, and a variety of gorgeous models. 

Okay, at least he's an ex-marine. 

Didnt know that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Carey#/media/Filerew_Carey-Marines.jpg

 

[igbomb]

Oliver Queen

John Diggle

Sara Lance

Felicity Smoak 

 

[Arizona Ron]

Elizabeth and Phillip Jennings from "The Americans".  I'm in good hands. 

 

[Scoresman]

Crazy Joe Davola   

 

[The Future Champs]

Walking Dead cast plus Archer - #### yeah!

 

[kevzilla]

Al Roker. Can't say I like my chances. 

 

[bcdjr1]

I decided to start watching Gotham.  So far, things usually go well for Jim Gordon when he has to rescue someone.  Most times he gets called, though, they're already dead.

 

[Stoneys]

Drew Carey, Oswald and Lewis Kiniski from the Drew Carey Show...yes, i watch reruns of the Drew Carey Show before bed...mainly as a precursor to reruns of Night Court.

 

[Mitch Robbins]

Got this in the bank........

Steve McGarrett and his Hawaii Five-0 gang.

 

[GAlmgren]

Fell asleep watching some show called Top Shot. Looks like i get 16 rednecks with guns, could be good, could be bad.

 

[belljr]

Anthony Andersen and Betty White

 

[MikeIke]

The Mythbusters. I sure hope it's Kari

 

[Jeremy]

The Mythbusters. I sure hope it's Kari

Same here, though it was one of the episodes Kari was on maternity leave. 

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I've made a lot of horrible decisions in my life but getting off Facebook a week after I joined was one of the best moves I've made.

 

[Despyzer]

I've made a lot of horrible decisions in my life but getting off Facebook a week after I joined was one of the best moves I've made.

Tell us more!

 

[Henry Ford]

I decided to start watching Gotham.  So far, things usually go well for Jim Gordon when he has to rescue someone.  Most times he gets called, though, they're already dead.

To be fair, I believe he's a homicide detective.

 

[lakerstan]

First thought was Jack Bauer, but I wouldn't know what was going on because "There's no time to explain".  

I may have to go with Daredevil and Jessica Jones.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Tell us more!

Cute, a meme...did you pull that from your wall?

 

[FUBAR]

Trevor Noah

I might not survive because I'll die laughing. 

 

[Sconch]

Some local female news anchor.  She has braces.  

 

[FUBAR]

Drew Carey, Oswald and Lewis Kiniski from the Drew Carey Show...yes, i watch reruns of the Drew Carey Show before bed...mainly as a precursor to reruns of Night Court.

I'll youtube sketches, Colin  is still awesome.  

 

[AAABatteries]

Some local female news anchor.  She has braces.  

I so want to rip off @Nigel Tufneland his "both legs? :eases down pants:" joke but instead I'll just pay homage to one of the funniest things ever written on this forum.  It's somewhere in GMTAN but I'm too lazy to look it up.

 

[badmojo1006]

First thought was Jack Bauer, but I wouldn't know what was going on because "There's no time to explain".  

I may have to go with Daredevil and Jessica Jones.

The idea is to pick the last show you watched...Not your ideal

 

[coyote5]

Trevor Noah

I might not survive because I'll die laughing. 

sarcasm?

 

[bentley]

Lexi Belle will make a fine distraction for my captors while Tori Black unties the rope.

Sex Factor? Good show.

The Brink here. So Carla Gugino and her twins. Sounds like a winner.

 

[sho nuff]

sarcasm?

Yeah, i guess Noah is sarcastic sometimes.

 

[captain_amazing]

7 of 9.  I'm ok with that.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

rex kwon do mother ####er

 

[pollardsvision]

Helena (Orphan Black). I'm all good, and the intruder has been gutted like catfish with his innards smeared all over the wall.

All-time: I want Sarah ####### Walker saving me.

 

[Sabertooth]

Hopefully it's Jon Snow and not the Mountain.

Same.  I'll say Missande and Drogon.