Funny Draft Analysis (1 Viewer)

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Draft Analysis

Probably not quite as funny as the mock draft from the same site that was posted here earlier, but I still laughed pretty hard.

Some gems:

11  QB Jay Cutler  Vanderbilt SR

The Broncos just found Jake Plummer’s replacement. Cutler actually has some things in common with Plummer, in that he’s a tough, hard-nosed player who hasn’t accomplished a damn thing in his whole career.

20  DE Tamba Hali  Penn St  SR

The Chiefs love Tamba Hali’s arms, which are perfect for arm tackling, the Chiefs main defensive strategy. They have secondary strategies, too, such as lying on the ground and getting stepped on.

26  DT John McCargo  NC State  JR

The bad news: all the draft experts disapproved of this pick. The good news: none of those people know what the #### they’re talking about

 

[ChampBailey24]

What a ######...in his mock draft he has Jay Cutler getting picked twice.

 

[Red Herring]

The Lions took several players in the draft, apparently signaling the end of their current roster. If those guys were all so good, they would never have bothered looking for replacements, would they?